Linda Evangelista
Adam Joseph Lyrics


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You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista
You're a model, everything about you is perfect
Did you stone those tights?
Oh, you're smiling!
Valentina! Your smile is beautiful!

I'm not gon' say nothing
Your smile is beautiful!
They eat her up every single time
She's on that damn stage
She gives sh-
She could walk out there in a fucking diaper
And they're like: "Valentina! Your smile is beautiful!"

You're perfect, you're beautiful
You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista
You're perfect, you're beautiful
You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista

You're perfect, you're beautiful
You're perfect, you're beautiful
You're perfect, you're beautiful
You're perfect, you're beautiful

You're perfect, you're beautiful
You're perfect, you're beautiful
You look like Linda Evangelista
You're a model

They eat her up every single time
She's on that damn stage
She gives a sh-
She could walk out there in a fucking diaper
And they're like: "Valentina! Your smile is beautiful!"

Did you stone those tights?
D- d- d- d- did you stone those tights?
Did you stone those tights?
D- d- d- d- did you stone those tights?

Did you stone those tights?
D- d- d- d- did you stone those tights?
Did you stone those tights?
D- d- d- d- did you stone those-

I'm not gon' say nothing

They eat her up
They eat her up
They eat her up every single time

They eat her up
They eat her up
They eat her up every single time

They eat her up
They eat her up
They eat her up

They eat her up
They eat her up
They eat her up

She gives a sh-
She could walk out there in a fucking diaper

I'm not gon' say nothing
They're like: "Valentina! Your smile is beautiful!"

I'm not gon' say nothing

They said so many things like-
You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista
You're a model, everything about you is perfect
Did you stone those tights?
Oh, you're smiling!
You look like Linda Evangelista





You look like Linda Evangelista

Overall Meaning

The song "Linda Evangelista" by Adam Joseph feat. Aja is a commentary on the pressure and expectations placed on models, particularly during fashion shows. Throughout the song, the singer praises a model who looks like Linda Evangelista, telling her that she is perfect and beautiful. The model is on stage, and the audience is eating her up, regardless of what she wears or does. They even compliment her smile, which highlights the superficial nature of the fashion industry's standards of beauty. The singer acknowledges that the pressure and scrutiny placed on models can have negative impacts, saying "she gives a sh-" and that they will still be praised regardless of their performance.


The song is a tongue-in-cheek critique of the modeling industry's unrealistic beauty standards and the superficiality of those who uphold them. The singer focuses on the importance of looks in the industry and the immense pressure placed on models to meet these standards. The line "Did you stone those tights?" refers to the practice of using rhinestones or other embellishments to bedazzle clothing items to make them visually more attractive.


Line by Line Meaning

You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista
The addressed person is a model and everything about them is perfect.


Did you stone those tights?
Asking whether the addressee has bedazzled or embellished their tights.


Oh, you're smiling!
Praising the addressee's great smile.


Valentina! Your smile is beautiful!
Continuing to express admiration for the addressee's pretty smile, who might be named Valentina.


I'm not gon' say nothing
The artist isn't going to say anything about the following statements.


They eat her up every single time she's on that damn stage
People adore the addressee and go crazy every time she performs.


She gives sh-
The addressee doesn't give a damn.


She could walk out there in a fucking diaper And they're like: "Valentina! Your smile is beautiful!"
The addressee could wear anything and people would still admire her smile.


You're perfect, you're beautiful
Establishing that the addressee is perfect and beautiful.


You look like Linda Evangelista
The addressee brings to mind the famous supermodel Linda Evangelista.


They said so many things like- You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista You're a model, everything about you is perfect Did you stone those tights? Oh, you're smiling! You look like Linda Evangelista
Recalling all the compliments they had given to the addressee and how she looks like Linda Evangelista.




Writer(s): Joseph Adam Hodges

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@santiagohardy2728

Adam! DUUUUUDE!!!!

This is BRILLANT cum ICONIC.
I began effortlessly gyrating my pelvis and hips as soon as the bassline stepped in.

I hope you are aware,
you truly knocked it out of the park.

Both Aja and Valentina need to pay you for making them both even more badass.

Thank you. Just thank you.



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@monicalamb4life461

Adam Joseph but u can work a show miss aja

@TheAdamJoseph

Sure do! :)

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@grantharrison1715

"I wasn't reading her I was aggressively complimenting her"

@Dalkia6911

Didn't really like Aja before as3 but when she said that I begun to like her more xD

@AlanaLSilva

😂😂😂😂😂

@BethOReillyMusic

this will be the first dance at my wedding

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