My Strongest Suit
Aida Lyrics

In life one has to face a huge assortment
Life presents a vast array of options and decisions to make.

Of nauseating fads and good advice
Many trends and advice can be overwhelming and unpleasant.

There's health and fitness, diet and deportment
People are advised to take care of their health and appearance.

And other pointless forms of sacrifice
However, some of these suggestions are unnecessary.

Conversation, wit, I am a doubter
Aida is not convinced that charm and intelligence are impressive qualities.

Manners, charm, they're no way to impress
Aida believes that etiquette and charisma are not enough to make a lasting impression.

So forget the inner me, observe the outer
Aida suggests that one's appearance is more important than their personality or inner qualities.

I am what I wear and how I dress
Aida believes that her clothing reflects her identity.

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere
Aida is comfortable wearing any type of clothing in any situation.

Now I believe in looking like my time on earth is cooking
Aida wants to look her best and show that she is living life to the fullest.

Whether polka-dotted stripes or even checks
Aida does not limit herself to any specific pattern or style.

With some glamour guaranteeing every fiber of my being
Aida feels most confident when wearing glamorous clothing.

Is displayed to quite remarkable effects
Her clothing makes a noticeable and impressive statement.

From your cradle via trousseau to your death bed you're on view so
Aida believes that people are judged based on their appearance throughout their entire life.

Never compromise accept no substitute
Aida refuses to settle for anything less than the best in her fashion choices.

I would rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel
Aida would rather wear something outrageous than something traditional and conservative.

A dress has always been my strongest suit
Aida feels most confident and powerful in a dress.

Staying in or hitting townwards, from the top and working downwards
Aida pays attention to every detail of her outfit, whether she is going out or staying in.

I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
Aida takes great care in making sure that her clothing is in pristine condition.

Whether wig or hat or turban, whether clad boudoir or urban
Aida wears various types of headwear and clothing, depending on the occasion.

Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime
Aida believes that not dressing boldly and making a statement is a mistake.

And the few who are invited to my wardrobe are delighted
Aida's clothing collection is impressive and people enjoy seeing it.

As they wander through my things to find en route
Guests explore her wardrobe and admire her clothing.

That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal
Aida's fashion choices are bold and unique, whether she is wearing formal or casual clothing.

Now you don't need a recital of the reasons why it's vital
Aida believes that it is unnecessary to explain why looking good is important.

That tonight I simply have to look my best
Aida wants to make a lasting impression at a special event.

That from coronet to sandal no one else is worth a candle
Aida is confident that she will be the best-dressed person in the room.

That I couldn't make more impact if I'm dressed
Aida believes that her appearance is powerful and that she can make a statement through her clothing.

So bring me out my finest, most audacious, my divinest
Aida wants to wear her most outstanding and impressive clothing.

Most revealing, most expensive and to boot
She is not afraid to wear daring and expensive clothing.

Most arresting, most heart-stopping, most free-flowing, most eye-popping
Aida wants her clothing to be memorable and to make a statement.

A dress has always been my strongest suit
Aida feels most confident and powerful in a dress.