Crazy Rap
Afroman Lyrics


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Wait a minute, man
Ayy, check this out, man (let him tell it)
It was this blind man right (man, check it, ayy), it was this blind man right (this fool right here)
He was feelin' his way down the street with his stick right, ayy (yeah)
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? (Fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath, he said
Whoa, good morning ladies, hahaha
You like that shit, man? (That was pretty good, that was pretty good)
Ayy man, I got a gang of that shit, man
I'll tell you what
My man on the guitar
Ayy, fool on the drums
Ayy, everybody just crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got (clap ya hands, man)
But first I'ma start off like that, ayy, help me sing it, homeboy
Come on

Said Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in small white town
They call it East Side Palmdale (well)
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale (hell)
Well, I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy
'Cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan (hahaha)
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the right (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself, "Sheeba-sheeba"
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine (woo)
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton rims (come on)
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will (uh)

I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a Kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said "aii"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs' n' spices

Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
(Ayy, wait a minute, man, check this out, man, ayy)
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy"
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her until she turned to a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported

Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton rims (come on)




So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will

Overall Meaning

Afroman's song "Crazy Rap" is a humorous ode to marijuana, sex, and wild experiences on the road. The first part of the song recounts a joke about a blind man walking by a fish market and greeting the women. The rest of the song is a series of outrageous stories about sexual encounters with women of various nationalities and in various parts of the U.S. The hook of the song is "Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need," emphasizing the importance of drinking malt liquor and smoking marijuana to achieve a wild and carefree lifestyle. The song also touches on themes of racism and cultural stereotypes, as Afroman engages in sexual encounters with women from different ethnic backgrounds and from different parts of the country.


The humor in the song is achieved through Afroman's deadpan delivery and the outrageousness of his stories. The song doesn't take itself too seriously, and it's clear that Afroman is having fun with the material. At the same time, the song does touch on serious issues, especially in its treatment of race and culture. Through his humor, Afroman is able to address these important topics in a way that is both entertaining and thought-provoking.


Line by Line Meaning

Wait a minute, man
Hold on for a moment, my friend


Ayy, check this out, man (let him tell it)
Hey, listen to this, my friend (let him speak)


It was this blind man right (man, check it, ayy), it was this blind man right (this fool right here)
There was this visually impaired man, you know (man, pay attention, hey), there was this visually impaired man (this foolish person right here)


He was feelin' his way down the street with his stick right, ayy (yeah)
He was navigating the street using his walking stick, you see (hey, yeah)


He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? (Fish market?)
He walked by a fish market, do you understand? (A market for fish?)


He stopped he took a deep breath, he said Whoa, good morning ladies, hahaha You like that shit, man? (That was pretty good, that was pretty good)
He paused, took a deep breath, and exclaimed Whoa, good morning ladies, hahaha Do you appreciate that joke, my friend? (That was quite amusing, that was quite amusing)


Ayy man, I got a gang of that shit, man I'll tell you what My man on the guitar Ayy, fool on the drums Ayy, everybody just crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got (clap ya hands, man)
Hey man, I have numerous jokes like that, my friend Here's what I'll do My friend on the guitar Hey, fool on the drums Hey, everybody gather around the microphone I'll share all these damn jokes I have (clap your hands, my friend)


But first I'ma start off like that, ayy, help me sing it, homeboy Come on
But first, I'll begin like that, hey, help me sing it, my friend Let's get started


Said Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need
I declare, Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, sweetheart, that's all we require


We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed
We can go to the park when night falls And smoke that marijuana


As the marijuana burn, we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs
While the marijuana is burning, we can take our chance And sing those explicit rap songs


Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Pause and take a hit from the water pipe like Cheech and Chong And sell music recordings from here to Hong Kong


So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on Dayton rims
Therefore, roll, roll, roll my marijuana cigarette, remove the unwanted parts Feeling extremely intoxicated, flying through Palmdale Riding on skateboards with Dayton rims


So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will
So roll, roll, the 1983 Cadillac Coupe Deville If my music recordings and discs simply don't sell, I am confident my Cadillac will


Well, it was just sundown in small white town They call it East Side Palmdale (well)
Well, it was precisely sunset in a small predominantly white town Referred to as East Side Palmdale (well)


When the Afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for sale (hell)
When the Afroman strolled through the predominantly white area Houses were put up for sale (oh my)


Well, I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs When I met a little girl named Jan
Well, I was standing on the street corner selling rap music CDs When I encountered a young girl named Jan


I let her ride in my Caddy 'Cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan (hahaha)
I allowed her to ride in my Cadillac Because I was unaware that her father was the head of the Ku Klux Klan (hahaha)


We fucked on the bed Fucked on the floor Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
We had intercourse on the bed Engaged in sexual activity on the floor Engaged in sexual activity for a prolonged time, resulting in the growth of an impressive afro


Then I fucked to the left (left) Fucked to the right (right) She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
Then I engaged in sexual activity towards the left (left) Engaged in sexual activity towards the right (right) She performed fellatio on me until my ejaculate turned white


I thought to myself, "Sheeba-sheeba" Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I pondered to myself, "Wow" My buttocks ended up resembling a zebra


I put on my clothes and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I got dressed and continued on my journey Until her father arrived in a Chevrolet


So I ran, I jumped out the back window But her daddy, he was waitin' with a two-by-four
So I ran, and I leaped out of the rear window But her father, he was waiting with a piece of wood measuring two inches by four inches


Oh, he beat me to the left He beat me to the right The motherfucker whooped my ass all night
Oh, he struck me on the left side He struck me on the right side That individual severely assaulted me all night long


But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad That's the best damn pussy I ever had
But I am not angry at her bigoted father Because she provided the most exceptional sexual experience I have ever had


Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine (woo) I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
I have obtained a bag of marijuana and a bottle of wine (woo) I intend to engage in sexual activity with that woman just once more


I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I encountered this woman in Hollywood She had green hair, but my goodness, she looked attractive


I took her to my house 'cause she was fine But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I brought her to my residence because she was attractive But she revealed a penis that was larger than mine


I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
I encountered this woman from Japan Who had never engaged in sexual activity with someone of African descent I had sexual intercourse with her once, I had sexual intercourse with her twice I performed oral sex on her vagina similar to consuming shrimp-fried rice


Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Do not be astonished by the tales I share with you (share with you) I encountered a woman in the center of Australia


Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a Kangaroo
She had a large buttocks and sizable breasts as well Therefore, I engaged in anal intercourse with her like a Kangaroo


See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said "aii"
You see, I encountered this woman from Hawaii Inserted my penis into her anus, and she exclaimed "aii"


Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Her lips were like breakfast, her vagina was like lunch Then her breasts unexpectedly burst open with Hawaiian Punch


Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky And she propositioned, "If you engage in sexual activity with me, I will cook you some fried chicken"


I came in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs' n' spices
I ejaculated inside her mouth, causing a bit of chaos I shared my confidential mixture of herbs and spices with her


I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I encountered this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but my goodness, she appeared attractive


I took her to my house 'cause she was fine But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I brought her to my residence because she was attractive But she revealed a penis that was larger than mine


I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
I encountered this lady from Japan Who had never engaged in sexual activity with someone of African descent I had sexual intercourse with her once, I had sexual intercourse with her twice I performed oral sex on her vagina similar to consuming shrimp-fried rice


Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Do not be astonished by the tales I share with you (share with you) I encountered a woman in the center of Australia


Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a Kangaroo
She had a large buttocks and sizable breasts as well Therefore, I engaged in anal intercourse with her like a Kangaroo


See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said "aii"
You see, I encountered this woman from Hawaii Inserted my penis into her anus, and she exclaimed "aii"


Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Her lips were like breakfast, her vagina was like lunch Then her breasts unexpectedly burst open with Hawaiian Punch


Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky And she propositioned, "If you engage in sexual activity with me, I will cook you some fried chicken"


I came in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs' n' spices
I ejaculated inside her mouth, causing a bit of chaos I shared my confidential mixture of herbs and spices with her


Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)
Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, sweetheart, that's all we require (come on)


We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
We can go to the park, when it's dark outside And smoke that marijuana (uh)


And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs
And as the marijuana continues to burn, we can have our chance To sing those explicit rap songs


Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Stop and take a hit from the water pipe like Cheech and Chong And sell music recordings from here to Hong Kong


So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on Dayton rims (come on)
So roll, roll, roll my marijuana cigarette, remove the unwanted parts Feeling extremely intoxicated, flying through Palmdale Riding on skateboards with Dayton rims (come on)


So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will (uh)
So roll, roll, the 1983 Cadillac Coupe Deville If my music recordings and discs simply don't sell, I am confident my Cadillac will (uh)


I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I encountered this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but my goodness, she appeared attractive


I took her to my house 'cause she was fine But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I brought her to my residence because she was attractive But she revealed a penis that was larger than mine


I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
I encountered this lady from Japan Who had never engaged in sexual activity with someone of African descent I had sexual intercourse with her once, I had sexual intercourse with her twice I performed oral sex on her vagina similar to consuming shrimp-fried rice


Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Do not be astonished by the tales I share with you (share with you) I encountered a woman in the center of Australia


Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a Kangaroo
She had a large buttocks and sizable breasts as well Therefore, I engaged in anal intercourse with her like a Kangaroo


See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said "aii"
You see, I encountered this woman from Hawaii Inserted my penis into her anus, and she exclaimed "aii"


Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Her lips were like breakfast, her vagina was like lunch Then her breasts unexpectedly burst open with Hawaiian Punch


Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky And she propositioned, "If you engage in sexual activity with me, I will cook you some fried chicken"


I came in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs' n' spices
I ejaculated inside her mouth, causing a bit of chaos I shared my confidential mixture of herbs and spices with her


I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I encountered this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but my goodness, she appeared attractive


I took her to my house 'cause she was fine But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I brought her to my residence because she was attractive But she revealed a penis that was larger than mine


I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
I encountered this lady from Japan Who had never engaged in sexual activity with someone of African descent I had sexual intercourse with her once, I had sexual intercourse with her twice I performed oral sex on her vagina similar to consuming shrimp-fried rice


Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Do not be astonished by the tales I share with you (share with you) I encountered a woman in the center of Australia


Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a Kangaroo
She had a large buttocks and sizable breasts as well Therefore, I engaged in anal intercourse with her like a Kangaroo


See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said "aii"
You see, I encountered this woman from Hawaii Inserted my penis into her anus, and she exclaimed "aii"


Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Her lips were like breakfast, her vagina was like lunch Then her breasts unexpectedly burst open with Hawaiian Punch


Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky And she propositioned, "If you engage in sexual activity with me, I will cook you some fried chicken"


I came in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs' n' spices
I ejaculated inside her mouth, causing a bit of chaos I shared my confidential mixture of herbs and spices with her


Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)
Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, sweetheart, that's all we require (come on)


We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
We can go to the park, when it's dark outside And smoke that marijuana (uh)


And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs
And as the marijuana continues to burn, we can have our chance To sing those explicit rap songs


Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Stop and take a hit from the water pipe like Cheech and Chong And sell music recordings from here to Hong Kong


So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on Dayton rims (come on)
So roll, roll, roll my marijuana cigarette, remove the unwanted parts Feeling extremely intoxicated, flying through Palmdale Riding on skateboards with Dayton rims (come on)


So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will (uh)
So roll, roll, the 1983 Cadillac Coupe Deville If my music recordings and discs simply don't sell, I am confident my Cadillac will (uh)


I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I encountered this lady in Hollywood She had green hair, but my goodness, she appeared attractive


I took her to my house 'cause she was fine But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I brought her to my residence because she was attractive But she revealed a penis that was larger than mine


I met this lady from Japan Never made love with an African I fucked her once, I fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
I encountered this lady from Japan Who had never engaged in sexual activity with someone of African descent I had sexual intercourse with her once, I had sexual intercourse with her twice I performed oral sex on her vagina similar to consuming shrimp-fried rice


Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Do not be astonished by the tales I share with you (share with you) I encountered a woman in the center of Australia


Had a big butt and big titties too So I hopped in her ass like a Kangaroo
She had a large buttocks and sizable breasts as well Therefore, I engaged in anal intercourse with her like a Kangaroo


See I met this woman from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she said "aii"
You see, I encountered this woman from Hawaii Inserted my penis into her anus, and she exclaimed "aii"


Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Her lips were like breakfast, her vagina was like lunch Then her breasts unexpectedly burst open with Hawaiian Punch


Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky She said I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky And she propositioned, "If you engage in sexual activity with me, I will cook you some fried chicken"


I came in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs' n' spices
I ejaculated inside her mouth, causing a bit of chaos I shared my confidential mixture of herbs and spices with her


Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)
Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, sweetheart, that's all we require (come on)


We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
We can go to the park, when it's dark outside And smoke that marijuana (uh)


And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs
And as the marijuana continues to burn, we can have our chance To sing those explicit rap songs


Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong (Ayy, wait a minute, man, check this out, man, ayy)
Pause and take a hit from the water pipe like Cheech and Chong (Hey, wait a minute, man, listen to this, man, hey)


And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
And sell music recordings from here to Hong Kong


I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennessy
I encountered Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her breasts were filled with Hennessy


That country music really drove me crazy But I rode that ass and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy"
That country music truly made me lose control But I engaged in sexual activity with her and said, "Yes, Miss Daisy"


Met this lady in Oklahoma Put that pussy in a coma
Encountered this lady in Oklahoma Caused her vagina to go into a state of unconsciousness


Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again (uh)
Encountered this lady in Michigan I am eagerly looking forward to having sexual intercourse with that woman again (uh)


Met a real black girl down in South Carolina Fucked her until she turned to a white albino
Encountered a genuine black girl in South Carolina Engaged in sexual intercourse with her until her skin turned pale like a white albino


Fucked this hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Had sexual intercourse with this sex worker in Iowa I engaged in sexual activity with her without immediate payment, so I now owe her


Fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man, I thought I told ya
Had sexual intercourse with this girl in Georgia Ejaculated inside her mouth, man, I thought I had informed you


Met this beautiful sexy ho She just ran across the border of Mexico
Encountered this stunning, attractive woman Who had just crossed the Mexican border


Fine young thing, said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
Exquisite young lady, said her name is Maria I embraced her tightly, just like a hot tortilla


I wanna get married but I can't afford it I know I'ma cry when she get deported
I desire to marry her, but I lack the financial means I know I will cry when she is forced to leave the country


Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)
Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags, sweetheart, that's all we require (come on)


We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed (uh)
We can go to the park when night falls And smoke that marijuana (uh)


And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs
And as the marijuana continues to burn, we can have our chance To sing those explicit rap songs


Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Pause and take a hit from the water pipe like Cheech and Chong And sell music recordings from here to Hong Kong


So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale Skatin' on Dayton rims (come on)
So roll, roll, roll my marijuana cigarette, remove the unwanted parts Feeling extremely intoxicated, flying through Palmdale Riding on skateboards with Dayton rims (come on)


So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will (uh)
So roll, roll, the 1983 Cadillac Coupe Deville If my music recordings and discs simply don't sell, I am confident my Cadillac will (uh)




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Written by: Joseph Foreman

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@xxMrBaldyxx

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@yosor9607

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Brian Keith Jones thank u sir

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@jmoneymaker96

No see jizz in my pants clean version! Those sounds are way more inappropriate but they are quite hilarious!

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@jonathanwilliams9227

17 years later and I still know this song word for word... holy shit time flies

@maikelwarmerdam8911

This music is timeless

@C.o.l.d.B.l.o.o.d.e.d

yeah time flies

@petergailis

2022 Still...

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