You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch
Acoustix Lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You are a cruel and unkind individual, Mr. Grinch

You really are a heel
You are truly unpleasant and unlikable

You're as cuddly as a cactus
You have a prickly and difficult personality, much like a cactus

You're as charming as an eel
You are slippery and deceptive like an eel

You're a bad banana
You are a rotten individual, like a spoiled banana

With a greasy black peel!
Your appearance is unappealing and unsavory, like the greasy, black skin of a banana peel

Your heart's an empty hole
You lack empathy and compassion, and have a void where feelings should be

Your brain is full of spiders
Your thoughts are twisted and unpleasant, like spiders in the mind

You've got garlic in your soul
Your spirit is foul and corrupted, like the pungent odor of garlic

I wouldn't touch you
I greatly dislike you and want nothing to do with you

With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
I want to keep my distance from you as much as possible, using a long pole as a metaphor.

You have termites in your smile
Even when you seem friendly, there are harmful things lurking beneath the surface.

You have all the tender sweetness
You have no pleasing or attractive qualities

Of a seasick crocodile
You are sickening and unbearable, like being stuck with a seasick crocodile

Given the choice between the two of you
If I had to choose between you and another unpleasant thing

I'd take the seasick crocodile!
I would choose the crocodile over you, as it is a lesser of two evils

You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
You have a terrible smell and a nasty disposition, much like a skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your heart is unpleasant and unclean, like a pile of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk
Your soul is tainted with unpleasantness and filth

The three words that best describe you
When I think of you, the most accurate descriptors I can think of are

Are as follows, and I quote
These are the exact words that come to mind

"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You have a bad odor and a generally unpleasant personality and vibe

You're the king of sinful sots!
You are the worst kind of person, the ruler of wrongdoers

Your heart's a dead tomato
Your heart is without sustenance, and resembles a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Your heart is contaminated and blemished, much like a rotted tomato

Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Your soul is a terrible place, filled with unpleasantness and garbage

Overflowing with the most disgraceful
There is an excess of shameful and undesirable things inside of you

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
The things inside of you are truly terrible and unacceptable

Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
All of these things are hopelessly tangled up and impossible to sort out

You're a crooked jerky jockey
You are dishonest and unpleasant, much like a crooked horse rider

And you drive a crooked hoss
You are actively corrupting and damaging others, like a crooked horse rider

You're a three-decker sauerkraut
You are an unpleasant and unappetizing sandwich with sauerkraut

And toadstool sandwich
You are so unpleasant that even a sandwich made of poisonous mushrooms would be preferable

With arsenic sauce!
You are so terrible that even the accompaniments to your sandwich are deadly