Unicorn
1-800-ZOMBIE Lyrics
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I'm a unicorn.
Mystical, magical, mysterious not plain.
Got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat.
I grant wishes and prance in the rain.
U-n-i-c-o-r-n that's unicorn!
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Yeah!
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I'm a unicorn.
8, 000 B.C.
Noah's ark wasn't built before me.
I'm friends with dragons, Bob Saget.
You think I'm not real?
Full house! I'm in the background, fool!
Eating grass all day, party all night.
I'll grant your wish.
Right before your eyes.
I'm hiding in your hills.
Eating all your apples
Drinking water.
Writing facts on your Snapples
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The song "Unicorn" by 1-800-ZOMBIE starts with the lyrics "Don't call me horse, I'm a unicorn." The song is about a mythical creature called a unicorn. The unicorn is described as being mystical, magical, and mysterious, with wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat. The unicorn claims to be able to grant wishes and prance in the rain. The chorus of the song repeats the spelling of "unicorn."
The song also references the unicorn's history, claiming that it existed in 8,000 B.C. and that it was around before Noah's ark was built. The unicorn is also said to be friends with dragons and Bob Saget. The song challenges the disbelief that the unicorn is not real, claiming that it was in the background of Full House. The lyrics suggest that the unicorn spends its time eating grass during the day and partying at night. It also hides in the hills and eats apples, drinks water, and writes facts on Snapple bottles.
Overall, the song "Unicorn" by 1-800-ZOMBIE celebrates the mythical creature by describing its magical powers, its history, and its habits.
Line by Line Meaning
Don't call me horse.
I am not a horse and should not be mistaken for one.
I'm a unicorn.
I am a mythical creature known for my magical and mysterious nature.
Mystical, magical, mysterious not plain.
I'm not plain like a horse, but a creature of legends and myths with supernatural powers.
Got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat.
I have wings like the famed Pegasus and a beautiful white coat.
I grant wishes and prance in the rain.
I have the power to grant wishes and am known for prancing around in the rain.
U-n-i-c-o-r-n that's unicorn!
I am a unicorn and should be recognized as such.
8, 000 B.C.
I have existed since 8,000 B.C., predating even Noah's Ark.
Noah's ark wasn't built before me.
I have been around for longer than Noah's Ark has existed.
I'm friends with dragons, Bob Saget.
I am friends with dragons and the actor Bob Saget.
You think I'm not real?
Some people doubt my existence and think I am not real.
Full house! I'm in the background, fool!
I am so real that I even appear in the background of the television show 'Full House.'
Eating grass all day, party all night.
I spend my day grazing on grass and partying all night.
I'll grant your wish.
I have the magical ability to grant wishes.
Right before your eyes.
I can grant your wish right before your very eyes.
I'm hiding in your hills.
I am so elusive that I hide in the hills and plains.
Eating all your apples.
Despite being known for eating grass, I also indulge in apples.
Drinking water.
I need water to survive, just like any other creature.
Writing facts on your Snapples
I have a mischievous side and enjoy leaving playful messages on Snapple bottle caps.
U-n-i-c-o-r-n
I am still a mystical unicorn.
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I am still a magical unicorn.
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I am still a mysterious unicorn.
U-n-i-c-o-r-n Yeah!
I am a unicorn, and that's something to be excited about!
Contributed by Samuel S. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@ultimatenacholunchable
I’m 26 now and this song will faintly play in my head reminding me of my scene phase. What a time.
@Maddie101100
Throw back to my scene phase, can't believe I still know the lyrics 😭
@ahoyerik
same lol
@IdontHug
Maddison Hutton SING ALONG DAMMIT 🎤
@astrolite.
Don't call me wh#re
@moogledoodles
SAAAAAME
@BiggBeanss
Not exactly very diverse lyrics sooo....
@xTechDecayx
OMG, 28 now, been on and off looking for this song for years. The scene days. They are strong and favorable memories.
@thynobodi3558
Same
@taeso0o
the nostalgia is strong in this one