Dios
Agarrate Catalina Lyrics

Es una obseción del ser humano
For centuries, human beings have been obsessed with talking to God.

Siglos intentando hablar con Dios
For centuries, people have been trying to communicate with God.

Y se ve que Dios anda ocupado
It seems that God is busy.

Porque mucho no nos respondió.
Because he didn't respond to us much.

Puede ser que no nos dé pelota
It's possible that he doesn't pay attention to us.

Hay que ser realistas una vez
Let's be realistic for once.

El pudiendo ver el universo
Being able to see the universe,

No va a andar mirando VTV
He's not going to be watching VTV (a TV channel).

Perdón si nos desubicamos con esto de hablarte
Sorry if we're being disrespectful by talking to you like this.

Mandarte un mensaje de texto no quedaba bien
Sending you a text message wouldn't be appropriate.

Sabrá disculpar el idioma pero era imposible
Please excuse our language, but it was impossible

Ponerse a aprender arameo pa hacer el cuplé.
To learn Aramaic just to make a joke.

El tema de vos y Jesús no nos queda muy claro
We're not sure about the relationship between you and Jesus.

Si vos sos Jesús y Jesús es tu hijo a la vez
If you're Jesus and Jesus is your son at the same time

Y ensima en el medio estaría el espíritu santo
And in the middle would be the Holy Spirit

Que no es ninguno de los dos pero es uno y solo tres.
Who is neither of them but is one and only three.

Nos vas a enloquecer!
You're going to drive us crazy!

Quisiera... que me firmes tu remera
I would like it if you signed my shirt with the S of Señor (Lord in Spanish).

Sin ser ofensivo Jesús te salió medio flaco
Without being offensive, Jesus looks kind of skinny.

Peludo, de barba y chancletas el hijo de Dios
The son of God is hairy, with a beard and wearing sandals.

Le falta tener la matera colgada al costado
He's missing a planter hanging from his side.

Y andar con la genchi en Balizas cantando en un fogón.
And go around with the genchi in Balizas (a town in Uruguay) singing around a campfire.

Tu nene te ahuyenta a los fieles de tu propia iglesia
Your child scares away the believers from your own church.

No pueden rezarles tranquilos los del Opus Dei
The Opus Dei members can't pray in peace to them.

Mirando con susto su imagen se hincan y piensan
Looking at his scary image, they kneel and think

Será el diputado barbudo del MPP.
It must be the bearded MP (member of national parliament) of the MPP (political party in Uruguay).

Decinos... si tu sangre es como el vino
Tell us... is your blood like wine?

Hacé una tranfusión.
Make a transfusion.

No vayas a pensarte que soy ateo
Don't think that I'm an atheist.

Te sigo a todos lados poniendo huevos
I follow you everywhere, working hard.

Pero no te parece que vas muy seguido por el Vaticano?
But don't you think you go to the Vatican too often?

Podrías darte una vueltita cada tanto a ver los africanos.
You could stop by Africa once in a while to see the people there.

No queremos ponernos en tus zapatos
We don't want to put ourselves in your shoes

Bah, en realidad sandalias pa ser exactos
Actually, in your sandals.

Con equilibrio y con justicia vos haces perfecto tu trabajo
You do your job perfectly with balance and justice.

Aunque lo del Tsunami el equilibrio se te fue un poco al carajo.
Although the Tsunami disaster may have ruined your balance a little bit.

Fue la naturaleza no nos des bola
It was nature, don't pay attention to us.

Capas que te pasaste con esa ola
Maybe you went too far with that wave.

Y vos no ese gran Dios que siempre sabe todo y nunca falla, eh?
You're not that great God that always knows everything and never fails, huh?

Dejá no lo hagas calentar que estamos muy cerquita de la playa.
Never mind, don't make him angry because we're very close to the beach.

Algún motivo serio habrás tenido
You must have had some serious reason.

Porque errar es humano y vos sos divino.
Because to err is human, and you're divine.

Divino con mayúscula no te confundas no fue un piropo
Divine with a capital letter, don't get confused it wasn't a compliment.

Según dice la iglesia los homosexuales vos los queres poco.
According to the church, you don't like homosexuals very much.

Pasemos a otro tema si no te importa
Let's move on to another topic if you don't mind.

A menos que prefieras hablar de tortas.
Unless you prefer to talk about cakes.

Eso fue un chiste no te enojes fue para aliviar tensiones
That was a joke, don't be mad, it was to relieve tension.

Si los obispos son tan varoniles porque usan camisones?
If bishops are so manly, then why do they wear nightgowns?

Si no te cae mal acá va un consejo
If you don't mind, here's a piece of advice.

Un día poné un Papa que no sea viejo
One day, choose a Pope who's not old.

Pues con la edad que tienen se les hace medio corta la carrera
Because with their age, their career is going to be somewhat short.

Apenas da nomás para unas misas y en seguida ya la quedan.
It's barely enough for a few masses, and then they're gone.

Sabemos que precisa mucha experiencia
We know you need a lot of experience.

Es como a los goleros les da presencia
It's like goalkeepers, they need to be present.

Seguro que elegir un Papa no debe ser una cosa fácil
Surely, choosing a Pope can't be an easy thing.

Pero el viejito nuevo que elegiste justo fue a salirte nazi.
But the new old man you chose turned out to be a Nazi.

(Era vichar el currículom nomás vo!)
(It was just checking his resume!)