Carry Me Home
AC/DC栀 Lyrics

The bartender's working on a late night shift
The bartender is working the late shift at the bar

Cheap bums and blondes and barmaids on a midnight drift
There are unsavory characters in the bar at this hour

And the dance band's playing the same old slam
The band is playing the same old music

I'm sinking whiskey and you're sipping fine wine
I am drinking whiskey while you are drinking expensive wine

I don't know what it is you're trying to prove
I am unsure of your motives or intentions

Well it should be you but it's me who can hardly move
You should be the one struggling, but instead it is me who is barely able to move

And I've got my reputation lying on the line
My reputation is at stake in this situation

Come on baby, be a good dog and help the blind
Please help me out of this situation

Oh won't you carry me home
Please help me get home

You ain't no lady but you've sure got taste in men
You may not be a lady, but you have good taste in men

That head of yours has got you by time and time again
Your mind seems to be causing you problems repeatedly

My arms and legs are aching and my head's about to blow
I am in pain and my head is pounding

And your back's been breakin' and I'd hate to spoil the show
You have been carrying me and I do not want to ruin your night

But I've just spent next weeks wages and I'm right out of coin
I have spent all of my money for the week and have nothing left

But you want more and it's half past four and they want to close the joint
You want to continue drinking but it is late and the bar is closing

But we can't afford a taxi, and it's too late for the bus
We do not have enough money for a taxi and the last bus has already left

But I've been told by friends of mine you're someone I can trust
My friends have assured me that I can trust you

Carry me home
Please help me get home

You drank all your booze and half of mine
You have finished your drinks and also drank half of mine

I'm bleary eyed and you're waiting for the sunshine (to come and kill me)
I am tired and you are waiting for me to pass out or sober up

Just like the man who threw me on the floor
I feel thrown to the ground like the man who attacked me earlier

Don't matter, while I'm down here I might as well try and find the fucking door
Since I am already lying on the ground, I may as well try to find the exit

Excuse me, have you seen it? it's about this big
Excuse me, have you seen the door? It's about this big

And have you got a plastic bag 'cause I'm gonna be sick
Do you have a plastic bag? I feel like I am going to vomit

I'm dead drunk and heave'n hanging upside down
I am extremely intoxicated and feel like I am upside down

And you're getting up and leaving, you think I'm gonna drown
You are leaving and think that I am in danger