He's the Brat
Adam Green Lyrics

He's the brat with the sterilized pitchfork
Describing the subject as someone who may be difficult to deal with, or is eager to cause trouble if not handled carefully

He's the singer of the Beachwood Sparks
Identifying the profession or talent of the subject as a skilled musician in a popular band

He's a dreamy kind of cheesy companion piece
Characterizing the subject as someone who comes across as a bit corny or insincere, but has the ability to make people feel good company

Who wants to show me where the healing starts
Suggesting the subject has the desire to help others find peace or recover from emotional pain

Beauty is evil
Expressing the view that things that are aesthetically pleasing can sometimes have negative effects or be deceitful

Immaculate evil, don't you think?
Posing a rhetorical question to emphasize the idea that even things that appear pristine or pure can have harmful qualities

But I'm lost in the flames of a grand explosion
Indicating the singer is overwhelmed or consumed by strong feelings or events that are potentially dangerous

Stumbling in the neon groves
Describing the struggle or confusion the artist is experiencing while navigating a flashy or artificial environment

Ladies flock to the overnight discos
Observing the behavior of women who enjoy going out and having a good time at late-night clubs or parties

Slamming vodka tonic down their throats
Describing the way these women consume alcohol quickly and without much thought or concern for their health

While your older brothers company publicist
Introducing a character who likely works in a business or marketing job

Is sliding off his momma's pantyhose
Imagining an embarrassing or inappropriate situation involving this person and their mother's clothing

Oh the pleasures of the morning are simple
Reflecting on the idea that simple or mundane activities can bring joy or contentment

But the treasures are the sweetest I've known
Intimating that life's most valuable experiences can be hard to find or cherish

Oh I'm just so excited to look through my new eyes
Expressing a sense of wonder or gratitude about a new perspective or insight

The needles are covered with snow
Describing an unusual or surreal setting or image

So take me down to the winter land bombshell factory
Invoking an imaginary place that represents both beauty and danger

You can hear the mermaids groan
Adding a fantastical or mystical element to the description of this place

On the double breasted coconut seashell
Using an odd or humorous phrase to describe a mode of transportation

Half wrecked bus to Yankee Stadium
Creating a vivid image of a run-down or unreliable vehicle that may not reach its intended destination

I like to be evil, can't you see?
Showing that the artist may be trying to be provocative or rebellious, or simply enjoys subverting expectations

But I'm lost in the flames of a grand explosion
Repeating a phrase from earlier in the song to emphasize the ongoing struggle or danger the artist faces

Stumbling in the neon groves
Repeating a phrase from earlier in the song to reinforce the idea that the singer is still struggling or feeling out of place in their environment