Grandma
AKKOGORILLA Lyrics

おばあちゃん お誕生日おめでとうございまーす
Happy birthday, grandma!

ところで何歳になったんですかね? あ 年齢聞くの失礼ですかね?
By the way, how old are you now? Oops, is it rude to ask your age?

え 80! 全然見えない わっか! おばあちゃん おばあちゃん おばあちゃん
What? 80! You don't look like it at all! Wow! Grandma, grandma, grandma!

Shut up
Shut up

「おばあちゃん!」グランマ?
"Grandma?"

おばあちゃんて呼ぶな
Don't call me grandma

「おばあちゃん!」あなたのおばあちゃんじゃないわ
"Grandma?" I'm not your grandma

「おばあちゃん!」グランマ? おばあちゃんて呼ぶな
"Grandma?" Don't call me grandma

「おばあちゃん!」what's my name? 名前があんの
"Grandma?" What's my name? Do I have one?

I don't know, why that?
I don't know, why that?

10代舐められる 話もきかん
Being in my teens, no one listens to me

20代生意気扱い
In my twenties, I'm treated as arrogant

きたアラサーからいきなりおばさん
As soon as I turned 30, suddenly I'm called an old lady

60から孫以外からも呼ばれる「おばあちゃん!」
From the age of 60, even people other than grandchildren call me "grandma!"

Who are you?
Who are you?

取り憑かれてる boy
Possessed boy

気にしすぎてる girl
Girl who cares too much

気にしすぎた Japan
Japan that cared too much

何歳の割に若い
Young for my age

何歳の割にヤバイ
Dangerous for my age

いつも評価は記号とセットだったわ
My evaluation always came with symbols

「おじいちゃん!」
"Grandpa!"

はーいってちゃうわ あたしはおばあちゃんだ
No, I'm not grandpa, I'm grandma

「おばあちゃん!」
"Grandma!"

ってちゃうわ だから名前で呼んでよな
No, I'm not grandma, so call me by my name

これは コンプレックス裏返し?
Is this the reverse side of my complex?

言われたら泣き寝入り?
Should I just cry myself to sleep when people say that?

器の問題?
Is it a matter of my personality?

I don't need いらん枠組み
I don't need unnecessary framework

Gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme

Not a grandma
Not a grandma

歩んだ道のりは色とりどり
The path I've walked is colorful

皺がクールだよベイビ
Wrinkles are cool, baby

I am I
I am I

賞味のリミット
The limit of taste

消費じゃ nothing
Consumption means nothing

Show me 命日まで I am I
Show me until the day I die, I am I

Not a grandma grandma
Not a grandma grandma

I am I
I am I

Not a grandma grandma
Not a grandma grandma

I am I
I am I

Not a grandma grandma
Not a grandma grandma

I am I
I am I

Not a grandma grandma
Not a grandma grandma

I am I
I am I

もうひとつちょいと聴いてくれないかい?
Can you listen to one more thing?

今さら水泳なんかはじめてどうすんだ?
What should I do if I start swimming now?

ってうるせっ
Shut up

決めるのは自分でしょ? ほっといて
I decide, right? Leave me alone

その歳で水泳かグランマ? って笑うな
Don't laugh at me, swimming at my age, grandma?

ねえ何もしなくても歳とるの
Hey, we age even if we do nothing

You know? You know?
You know? You know?

足出すな 髪染めんな
Don't show your legs, don't dye your hair

メイク濃いな タトゥーとか掘んな
Your makeup is heavy, don't get tattoos or piercings

いい歳こいて見苦しいわきまえろ
You're old enough, be aware that you look ugly

いい歳って誰が決めたの?
Who decided what's the right age?

What's your name?
What's your name?

ワイフだの ナイフだの 財布だの
Wife or knife or wallet

Don't ストライク
Don't strike

I'm no name?
I'm no name?

マザーからグランマ
From mother to grandma

孫がいても てかいなくても
Even without grandchildren, or if there are

Age ハロー age
Age, hello age

するたび最後の名は
Every time, the last name is

「おばあちゃん!」
"Grandma!"

ダメよお腹冷やしちゃ
No, you'll catch a cold

いつかかわいいベイビー産むはずだから
Because someday you'll give birth to a cute baby

産まなきゃ価値ないの?
Is there no value unless you give birth?

産んだら名はママなの?
If you give birth, will your name be "mom"?

残してる子孫だけじゃない 生きた証を
It's not just about leaving behind descendants, it's about the proof of living

Not a grandma
Not a grandma

歩んだ道のりは色とりどり
The path I've walked is colorful

皺がクールだよベイビ
Wrinkles are cool, baby

I am I
I am I

賞味のリミット
The limit of taste

消費じゃ nothing
Consumption means nothing

Show me 命日まで I am I
Show me until the day I die, I am I

Not a grandma grandma
Not a grandma grandma

I am I
I am I

Not a grandma grandma
Not a grandma grandma

I am I
I am I

Not a grandma grandma
Not a grandma grandma

I am I
I am I

Not a grandma grandma
Not a grandma grandma

I am I
I am I

ってか何? どういうこと? ちょ めんどくさいな マジで
Wait, what? What do you mean? Ugh, it's such a hassle, seriously

ちょっと待って なになに?
Wait a moment, what, what?

あ おばあちゃん 席譲りましょうか?
Oh, should I give up my seat, grandma?

えー 譲ったのに 怒られたんだけど
Well, I gave up my seat but I got scolded

強がりやめなよ
Stop pretending to be strong

Not a grandma grandma
Not a grandma grandma

え その荷物持ってあげようか? (Not a grandma grandma)
Oh, should I carry your luggage for you? (Not a grandma grandma)

診察でお待ちのおばあちゃーん
Grandma waiting for a medical examination

いや おじいちゃんじゃないから
No, I'm not grandpa

I wanna change my life, I wanna change my life, I wanna change my life
I wanna change my life, I wanna change my life, I wanna change my life

Not a grandma grandma
Not a grandma grandma

将来の夢はかわいいおばあちゃんになることでーす
My future dream is to become a cute grandma

うそー 無理無理 いやないないない
No way, impossible, no, not true, not true, not true

その歳で国家試験受けるのはちょっと無理がある
It's a bit unrealistic to take a national exam at my age

めんどくさい どうしたらええの 無理無理 アハハ ハハッ
It's bothersome, what should I do? Impossible, impossible, haha, ha ha