Keep it movin'
Afroman Lyrics

Early in the morning I roll me a joint, think about my business keep my game on point.
I start my day by smoking a joint and thinking about my goals to keep myself motivated.

Brush my teeth, comb my hair, try to figure out what clothes to wear.
I do my regular morning activities while deciding what to wear.

Roll down the bend, hit the gym, can't be a little skinny punk like him
I go to the gym to work out and maintain my physique.

Play a little while, hit the showers, hit the studio for a couple of hours.
After working out, I take a break, take a shower and then head to the studio to make music.

Bust some beats, bust some rhymes, folks in the hood smokin' dubs and dimes
I create some beats and rap lyrics that resonate with people in my community.

Go to the store get me a forty Smoke a fat bowl with Darrell and Jordy
I buy some beer and smoke some marijuana with my friends Darrell and Jordy.

Look at the ceiling before I grab my pen Damn, we bout to do it again
Before starting to write my lyrics, I take a moment to think about the process of creating music.

Rap about shit everybody can feel, cats in the hood know we keep it real
I write songs about topics that are relatable to everyone and my fans in the community know that I am authentic.

I keep it real, I don't lie She won't let me fucc Because I got high
I always keep it real and don't lie about smoking weed. However, sometimes it results in me not being able to have sex.

Back to school, Afroman is a f****** fool BIAATCH
I'm not a serious student but I'm serious about my music.

Make tight albums, go on tour Housekeeping keep knocking on the door
I focus on creating good music and then go on tours to promote it. However, housekeeping still disturbs me while I'm resting.

Whooped out my dick, told her come on in Bitch never ever came back again
I exposed myself to a housekeeper and she never came back to clean up my room.

Keep it movin' dawg, keep it movin' Keep it movin' dawg, keep it movin Stay high, stay drunk and keep groovin' HUSTLAA!
Keep moving forward, staying high and drunk, and enjoying the rhythm. This is the hustle.

Oh bitch I know it's check out time but I ain't checkin' out till I smoke a dime Smoke all in the damn hallways, smelled like marijuana all day.
I won't check out of the hotel until I smoke some weed. I smoked in the hallway, which caused the hallways to smell like weed all day.

Went to the truck, shocking and jiving Four-hour trip, two and me driving Hundred miles per hour, holding it tight All slow traffic please keep right
I drove my truck while listening to music. It was a four-hour trip, and I was driving at high speeds, so slower drivers stayed right.

Writing rhymes to a PoBoy beat Smoking marijuana in the passenger seat Next thing you know my song is done Never thought a road trip can be this fun
I worked on my lyrics while my friend played the music in the car. We were smoking weed and before we knew it, we finished a song. The road trip was unexpectedly fun.

At the gas station people staring like hell But I didn't really care I was on my sale
People stared at me at the gas station because of my wild attire. I didn't care because I was feeling good.

I got some candy and a couple of sweets Hopped in the truck with a gangsta beat Hit the city limits, hit the hotel Take a quick nap wake up and bail
I bought some snacks and then drove my car with some beat music. I arrived at the city limits, stayed at a hotel, took a quick nap, and left.

Go to my show, bust my flow Hit the bartender and collect my doe BUCCOOOCCC
I perform at a show, rap my lyrics, talk to the bartender, and collect my profits.

Ay, keep that blunt movin'
Keep passing around the marijuana joint.

Beautiful women yelling and screaming, while I'm dreaming this whole What can't figure out who's the horny broad, yeah, if you serious, here's my card.
Women are yelling and screaming at my concerts while I'm performing. I can't tell which ones are interested in me and which ones are horny. I give my card to anyone who is serious about contacting me.

They all on me like they're feelin' me, man, these broads be killin' me Are you serious? Are you teasing'? Are pleasing'? Are you skeesin'?
Many women are attracted to me, and it becomes overwhelming. I don't know if they are serious or just teasing me.

Condoms, superglue and duct tape Video cameras, bitch, don't be a rake If I can't get the snatch, I'll leave the batch because she's a lost suit egg just waiting to hatch
I carry protection, camera equipment, and I try to find partners. If I can't find a partner, I leave before someone accuses me of being a bad egg who is waiting to hatch.

Keep it movin' cuz, keep it movin' Ay Blaq, I was driving my car, and I was drunk, you know what I'm saying, and I seen a traffic cop, you know what told me?
Stay on track and keep moving forward. I was sharing with my friend that I once drove drunk and saw a cop.

She said Keep it movin' nigga, keep it movin' AAAAAAAAAAAAAH BIATCHH
The traffic cop told me to keep moving while using a derogatory term. It alarmed me.