Royale With Cheese
02. John Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson Lyrics

Hash is legal there, right?
Is it okay to use hash in Amsterdam without getting into trouble?

Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't Walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. I mean they Want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Using hash is legal but there are specific rules. You can't use it anywhere you want; there are designated spots or your home. You can't even use it inside a restaurant.

Those are hash bars?
Are the designated spots for smoking hash called hash bars?

Yeah, it breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own It and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's Legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter 'cause -- get a load of this, Alright, -- if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them To search you. I mean that's a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
If you're the owner of a hash bar, you can legally sell it. You can also buy and own it legally. You can carry it on you, but you can't get searched by the cops in Amsterdam.

Alright, well you can walk into a movie theatre in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean in a paper cup. I'm talkin' 'bout a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at MacDonald's. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
You don't have to drink beer from a paper cup in Amsterdam; you can buy it in a glass at the movie theatre. Meanwhile, in Paris, you can buy beer at McDonald's. And they don't call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese by that name in Paris.

No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck A Quarter Pounder is.
They use the metric system in Paris, so they wouldn't know what a Quarter Pounder is since it's an imperial unit of measurement.

They call it Royale with Cheese.
In Paris, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese is called Royale with Cheese.

What'd they call a Big Mac?
What do they call a Big Mac in Paris?

Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.
A Big Mac is still called a Big Mac, but it's pronounced differently (Le Big Mac) in Paris.

I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. You know what they put on french Fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Vincent doesn't know what they call a Whopper in Paris. In Holland, they use mayonnaise instead of ketchup on their french fries.

Uuccch!
Expressing disgust upon discovering the practice of putting mayonnaise on fries in Holland.