Twin Peugots
Action Bronson & Party Supplies Lyrics

Jump tumble
I am very active and athletic.

Front flips off the roof like a stunt double
I am capable of performing impressive feats and taking risks without getting hurt like a trained, professional stunt double.

My shorty doing kegels for her cunt muscle, Keep her shaped up
My girlfriend is exercising her vaginal muscles to keep them in good condition and maintain her physical appearance.

The M3 all green fly like a strange duck
My car is a green M3 and it stands out from the crowd like a strange duck.

My dad was right when he said I was a deranged fuck
My father accurately predicted that I would turn out to be a crazy person.

Now every meal is calamari and boudin blanc
I am living a luxurious lifestyle and eating expensive, high-end foods like squid and a type of sausage called boudin blanc.

Saddam Hussein guns, Held by nuns who do drugs while beige hard bottoms slide on the new rug
Weapons once owned by Saddam Hussein are now in the hands of nuns who are also taking drugs, while they walk on a new rug with beige-colored shoes.

The joint thicker than Pinky's butt, Just as stinky
The marijuana I am smoking is very thick and similar in smell to Pinky's butt.

Nick Van Exel with the handle, Helsinki
I have amazing basketball skills, like Nick Van Exel's, in the city of Helsinki.

Eggs Rothko, The handmade suit cloth I got the sports coat
I am enjoying a fancy brunch dish called Eggs Rothko while wearing a custom-made sports coat.

Twenty three and a half feet on the sports boat, Brown vest made of suede on my torso
I am sailing on my luxurious 23.5-foot sports boat while wearing a brown suede vest.

Close my eyes, inhale deep, sail free, Blind fury, hoppin' out the braille jeep
I am closing my eyes and breathing deeply, enjoying the sense of freedom. I am also hopping out of a braille jeep with confidence and speed.

Serve me snails to eat, No ham and cheese
I prefer to eat snails rather than the more common option of ham and cheese.

I'm tanning, The 540i, color salmon, Smoke a cannon, Push the seat back, Put your feet up, Roll my weed up
I am relaxing and tanning in my salmon-colored BMW 540i while smoking marijuana and adjusting my seat to a comfortable position to roll up some more weed.

Why's it feel like my life is moving fast, yo? Get your own, don't worry about my cash flow, I need a chick to hide the hammer in her asshole, I need that first class dough
I am feeling like my life is going too quickly, and I need more money. I do not want anyone judging or interfering with my finances, and I need a woman to hide a hammer in her anus. I require an extravagant lifestyle with first-class accommodations.

It's me Big Body, Who the fuck else? You gotta pardon my absence man, I just came back off of vacay man, Just spent the whole fucking weekend up in Orchard Beach, Living the fucking life
I am Big Body, and there is nobody else like me. Please forgive my temporary absence, as I was on vacation living a lavish lifestyle at Orchard Beach for the entire weekend.

I was out there Wildin, Had your moms on the motherfucking boogie board, Doing all types of stunts, But now I'm back though, Ain't shit changed
During my vacation, I was having a grand time, even getting your mother involved in wild activities like riding a boogie board and doing various stunts. But now I am back to my normal self, and nothing has changed.

Just came back, check my motherfucking emails, Got more motherfucking deals on the table, Don't even know what the fuck to do now
Upon my return, I am checking my emails and realizing I have even more lucrative offers to consider. I am overwhelmed with options.

You can still see me though, Out there on Fulton street at 3 in the morning, Bench pressin' a fiend, Ain't shit changed still loitering
Even though I may seem successful and busy, I am still the same person who could be found on Fulton Street at 3 in the morning, lifting a drug-addicted person in a bench press and wasting time loitering.

Ok, Ok, I'm relyin' on Viacom to keep my lights and fire on, Made a deal with Lucifer, said, 'give me the universe' (Every Single Planet)
I am depending on Viacom to fund my lifestyle and career. I made a deal with the devil himself, Lucifer, asking for the universe and every planet in it.

It hurts kind of like losing your first love, I saw the bright lights and started doing the worst drugs, Now, I'm backtracking and hash rappin' with Action, Throwing hand grenades at paddywagons in passing
My addiction to drugs has hurt me deeply, similar to losing your first love. After seeing the dangers of drugs, I am now rapping hash with Action and throwing grenades at police vans as I am on the run.

Old fashioned soul grabber snorting all the coke up, The type of shit to turn a World War into a Polka
I am snorting a lot of cocaine and have a very old-fashioned way of life. The consequences of my actions could turn something serious, like a World War, into a lighthearted Polka.

Polo'd up, the double RL icon, Steppin' out the limo, tuxedos made of python, Listening to Lionel Richie, fuckin with the lights on, Rice on the table, have us going all night long (Again, and again, and again)
I am wearing a polo shirt and double RL icon while disembarking from a limousine dressed in a python tuxedo. I am listening to Lionel Richie and enjoying the company of beautiful women with plenty of rice on the table, keeping the party going all night long.

Rooftops, sippin on some red wine, Start to realize I've been trippin, shit its just fine, So, I read a passage out the Bible as I take a bath, Dry off, Hit the Colosseum on Jamaica Ave, Bout to say fuck it and form a union, March up to city hall and protest pollution. (Yes!)
I am on the rooftop sipping red wine and coming to terms with the fact that I may have been hallucinating. I read a passage out of the Bible while taking a bath, visit a Jamaican venue called the Colosseum, and feel inspired to join a union and march on City Hall in protest of pollution.