Train Wreck
Alex Unknown Lyrics

Thirst levels rising faster than the sea line
My desire for attention and validation is growing at an alarming rate, like the rising sea levels due to climate change.

Spot a cute honey, yeah I make a bee line
When I see an attractive person, I quickly and eagerly approach them, like a bee heading straight for honey.

She figure out the kinda guy I am I'm in the tree line
Once she gets to know me better, she'll realize what kind of person I really am and understand why I keep myself hidden, like a person hiding behind a tree line.

Ciao bella ciao hit me up if you so inclined
Goodbye beautiful, contact me if you're interested in pursuing a relationship.

Yeah yeah yeah I treat her to the bottomless fries
I impress her by taking her to a place where we can eat unlimited fries, showing her how generous and considerate I can be.

Yeah yeah yeah chain is thrifted with the tie dye
The necklace I'm wearing is from a thrift store and has a tie dye design, proving that I value unique and cheap finds over expensive, trendy accessories.

Yeah yeah yeah I make her purr like a feline
I'm skilled at satisfying her desires, making her feel content and happy, like a cat purring with pleasure.

Wah wah wah don't check the Visa girl it's bone dry
I can't pay for everything, so please don't try to use my credit card as it's maxed out from my careless spending.

You like my rings?
Do you find my jewelry attractive?

You can thank Ali
I bought these rings from Ali Express, a cheap online store.

They got the Shein
The store Shein has a large variety of trendy, affordable clothes that I frequently buy from.

Make 'em sparkly
I added some glitter to my rings to make them look flashy and attractive.

Only the finest for my ass girl, it's true religion
I only wear high-quality designer jeans, like True Religion, to show off my expensive taste and status.

I make it pop, she'll never know it's thrifted
I'm skilled at making secondhand clothes look trendy and stylish, making it difficult for her to tell that my outfit is thrifted.

I treat 'em to the fine dining Chille's or Chipotle
I consider Chili's or Chipotle to be upscale dining experiences and will impress her by taking her there.

She gettin' giddy like a horse girl, that's an ole
She's getting excited and happy, like a young girl who loves horses and yells 'ole!'

That bowl fuego, that's a Michelin star
This burrito bowl is extremely delicious and I consider it to be as good as a fancy restaurant meal.

I bet you're happy that you know me, bet you're happy I are
I'm so amazing and impressive that I'm sure she's happy to be associated with me and know me.

They'll never know what I'm all about
People will never really understand who I am and what motivates me.

I'm playing the game, they'll never figure it out
I'm always trying to manipulate and impress others, and they'll never be able to see through my facade.

My shoes are scuffed, my face is scuffed, my credit's shit, my pants are cuffed
My appearance is not perfect and my financial situation is poor.

Uh yeah I still pull
Despite my shortcomings, I'm still able to attract romantic partners and create impressive experiences.

Life's a bitch, I split my lip, I hate my whip, I want new rims
Life is hard, I hurt myself, I dislike my car, and I want to appear more impressive with new rims.

Uh yeah I'm bashful
Despite my outward confidence, I'm actually quite shy and vulnerable.

I spent my rent on a couple of stocks
I made a risky decision to put my rent money into stocks, hoping for a big payoff.

I've been sleeping in my car 'cause they went bottom up
I have lost money on my stocks and now I can't afford to pay rent, so I'm homeless.

Last night showered in a Starbucks bathroom
I had no other option but to wash myself in a public bathroom because I have no access to proper bathroom facilities.

That's eau de toilette, I'm a grande man, boo
The scent I'm wearing is actually a toilet water fragrance, but I'm still a high-status man to you.

You're lucky if I treat you like my business partner
If you're lucky, I'll treat you with the same level of respect and consideration as my business partners.

We planting opportunity like fucking gardners
Together, we're looking for ways to make money and create opportunity, like dedicated gardeners planting seeds.

I got a lot of women wanting my attention
I have a lot of romantic options and I'm desired by many.

Like damn, this woman asking cash or credit
I'm annoyed by the woman who's only interested in my financial status and keeps asking about my cash or credit.

If you catch me in a lie I play it like I never said it
If you ever confront me about lying, I'll deny it completely and act like it never happened.

Like damn, Descartes said this shit's subjective
I believe that everyone's perception of reality is different and subjective, like the philosopher Descartes proposed.

Like damn, my memory stay selective
I can be forgetful or selectively remember things to my benefit.

Like damn, you're lucky to get my perspective
My perspective is valuable and unique, so you should consider yourself lucky to hear it.