I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz
A Wilhelm Scream Lyrics


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Live like a legend and die like an asshole
You dance with the man, shake his hand, shine his shoes
Your revolution rock hits sound like shit through your iPod
Put fists up like I got, not give me the loot

How I tried to buy my soul back
But the devil bent me over for it
Got me curled up in the shower, scratching the letters that read
Dear mother, I sold my soul for management

Fog blasts will not mask a stage act unnatural.
Those timed jumps cause merch bumps, now guests list the suits
And past the smoke hangs the backdrop, crowd screams holy mackerel
Verse-chorus, verse-chorus, a solo, then boom

How I tried to buy my soul back
But the devil bent me over for it




Got you curled up in the shower, scratching the letters that read
Dear mother, I sold my soul for management

Overall Meaning

The opening line of these lyrics, "Live like a legend and die like an asshole," sets the tone for a scathing critique of the music industry and those who will do anything to achieve success within it. The following lines suggest that many artists are willing to compromise their own values in order to please the powers that be, dancing with and shining the shoes of the men in charge. The references to iPods and revolution rock hits that sound like shit highlight the sterility and corporate nature of modern music.


The second verse finds the singer lamenting the fact that he has lost his soul to the music industry, traded for the promise of fame and fortune. The reference to being "curled up in the shower, scratching the letters" suggests that this deal has left him feeling dirty and shameful. The final lines of the song repeat the image of the singer trying to buy his soul back from the devil, but being continually thwarted in his attempts to do so.


Overall, these lyrics are a scathing indictment of the music industry and the ways in which it exploits and corrupts those who seek to make a living within it. The imagery of a person literally selling their soul for success is a powerful metaphor for the compromises and sacrifices that many artists must make in order to achieve fame and fortune. The repeated refrain of "I sold my soul for management" is a gut-punch of a line that drives home the soulless, managerial nature of the industry.


Line by Line Meaning

Live like a legend and die like an asshole
Live a life worth remembering and leave a legacy, but don't be a jerk while doing it.


You dance with the man, shake his hand, shine his shoes
You buddy up to those in charge in hopes of getting ahead, catering to their needs and desires.


Your revolution rock hits sound like shit through your iPod
Your music, meant to inspire and incite change, loses its power and message when it's reduced to a digital file on a small device.


Put fists up like I got, not give me the loot
Don't just ask for handouts or expect to be given things, fight for what you believe in and earn it yourself.


How I tried to buy my soul back
The artist regrets choices they've made and wishes they could change them.


But the devil bent me over for it
The singer made deals with unsavory characters (like the devil), and the consequences they face are not what they expected.


Got me curled up in the shower, scratching the letters that read
The singer is filled with regret and guilt, and they find themselves trying to cleanse themselves of those feelings in isolation.


Dear mother, I sold my soul for management
The artist made a pact or pursued a path that they know was wrong, likely to further their career or gains, and are now paying a price for it.


Fog blasts will not mask a stage act unnatural.
Special effects and theatrics can't cover up a performance that feels forced or inauthentic.


Those timed jumps cause merch bumps, now guests list the suits
Calculated moves or gimmicks might bring in money, but it doesn't necessarily result in long-term fans or respect from peers.


And past the smoke hangs the backdrop, crowd screams holy mackerel
Through all the spectacle and distractions, there might still be a moment of awe or genuine respect from the audience.


Verse-chorus, verse-chorus, a solo, then boom
A predictable pattern in songwriting often leads to a big finale or climax, but it can also feel formulaic and lose its impact.




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