Adam Carolla (born May 27, 1964) is an American comedic radio and televisio… Read Full Bio ↴Adam Carolla (born May 27, 1964) is an American comedic radio and television personality, best known for co-hosting the radio shows Loveline and The Adam Carolla Show, and the television shows The Man Show and his own short-lived Too Late With Adam Carolla. He is literally a millionaire. Wrote and starred in The Hammer!

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@bpoindexter7404

30w↑20

This is great! I love when people show their true colors!

@doomguy5406

30w↑20

Orny, by his own admission, is terrified of being cancelled for saying something wrong, so he's just going over the top with the wokeness.
Whether he truly believes this stuff, or he's just being argumentative to mess with Adam, I dont know. I doubt he's gonna get invited back as often now though lol

@dwillard670

30w↑1

I pick b. He's being argumentive. Was marriage-related to five guys like this for twenty years.

@johnhester1957

30w↑11

The chemistry among these three -- nothing better - Teresa is THE best!

@FSUBrando

30w↑35

BEST NEWS GIRL YOU EVER HAD! Miss the old days 🤝

@TheRealPitchWhite

30w↑11

Just hand Orny the Ace Award for most awkward moment right now; no one will ever top his unrelenting cringe in this EP. If you notice around 1:39 after Orny calls the guest white there's a cut in the video. Wtf happened lackeys?!? I wanna see!

@hinkhall5291

30w↑1

I don't think there will be an Ace Awards show this year. He's got a skeleton crew. This podcast is on life support. Somehow I doubt that even Bald Bryan would choose to make a guest appearance for the award show.

@bromack2353

29w↑3

Bald was just on recently, and I strongly disagree the show is on life support, it's better than ever IMO

@miketheyunggod2534

17w

According to the government, middle eastern people are considered white.

@matthewaguilar1066

30w↑22

Teresa is awesome as always... Orny has some unresolved issues and now we all know it.

@imustbecrazy5626

30w↑6

JewFragility.

@Mic420m

30w↑21

Uh oh! Orny and Teresa in one show? Now I know what it feels like to be double teamed.😅🤙

@JohnDoe-ff2fc

30w↑2

She did her damnedest to change the subject of soccer to end the battle.

@Voice_of_Saturn

30w↑2

Yes, except Teresa did everything she could to be on Adam's side.

@BurtChristopherson-id5nw

30w

i just got ear raped with a broomstick

@Mic420m

30w↑1

@@Voice_of_Saturn that's because Adam has done everything he can to be on Teresa'$ side since the early 2000s

@JohnDoe-ff2fc

30w↑1

@@Voice_of_Saturn One sticks up for those that they know more often than not. And he's promoting her book.

@JAY-wb2fv

30w↑30

Concerning the "Spanish kiss," Adam is right. Orny...mountain out of a molehill.

@RandoCDN87

30w↑5

He's being a contrarian to get Adam riled up...

@Wholly_Fool

27w

Or just a mole

@JuanRodriguez-qd2xz

21w

Pińatas are from Mexico😅😅😅

@lisagomez7082

29w

I love Orny on the show. This was uncomfortable but I hope this doesn't keep him from being on the show. It was kind entertaining

@AIWFNW

30w↑13

These 3 together are great

@karag7732

30w↑8

Orny and Adam have amazing chemistry 😂😂

@11UncleBooker22

30w↑5

Orny deserves to be financially supported by people that think like him.
BTW ... The Jefferson's did the whole trans thingy in '77 with one of George's old friends.

@martylinane7014

30w↑92

Orny bringing the MSNBC to the group

@drenna8149

30w↑1

Ni e

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@jdkelley87

30w↑14

Orny is the new Gina Grad.

@bjohnson0903

30w↑15

Definitely chick think.

@aprilrawls5162

29w

😂

@ZeroESG.goopootoob

24w

Nobody hug Orny. He will blow his rape whistle.

@Pimpbot2oo1

30w↑25

I love Gina but Teresa is the best news girl ever.

@AB_223

30w↑9

You love Gina? 🫤

@tdub88587

30w↑20

I love Gina too. I love her being gone.......

@killerskittles

30w↑1

Gina is a marbled brained female thT loves cnn and msnbc.... put your love elsewhere

@cc8751

30w↑8

Nobody loves Gina

@crouchingturtle6351

30w↑7

Teresa absolute best. Alison a little behind her. Gina was dreadful

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@pibgorn

30w↑2

I love Orny & Teresa. Great seeing the 3 greats together

@aguyinhisroom

30w↑3

WOW WHAT AN AMAZING guy Orny is. He's the savior of all women!!!!

@carewser

30w↑2

I laughed out loud at a couple of things Teresa said, she's funny!

@hapiwifemom9890

30w

So many things to ❤ about this episode and trio🥰.

@aimeeimberg7160

30w

I thought I was the only one who has a month of panic prior to a new ID photo. It ruins a good 6 months of my life when I know it's the year of renewal....

@davroc46N2

30w

Through out the whole show every time Adam cleans his glasses Orney cleans his 😂

@Mycosyco1

30w↑2

Love both of them, Thank you!

@fubarbrandon1345

30w

Remember Teresa from the broadcast days...liked her then and she's still great. Great content Adam...Thanks!

@wahini101

30w↑1

Omg, Orny cleaning his glasses…..😂 I wondered that about Adam. I’ve never seen someone go through bottles of glass cleaner like that. It’s like a nervous habit or something.

@championhairpuller

30w↑5

Love the little nuggets like: "I never looked at a glass of wine and said, I wish this had less alcohol."

@blakemoreln

30w

No way Orny believes that soccer nonsense. Always nice to hear Teresa's laugh.

@RP-hq4ec

30w↑1

Dawson's nod to CNN had me hysterical!

@realRainz

30w↑30

Orny, it was a brotherly kiss of joy. See the famous picture of sailor kissing a nurse (they didn't know each other) in times square, WWII victory. OMG, dude

@phyllistartaglia5772

30w↑11

What a great comparison fabulous picture, and when they did investigation, they found that they did not know each other at all. It was just a random kiss of joy because the war ended. And that's exactly what it was. Totally innocent, happy moment ruin once again by angry haters..

@killerskittles

30w↑4

Yea... indoctrinated

@ChewieEst

30w

It’s funny, while Adam was talking about Love Boat episode, I thought about the movie Bachelor Party, and where the woman pees standing up. What’s ironic is that is a Tom Hanks movie, and I would love to watch it to see if they remove that part of the story out!! 😂

@tylerstamps2786

30w↑12

Been with the podcast since the beginning and Teresa is hands down the best sidekick…witty, great voice and brings out the funny in Adam. Can she please come back full time?

@damienkearns3654

29w

With the most irritating, horrible laugh. F√¢k NO!

@tomjones4835

21w

So many shadow bans on YT

@h.davidburstein3578

30w↑1

Adam is right about the Left. It is the extension of schadenfreude which is the joy in witnessing the failure of others. But if it isn’t controlled it leads to sadism which is the joy in causing the failure or humiliation of others. But getting meaning from this is terrible as it is a lot easier to tear down than build up.
A lot of this is based on envy and I would bet that so much of it can be traced back to a displacement of unresolved issues from childhood. Adam, you are a treasure and a life saver.

@pod8234

30w↑2

Love that sign off! Do they do that on every show?

@radonradon5478

30w↑18

For a funnyman, Orny is pretty WOKE🥴

@11UncleBooker22

30w↑1

He's right up there with the biggest of the orange man bad crowd, comedy is the camouflage that's used to indoctrinate the unwashed masses.

@dwillard670

30w

Devil's advocate? I had in laws who argued just because and they ain't jews.

@teresab1341

30w↑2

Adam you are 100% correct about that kiss!

@jonathandewberry289

30w

at 1:33:00 Adam is absolutely correct and that was a long time ago. that racist anti-white stuff really happened in the 90s (maybe even late 80s) and I remember an uncle, very much same story, honest, hardworking, physically fit, went to apply for a prison guard job. It actually did say something like "equal opportunity employer: preference will be given to females and people of a visible minority".
See the technicality is "preference" so it's not explicitly and directly 'no white males' however.. uncle got the exact same retort from the hiring guy "you can apply but you can forget it too". In other words, legally we take it but realistically we are not hiring a white guy.
I'm amazed Orny Adams doesn't know about that?

@shacknastyray4429

30w↑38

Orny always makes comments and proves he knows nothing

@patrickblakethesaint

30w↑3

I call him discount Bill Burr. Fun to listen to, but nothing really of substance.

@jimcraig8566

30w↑3

And he’d be the first to admit it.

@patrickblakethesaint

30w↑1

@jimcraig8566 too true. If it had been Burr there instead of Orney (who's too nice) Adam would have been begging for forgiveness.

@RandoCDN87

30w↑10

I love how Orny fucks around with Adam all the time.

@tlongr32

30w↑1

Totally, he was being a contrarian to mess with Adam. It started cracking Adam up because he knew he was getting played.

@rodgerjepsen7952

30w↑25

Orny is brutal listening. Imagine a plumber's apprentice complaining about only snaking toilets. Learn your craft already, you've been snaking comedy toilets for 20yrs

@GoatMalp

30w↑1

Great line-up!

@MrTechnogoodie

30w↑3

Orny can be irritating at times...but the glasses cleaning bit is kinda funny.

@mintgumornot

30w↑2

I can't help but notice that everyone seems to have had enough with female hysteria. Idk why it took so long but it's progress.

@jamesg.hromnak2333

30w

🍀👍🍀😂great segment, keep swinging 🥊

@JohnMatrixOfficial

30w↑10

Orny is the funniest, angry lesbian i know.

@brockallentaylor

30w↑5

Teresa should be a regular again. Her chemistry is great with Adam.

@TheMrplayitsafe

30w↑1

Chris is better.

@jackmjohnson

17w↑1

shes irritating as hell

@cwells5137

30w↑22

Orny is intolerable

@Valkonnen

30w

A guy who THINKS he is Funny and is let lose like this IS Intolerable. Regular Guys like Adam who step in shit and become famous, surround themselves with losers. How about the "Announcer" who sounds like a guy Imitating a deep typical announcer voice. You learn a lot about people by who they choose to surround themselves with . Gina Grad was another one who was annoying with her terrible imitations and singing.

@dwillard670

30w↑1

Valk. You hurt. How did this show make you feel?

@ryanauker1144

30w

This is first podcast episode I have ever listened too.

@imustbecrazy5626

30w↑1

Who punched AceMan in the cheek?

The boys dont cry boat. Cute and funny.

@timmyschmitt1328

30w↑1

Seriously I’m subscribed with notifications and have to search for this pod every day! F YouTube I’ll do it every day!

@hrpufnstuff1924

30w

Yep. Same here. I have to search for it every day.

@benjaminholm2311

30w↑2

Cracks me up how Carolla has this author on then keeps going on rants where he ignores him and talks to Teresa and Orny lol

@JCSAXON

30w↑1

Yeah, that was really a garbage move from someone who claims to disdain narcissism

@benjaminholm2311

30w↑2

@JCSAXON Nah I think it's just his natural behavior, not calculated or anything like that.

@JCSAXON

30w↑2

@@benjaminholm2311 Right on. I listen to him daily without any expectation of agreement. I just want honest characters spillin’ guts. That’s how I like it in the streets as well. Still think the author coulda had a minute more

@duschidtt

30w↑1

That absolutely should have been a one-on-one interview. Adam can't help going off on tangents that interest him, and that dude found himself sitting there watching a Love Boat clip for 5 minutes. He must have thought he was getting punked. 🙄

@benjaminholm2311

30w↑1

@@duschidtt idk it was kinda funny

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@rachelhart.2386

30w↑1

Adam's team 💯

@skygreen133

30w↑12

Again, Orny is paranoid about being cancelled like the last time he was on.

@adriennem3168

30w↑4

Exactly It was pretty gross how defensive he was when he could have been cracking jokes and having fun.

@skygreen133

30w

@@adriennem3168 agree, hopefully he can reel it in next time he's on.

@GiovanniPeluso

30w↑16

Teresa crushed it, contender for best episode of 2023!

@jackmjohnson

17w↑1

nnnnope

@michaelmorrison7632

30w

I fell in love with Teresa Strasser years ago and then you took her from my bank. Welcome back Teresa.

@opsd7805

30w↑4

Never have Onry on again unless it’s to show how absolutely wrong a person can be

@killerskittles

30w↑7

Orny.....wake up. Stop woking up

@hrpufnstuff1924

30w

Well, his mom’s hunger strike didn’t last long.😂 I guess she got a whiff of the tapas. Orny is right. Inappropriate but he shouldn’t have lost his job.

@joker14n

30w↑1

Orny is 63% funny, 22% obnoxious party guest and 15% “just get the fuck out!”

@joannarnold50

30w

Miss Teresa...love her!

@JAY-wb2fv

30w↑7

Orny always brings the challenges to Adam that few do; more often pandering to Adam. However, this conversation went on way too long...debating in circles.

@killa3x

30w

Orney!!! Hahaha!! Agree with Ada. He kinda the problem. He woke adjecent so he doesn't think the woke bat shit crazy so it allows them to be nuttier

@jeremewilson4690

30w

I feel like orny is trolling everyone. It's hard to believe he is actually that tone deaf and out of touch with reality. Good work trolling buddy

@maxbedo9645

30w↑4

review every kiss on Family Feud ...or worse when Apollo kisses Paulie in Rocky 3

@axalonrosas3339

29w

For once in a life time a guess did not agree with my mentor Adam. Orny made history at The Adam Carolla Show!

@dadslearningtogether6564

30w↑5

I can’t figure out if orney is playing a bit or not.

@MissWeezeyUSA

30w↑2

Theresa’s audio clip did not hold up… everyone was awkwardly bored 😐

@melindawilloughby7473

30w

117 degrees in Phoenix....normal for Yuma too. Youd be surprised what your body gets used to! Anything under 80 degrees is a bit cold. Anything over 115 degrees is a bit hot.

@davedave9020

25w

Orny…..he truly embarrassed himself. He’s also lieing about saying he would be offended by that video

@ZeroESG.goopootoob

24w

Wasn't it a bit?

@Twobarpsi

30w↑14

Wow...I really don't miss Bald or Gina.

@big_nick87

30w↑1

we need more Adam and Orny debates lol

@bobbyblanding5253

30w↑4

I cannot understand orney's take great video awesome Adam's right

@RYN

30w↑1

29:01 The World Cup is a big big deal. Europeans dont use it to grandstand and bloviate like our women's national team. Italians and Spaniard players do that all the time even their opponents they grab you by the head I think it is to kinda establish what Orny is saying "aggressive" or embrace.

@RYN

30w

32:36 EXACTLY!!! Orny just said it show the men they're worse with the grabbing and kissing and some cry they may never get another chance to even make a World Cup team

@thomasgentry6201

30w↑2

Adam unless you can Dig up Norm RIP. Orny pretty Funny Dude. Norm and You listening to Coward of County. CLASSIC!

@everitt161

30w

Julian Edelman’s dad was a mechanic.

@JCSAXON

30w↑7

Who knew Orny jealously wished to be picked up by a women’s soccer champ so bad?

@bpoindexter7404

30w↑5

Orny is not even a good devil's advocate

@karag7732

30w↑4

Orny just makes me giggle lol

@mastodonuts1992

29w

Orny looks like Michael Keaton’s half brother that nobody likes because he forgets to flush the toilet and steals loose change.

@tob855

30w↑16

I thought Orny sucked because he is a talentless hack. Found a new reason today.

@jamesboland1499

30w↑1

Good to have an example of brain washed people (Orny) on the show just confirms my interest in the A-Man, Orny probably will fell like a victim himself and eventually leave....

@Twobarpsi

30w

THAT CACKLE IS GIVING ME FLASHBACKS 🥴

@frankmez9370

30w

Canoe 🛶 or Kayak they both are from native people. Canoe 🛶 from the warm waters Indigenous, n Kayak from Alaska Cold 🥶 Indigenous people. I was a Cub Scout in the early 80’s. We did Canoe 🛶, their is survival moves, and it can be disguised as a lump log in the river, enabling to breath under it, and much more. I agree with Canoe 🛶 over Kayaking. Get it on! Mijo just tell Spanish team, “best cooler”. 😂. No more excuses, to kissing 😘, or hugs. Turn twerk n what for a beso. 😅. And just say, “Ole!!!”. When you fill the beso! Great Show! Peace ✌️. 09/21/23.

@badlaamaurukehu

30w

Canoe have analogues all over the world from pre-historic times. North America's Canoe design likely comes from central asia. Wood and animal skins just don't preserve as well but the basic design was everywhere with the exception of maybe aboriginal Australia and parts of Africa.

@brianvasconcellos3109

30w↑12

honestly Orny is the most annoying guest trying to play a character so he can keep his mtv connection

@Sharkwmu

30w

His “no I’m serious” outbursts trying to make something funny be repeating it got old real fast.

@matthewboenker5802

30w↑1

the guys name is orny... that tells me all I need to know... #teamace

@coastuncle1965

30w

Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.

@nojohngaming5084

30w↑1

ORNY is the real life Freakazoid character!

@Dr650rob

30w

My great uncle butch who was in a biker gang would kiss his best friend on the lips and also his sister, it was a different time

@hrpufnstuff1924

30w

Was his best friend a man or a woman? I’ve been around for 55 years and have never seen a man kiss another man on the lips. Just because he rode a bike doesn’t mean he wasn’t bisexual 😂. In fact, gay men from that era usually wore the same attire as gay men. Look at Freddy Mercury. Especially true if we’re talking about the 70’s.

@bromack2353

29w↑1

It's funny how wokesters come in soo many shapes but they all have the same destructive spineless views (no offense Orny)

@damienkearns3654

29w

I have no problem with Orny being wrong and having the sh!tty alternate opinion. It makes the show interesting. The alternative is Sam Tripoli "I agree with you 100%" - That's WAY worse.

@joek4796

30w↑1

Is Orny tired of being on this show?

@robertbarr-oi6rx

30w↑4

Orny is the funniest guest by far on this show.

@jshuffield

30w↑1

Please turn the gain down on Adams mic. He doesn't realize how he is yelling

@CommieGobbledygook

30w↑3

Orny is the only one who can get Carolla worked up over nothing.

@etrhythm

30w↑2

Arny`s very entertaining

@Beefbus

30w

Danny will go into protective custody.

@AIWFNW

30w

Orny is dope AF

@ObeseCaligula

30w

TMFINR 😳

@chrisnichols4049

30w↑2

You mean Orny is a dope.

@HWG-wm8ld

30w

Teresa treats waiters poorly.

@JohnDoe-ff2fc

30w

Dress to impress.
Were there any fluids exchanged between the soccer player and the Spanish soccer President? No more kissing of your children because views might be different in 50 years. If this guy has a habit of trying to bed other player in the past by starting the relationship this way, then one might consider him to be a predator and removed after a trial.

@piabongiorno6315

30w↑2

Orny is the greatest heel. I mean that as a compliment. I have always loved his comedy. he should be part of the show regularly.

@Dr650rob

30w

On my way back from Myrtle Beach I saw a guy pulling a really nice wood canoe

@damienkearns3654

29w

1:58 The PLAYBOY mansion has a zoo licence, which is still held to this day, the new owner has maintained it and the aviary including parrots, peacocks and flamingos, etc still exist. You could hear them during the US Open golf championship at the LA Country Club in June 2023. The 14th tee box is the other side of the hedge from the PLAYBOY mansion.

@uppitywoman3647

30w

Orny is just ok. DL, you know you can get copies, right,? You go to another state, you surrender the copy for a new license with picture. Always say you weigh more than you do. You always add a couple inches, especially the guys.
I've lost 70lbs since my last id Pic. It looks nothing like me.

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