Secret
Adam Sandler Lyrics

There's something I know
Adam has a secret that he knows

That no one else does
No one else knows the secret

You want me to tell you what it is?
Someone is asking Adam to share his secret

But if I did that then it wouldn't be, a secret
Adam can't reveal his secret or it won't be a secret anymore

I've gotta move my body tonight, I'm gonna go dancin'
Adam wants to go dancing and move his body tonight

Dreamin' bout the nights at the club, with the fun and romancin'
Adam is reminiscing about fun nights at the club with dancing and romance

Mommy sees the look in my eyes, she can tell something's different
Adam's mother can sense that something has changed in him

Daddy doesn't understand why, but he can tell something's different
Adam's father can tell something has changed, but doesn't know what it is

I've got a secret, my own little secret
Adam has his own secret

No one knows my secret, cause it's a secret
Adam's secret is only known to him, because it's a secret

Shh, don't tell, shh, don't tell
Adam doesn't want anyone to tell his secret

I trimmed my bush, don't tell
Adam secretly trimmed his pubic hair

And nobody knows that my bush is cut low as I dance and I sing and I put on a show
Adam's pubic hair is cut low, and no one knows while he's performing

And I'm feeling so free, nothing hanging off me while the bass gets stronger
Adam feels free without any hair getting in the way while the music pumps up

I'm a half an inch longer
Adam feels he appears longer without pubic hair

And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it
Adam is describing how he handles his newly trimmed pubic hair

And flick it and swirl it
Adam continues to describe how he handles his pubic hair

And fuckin' and suckin' and fuckin' and suckin' and fuckin' and suckin'
Adam is making sexual references to his trimmed pubic hair

Music is fillin my body from my head to my toes
Adam is enjoying the music and feels it throughout his body

The DJ gives me a smile, maybe he knows
The DJ at the club might know Adam's secret

I hear whisperin' from my left to my right, all over the party
People are whispering about Adam's behavior and attitude

I'm the super-star of the night, I did somethin' naughty
Adam is proud of himself for doing something naughty and feels like a superstar

I gave myself a haircut, don't tell
Adam cut his own hair secretly

I'd like to tell you where but, don't tell
Adam would like to tell someone where he cut his hair, but can't risk his secret getting out

And I feel so special and so beautiful
Adam feels good and special after his haircut

As I reach down and give my new friend a quick pull
Adam is referring to his pubic hair and touching it

I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy
Adam is feeling itchy and irritable after trimming his hair

And if I find scissors I'd trim my friend ritchie
Adam would continue to trim his pubic hair if he could find the right scissors

I can wear my pants extra low tonight
Adam can show off his newly-trimmed pubic hair by wearing his pants lower

My secret's gettin' out of control, it's burstin' out of me
Adam's secret is taking over him and he's afraid he'll reveal it

Gotta drop my pants to the floor, so the whole club can see
Adam is becoming reckless and wants to show his pubic hair to everyone

The special way I trim my curlies, so fuzzy and soft
Adam wants to show off the special way he trimmed his pubic hair

'Cause when my shrub is short and tight my piggie won't get lost
Adam trims his pubic hair to prevent losing sight of his genitals

But now you know my secret, don't tell
Adam reveals his secret, but still wants it kept a secret

To emphasize my bare nuts
Adam reveals his secret, but to emphasis his lack of pubic hair