My Handy Man Ain't Handy No More
Alberta Hunter Lyrics


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Now whoever said a good man was hard to find
Positively, absolutely sure was blind
'Cause I just found the best man that ever was
And here's just a few of the things that he does, ow

He shakes my ashes,
Greases my griddle,
Churns my butter,
And he strokes my fiddle, aw
My man, is such a handy man

Now he threads my needle,
And he creams my wheat,
Heats my heater,
And he chops my meat, he's a mess,
My man, is such a handy man

Now I don't care if you believe it or not,
He's a mighty nice man to have around,
'Cause when my furnace gets too hot, mm
He's right there to turn my damper down,
For everything, that man of mine's got a scheme
And honey it's amazing the way he handles my machine
My man, is such a handyman (oh that man is a mess ow)

He flaps my flapjacks,
Cleans off the table,
Feeds the horses in my stable,
My man, is such a handyman

And do you know, sometimes he's up, way before dawn,
Busy cleaning the rough edges off my lawn,
My man, is such a handyman

Now, he never has a single word to say,
While he's working hard (poor soul),
And I'd give anything if you could see the way,
He handles my front yard, aw

Now my ice never gets a chance to melt away,




'Cause he sees that I get a nice fresh piece everyday,
My man, is such a handyman

Overall Meaning

Alberta Hunter's song Handy Man is an ode to her lover and how he helps to make her life easier. The lyrics express how she had once believed that it was hard to find a good man but now she has found one who is "the best man that ever was." The song goes on to list some of the things that he does for her such as shaking her ashes, greasing her griddle, churning her butter, stroking her fiddle, threading her needle, and chopping her meat. The lyrics also mention how he handles her furnace and lawn, feeds her horses, and ensures that she always has fresh ice.


Line by Line Meaning

Now whoever said a good man was hard to find
The person who first claimed that it is difficult to find a good man must have been blind.


Positively, absolutely sure was blind
The person who said that a good man is hard to find must have been completely unaware of my man's existence.


'Cause I just found the best man that ever was
I have discovered the most outstanding man of all time.


And here's just a few of the things that he does, ow
Here's a brief summary of the many tasks he performs for me, including some that are sexually pleasing.


He shakes my ashes,
He disposes of my cigarette ashes in an efficient manner.


Greases my griddle,
He maintains my cooking appliances in excellent working condition.


Churns my butter,
He produces and processes dairy products for me.


And he strokes my fiddle, aw
He provides sexual fulfillment by stimulating my genitals manually.


My man, is such a handy man
He is a highly capable individual who is able to perform a wide range of tasks competently.


Now he threads my needle,
He assists me in sewing by threading my sewing equipment in a skilled manner.


And he creams my wheat,
He prepares my grain products in a skillful manner.


Heats my heater,
He manages my heating system in a proficient manner.


And he chops my meat, he's a mess,
He prepares and handles my meat in a skillful, but also somewhat chaotic or untidy way.


My man, is such a handy man
He is an invaluable presence in my life who is capable of performing a broad range of jobs and household tasks.


Now I don't care if you believe it or not,
I do not mind if you are skeptical of my claims.


He's a mighty nice man to have around,
He is an excellent person to have in my life.


'Cause when my furnace gets too hot, mm
When my heating system becomes too hot, he knows how to resolve the issue effectively.


He's right there to turn my damper down,
He is always present to adjust the damper and regulate the heating system.


For everything, that man of mine's got a scheme
My partner always has a plan or strategy for dealing with any situation that arises.


And honey it's amazing the way he handles my machine
His proficiency in managing and handling electrical devices is remarkable.


My man, is such a handyman (oh that man is a mess ow)
He is an expert in multiple areas, although he may not always be very tidy about it.


He flaps my flapjacks,
He physically manipulates my breakfast items in a skilled manner.


Cleans off the table,
He tidies my living areas and removes debris following a meal.


Feeds the horses in my stable,
He provides food and care for the horses that I own.


My man, is such a handyman
He is the ultimate problem solver and provides solutions for a vast range of issues, small or large.


And do you know, sometimes he's up, way before dawn,
In some instances, he works hard and diligently long before most people awaken.


Busy cleaning the rough edges off my lawn,
He is busy removing the rough, unwanted areas of my landscape in a highly skilled manner.


My man, is such a handyman
He is an exceptional individual, unmatched in his skills and abilities.


Now, he never has a single word to say,
He is the type of person who is not loquacious and speaks very little when focused on a task.


While he's working hard (poor soul),
Despite the fact that he is working hard, he never complains and always maintains an optimistic attitude.


And I'd give anything if you could see the way,
I yearn for others to appreciate the way he handles tasks and how highly skilled and proficient he is.


He handles my front yard, aw
He is especially skilled in the maintenance of the area in front of my house.


Now my ice never gets a chance to melt away,
My ice never has the opportunity to melt because he makes sure there is always a fresh supply.


'Cause he sees that I get a nice fresh piece everyday,
He takes care of me every day and ensures that I get the best possible solution to every problem.


My man, is such a handyman
My partner is unparalleled in his abilities and multi-faceted problem-solving skills.




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Written by: EUBIE BLAKE, ANDY RAZAF

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