I Can Do Anything
3OH!3 Lyrics

We can do an album
We have the ability to create and produce an entire album of music

Or we can do it viral
We have the ability to spread our music and gain popularity through the internet

Spread it like an S-T-D
We can share our music in a way that is contagious, like a sexually transmitted disease

You got back in high school
Referring to the possibility that the listener may have contracted an STD in their high school years

I could run for president
I have the capability to campaign and potentially be elected as the President of the United States

Or just run the block
Alternatively, I could simply control and dominate a smaller, local area or community

I could be a stoner or,
I have the option to use drugs recreationally and be classified as a 'stoner'

Shit I forgot
I cannot think of any other possibilities at the moment

I could be in Athlete
I have the ability to play professional sports at a high level

I could be in new york cabby
Alternatively, I could work as a taxi driver in New York City

I could be your boyfriend
I have the potential to be in a romantic relationship with the listener

In the backseat
Referring to the possibility of engaging in sexual activity in the backseat of a car

Pass me a beer
Requesting a can or bottle of beer from someone

Or a bottle of gin
Alternatively, requesting a bottle of gin, a type of alcoholic beverage

And shit, I could be your best friend
I have the ability to develop a close platonic relationship with the listener

I ain't gonna take no shit from no one
I refuse to accept disrespect or negative treatment from anyone

I ain't gonna take no lip from no one
I also refuse to tolerate any form of verbal disrespect or insults

You ain't gonna try to get me to hold on
Referring to an attempt by someone to prevent me from pursuing my own desires and goals

It's golden now
Referring to the current state of success and happiness in my life

But will I slow down
Questioning whether or not this success and happiness will continue or inevitably fail

I could be your dad,
I have the potential to be the listener's father or a parental figure in their life

Actually I probably am
Speculating that the age difference between myself and the listener suggests a possible father figure role

I could drive a Ferrari
I have the possibility of owning or operating a high-end luxury sports car, such as a Ferrari

Or I could be fixing a trans am
Alternatively, I could be repairing or working on a car with a lower economic value

I could write a bad checks
I have the capability of illegally writing checks that will not be able to be cashed and lead to debt

I could smoke cigarettes
I have the option of partaking in the harmful habit of smoking tobacco cigarettes

I could be valedictorian
I have the potential to be the highest academic achiever in a graduating class

Havin' no sex
Choosing not to engage in sexual activity or being unable to find a sexual partner

I could smell the roses
I have the freedom and capacity to enjoy the beauty and pleasures of the world around me, such as smelling flowers

Or watch as it decomposes
Alternatively, I could watch the decay and destruction of the natural world

I could be one of those models who shove coke up their noses
I have the potential to succumb to the influence of the modeling industry and use cocaine as a stimulant

I could live in the streets
I have the possibility of being homeless and living in poverty

Or I could rock in a mansion
Alternatively, I could achieve great wealth and success and be able to live in a luxurious mansion

I could live on the beach
I have the option of residing in a warm and sunny location, such as a beach town

Or I could die from the dancing
Alternatively, I could engage in dangerous and risky behaviors, such as dancing until exhaustion, that could potentially harm or kill me

'Cause I can do
Signifying that the following lines will all be examples of what I am capable of doing

Slow down
Encouraging myself or others to take a break and relax before continuing to pursue goals and desires

We will never stop
Emphasizing that I will always be driven and motivated by my ambitions

Anything, anything, anything
Repeating that there are no limitations to what I can achieve or pursue

I want
Stating that I have the ability to decide and choose what I desire and pursue in my life

It's golden now
Reaffirming the current state of success and happiness in my life

But will I slow down
Continuing to question whether this success and happiness will continue or eventually diminish