rich as f***
2 Chainz Lyrics

Uh, AK on my night stand, right next to that bible
I keep an AK-47 on my nightstand right next to my Bible.

But I swear with these 50 shots, I'll shoot it out with 5-0
I am willing to shoot it out with the police with the 50 shots I have.

Pockets gettin' too fat, no weight watchers no lipo
I am getting rich, don't need to watch my weight or get liposuction.

Money talks, bullshit walks on a motherfucking tight rope
People care about money, not excuses, it’s like walking a tight rope.

And I make that pussy tap out, I knock that pussy out cold
I make women orgasm and knock them unconscious during sex.

Nigga you get beat the crap out but that's just how the dice roll
You might get beaten up, but that’s how it goes; that's just luck of the draw.

These hoes want that hose pipe, so I give all these hoes pipe
Women want sex, so I give them what they want.

She get on that dick and stay on, all night like porch lights
Women stay on my penis all night long like my porch lights.

Lets do it, fuck talking, we out here we ballin
Let's take action, not talk, and go out and have a good time.

And I'm spraying that on these rusty niggas like WD-40
I am getting rid of old, rusty, and irrelevant people like using WD-40.

We fucked up, we Truk'd up, no if ands or but fucks
We messed up, we are in a bad state, no excuses.

Bitch niggas go behind yo back like nun-chucks and that's fucked up
Cowardly people talk behind your back like nun-chucks, and that's not right.

But my hoes down, my cups up, my niggas down for whatever
My women are loyal, I am partying, and my friends are up for anything.

These bitches think they're too fly well tell em hoes I pluck feathers
Women who think they are the best, let them know I will take them down a peg or two.

I'm Tunechi, Young Tunechi, I wear Trukfit fuck Gucci
I am Tunechi and wear Trukfit, forget Gucci.

She's blowing kisses at me with her pussy lips, smooches
Women are trying to seduce me with their body parts.

Uh, never talk to the cops, I don't speak pig latin
I don't talk to the police or give them any hints, coded or otherwise.

I turn the penny to a motherfucking Janet Jackson
I turn small amounts of money into a lot of money, like Janet Jackson’s wealth.

Tell the bitches that be hatin' I ain't got no worries
Tell the women who are jealous of me, I have nothing to worry about.

I just wanna hit and run like I ain't got insurance
I want to have sex without any commitments, like driving without insurance.

Ho, what's yo name, what's yo sign, Zodiac Killer
I ask women their names and signs, like a serial killer named Zodiac.

All rats gotta die, even Master Splinter, yeah Murder 187
All snitches and traitors must die, even Master Splinter, it's murder time.

I be killing them bitches I hope all dogs go to heaven
I am really good at having sex and hope all dogs go to heaven.

And I got xanax, percocet, promethazine with codeine
I have prescription drugs like Xanax, Percocet, promethazine with codeine.

Call me Mr Sandman, I'm selling all these hoes dreams
I am making a lot of women's fantasies come true.

Got a white girl with big titties, flat ass TV screen
I have a white woman with a large chest and a flat-screen TV.

I keep a bad bitch call me the BB King
I always have a female with me, call me the BB King of women.

And you know I got that mouth out her
I have a woman who performs oral sex on me.

And put that bitch out like a house fire
I end things with her immediately like a house fire.

I'm killing these hoes like Michael Myers
I am having sex with women and then never seeing them again like Michael Myers kills people in the Halloween movies.

I eat that cat just like a lion
I perform oral sex on women like a lion eating prey.

And I can't trust none of these niggas
I don't trust any of these guys.

Can't trust none of these hoes
I don't trust any of these women either.

And I see your girl when I want, I got that ho TiVo'd
I can have your girlfriend whenever I want; I have recorded record of it.

Got a red ass bitch with a red ass pussy
I have a woman with a large, red behind and a red-colored vagina.

Nigga try me, that a dead ass pussy
If someone tries me, it will be like dealing with a dead person.

Since y'all motherfuckers so blind to the fact
Since you people are so oblivious to reality,

To tell you the truth I don't care who's looking
I am telling the truth when I say I don't care who may be observing.

All I know is I love my bitch
All I know is that I love my woman.

That pussy feel just like heaven on earth
Having sex with her feels amazing like heaven on earth.

Six feet deep, dick shovel in the dirt, R.I.P. Rest In Pussy
I will have sex with her until she dies, and then she will rest in peace.

Light that shit then pass that shit, we gon get so smoked out
Let's light some drugs and smoke them; we will get high.

And then I went got locked up, every night I dreamt I broke out
I went to prison, and every night, I dreamed of breaking out.

One Time for them pussy niggas, that's that shit I dont like
I dislike when cowardly people get applauded.

We eating over here nigga, fuck around and have a food fight
We are successful and prosperous over here, will not hesitate to waste our resources.

And your nigga a hoe
Your boyfriend is unfaithful.