Muslim Wedding
Action Bronson Lyrics

Should have brought that wasabi
Regretting not bringing wasabi to have with the horseradish.

That horseradish
Referring to horseradish as a condiment, possibly for sushi.

Cubed up
Horseradish is diced or chopped into cubes.

Fuckin' sniffin' that horseradish
The taste of horseradish is so strong that it feels like it's making one's nose run.

Yo I'm the young Laird Hamilton
The rapper is comparing himself to professional surfer Laird Hamilton, who is famous for his wave-riding skills.

Hoppin' out the chopper
He's arrived at his destination via helicopter.

Scorin' like I'm Messi but this game is far from soccer
He's succeeding like the soccer player Lionel Messi, but the context is different.

Giambi on the lenses and the juice is from the doctor
Wearing sunglasses like former baseball player Jason Giambi, and the juice he's drinking is probably some sort of performance-enhancing substance.

Jar still full of drugs
He keeps his stash of drugs in a jar.

An 80s Caddy painted aqua
He drives a 1980s Cadillac that's painted blue-green.

Take these and freeze they nose
He's offering cocaine, which will numb the user's nose.

Dick sucked by a seasoned pro
He's receiving oral sex from someone experienced.

Info on the need to know
He'll only tell the listener what they need to know.

Motherfucker you don't need to know
He's not going to disclose certain information to the listener.

Gimme trees to blow
He wants marijuana to smoke.

I keep the caesar low
He wears his hair in a Caesar cut that sits low on his forehead.

I want the head, the shoulders, and the knees and toes
He wants all of his partner's body parts, from head to toe.

From the hottest summer to the freezing snow
He'll have sex in any weather condition.

Mind higher then a bleeding nose
His mind is in an altered state due to drug use.

I'm Bobby Fischer, Check mate
He's referencing chess player Bobby Fischer and declaring himself victorious over his opponent.

You're like a Spanish Roasted Chicken, Break your chest plate
He's comparing his enemy to a chicken that's been cooked and will easily break.

And yes I just ate
He's recently eaten.

I keep that napkin near me
He keeps a napkin nearby, implying he's about to eat messy food.

My favorite uncle went to summer camp for racketeering
His uncle was involved in some sort of criminal activity and went to prison.

Tossin' money like a Muslim Wedding
He's throwing money around extravagantly like they do at some Muslim weddings.

Sleep on satin bed sheets with the custom threading
He can afford to sleep on luxurious satin sheets with custom patterns.

This be that whore house visitor
He frequents brothels.

Watch em' while they scissor
He enjoys watching women have sex with each other.

103 your Roosevelt
He's talking about a specific location, possibly a hotel room numbered 103 on Roosevelt street.

Fancy on the shoes and belt
He's wearing fancy shoes and belt.

Nasty pussy tuna melt
He's describing foul odor coming from a woman's vagina.

Stinky like a China street
The smell is similar to a street in China, known for their unpleasant odor.

You're bound to find me where the corporate and the grimy meet
He's comfortable in both higher-end and lower-end environments.

Lay flat on designer sheet
He's lying down on expensive bedding made by a designer brand.

She kept asking me to grind her grease
His partner kept requesting him to have sex with her.

So I pound a freak like a pound of meat
He has sex with his partner aggressively.

Top dog cause I hound the street
He's a leader because he's always out in the city streets.

I'm makin' poopy on your head cause this is easy
He's winning effortlessly, and it's as easy as defecating on someone's head.

Old Italian men inside the kitchen making cheeses
There are Italian men making cheese inside a kitchen, possibly referencing a mob skill of money laundering through a cheese factory.