Remedy
2. Dragostea Din Tei Lyrics

Rollin' up the remedy
I am preparing and rolling up my marijuana joint, which functions as a remedy for me.

Smoking like a chimney
I am smoking excessively, like a chimney releasing smoke from a fire.

Cookies on the plate. They don't come from Momma's pantry
I have some delicious cookies laid out, but they are not the typical cookies that someone's mother would bake.

Circle shrinking drastically. All about the family
My social circle is reducing in size drastically, but my emphasis is on my family members who are closest to me.

I had cut my ex off. Cause she never learned to handle me
I ended my relationship with my ex-girlfriend because she was incapable of dealing with my personality and behaviors.

Chewing on a Nerds rope. Dripping like I Serve dope
I am enjoying some candy (Nerds rope), which is satisfying to me like selling drugs and boasting to others about it.

Fridge stay full of diamonds. Torch stay rolling for that terp smoke
I have a full collection of marijuana extracts in my fridge, and I have a butane torch ready to smoke these extracts for their terpene aroma.

Yeah, I keep the purp bro. Pass it round the circle
I am in possession of high-quality purple marijuana and am sharing it with my group of friends.

Got 50 other strains. Tucked away like some merlote
I have a wealth of fifty other distinct marijuana strains, much like rare and valuable wines (merlote), stowed away securely.

Terp sauce by the jar. In the mini fridge
I have a collection of marijuana extracts, liquid or gooey in texture and rich in terpene compounds, contained in jars in the mini fridge.

Getting jerked off in the car. By a freaky bitch
I am receiving sexual stimulation from a female partner inside of a car, and she has adventurous and kinky tendencies.

Feeling innocent. Until I'm all up. In between her ribs
Initially, I felt naive and untouched by my partner, but now I am deeply involved in a sexual manner, with my penis deep inside her.

Then my pull-out game. Leave her looking like she need a bib
When I withdraw my penis from her, she is left with a mess, appearing as if she needs a bib to clean up.

Like she plead the fifth. When her man ask where she is
She refuses to answer her partner candidly when he asks where she has been or what she has been doing, much like someone who pleads the fifth amendment in court.

Like she's 50 dollars short. When she going have to pay the rent
She is short on money and struggling to pay her rent on time.

Gave her my two cents. Then hit the Meathead. Ran out double dogs. And copped a zip of Cheetah piss
I offered her my opinion and then left to purchase marijuana from someone named Meathead. I also purchased two hot dogs and then bought a zip (ounce) of a marijuana strain called Cheetah Piss.

Smoking bomb bud, bradda. Yea, I'm talking BIG-BADA
I am smoking potent, high-quality marijuana buds, and I am referring to them with enthusiasm and emphasis (BIG-BADA).

Roll it up with the sauce. Like a chronic enchilada, yo
I am mixing marijuana extracts with my joint, like a chef rolling up food in a tortilla to make an enchilada.

Do-si-do crossed with GMO. No Monsanto. You holding some AF-Gooey. Brotha, pass it to me pronto
I am interested in smoking marijuana strains that combine Do-si-do and GMO genetics but without using genetically modified organisms (Monsanto). I recommend that my friend pass me his unusually sticky and gooey AF-Gooey strain immediately.

I smoke like Alonzo. In the morning, baby. Gorilla glue #4
I smoke like the character Alonzo from the movie Training Day, even in the morning, and my current strain of marijuana is Gorilla Glue #4.

These trichomes are crazy. Ghost OG, Swayze. Got me feeling like Scorsese
The trichomes (crystals) covering my marijuana are impressively dense, especially in the Ghost OG and Swayze strains. This makes me feel like the legendary film director Scorsese.

Creativity is wavy. Though my brainwaves are lazy. Haze don't even phase me
Smoking marijuana inspires creativity in me, although on the physical level, my brainwaves are slow and sluggish. Even the potent strain Haze doesn't have much effect on me.

I'm on a different front. Raunchy Runtz. All about the lung killers. Monkey Punch
I am trying out a new type of marijuana called Raunchy Runtz, which has a strong effect on my lungs when smoked. I am also interested in trying the potent strain Monkey Punch.

Used a lot of glass. But still prefer to smoke a blunt
I have smoked marijuana using many glass devices, such as bongs and pipes, but I still prefer to smoke my joints.

I be stinking up the car. And the jar ain't been opened up, yup
I have been smoking marijuana in my car, and the smell of smoke is lingering even though I haven't opened any marijuana containers.