Headlines
Alice Cooper Lyrics


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Do a show
Save a child
Raise a million bucks
That'll last a while
Fight at parties
Buy a horse
Lose a couple
Win that big divorce

I want to be in the headlines
Anything to be in the headlines

Saw my chance
Made my break
Took the biggest float
In the Rose parade
Got jailed
No disgrace
A hundred million people
Saw my face

Called a conference
With the press
Announced my marriage plans
In a wedding dress
Climb a building
At six-below
On New Year's Eve
Without a stitch of clothes

I want to be in the headlines
Anything to be in the headlines
As long as they spell my name right
I hope that they catch my best side

Popped out
From a cake
At the President's ball
What a big mistake
Fifty guns
Aimed at me
I was nearly killed
But what publicity
Nominated
Something big
Stole the hottest scene
Says the Globe And Trib
Porno movie
Comes to light
But I was starving then
So that's alright

I want to be in the headlines
Anything to be in the headlines

As long as the spell my name right
Hope that they catch my best side
Keep my sidewalk status star bright
Feel free to walk on me tonight
Just don't spit on me

Headlines, headlines
Headlines, headlines




Headlines, headlines
Headlines

Overall Meaning

In this song, Alice Cooper is singing about the lengths to which people will go to be in the headlines of the news. He lists off a series of actions that people have taken or may take in order to get fame and attention in the media. Examples include doing charity work, getting into fights, and even climbing a building naked on New Year's Eve. Cooper seems to be poking fun at people who are obsessed with being famous and the ridiculous things they will do to get there.


The chorus features Cooper stating his desire to be in the headlines and be recognized for his actions. He emphasizes that he wants to be remembered and have people remember his name. However, he also highlights the superficiality of fame in the line "As long as they spell my name right", which suggests that it is not necessarily about the quality of the coverage, but simply being mentioned in the media at all.


Overall, "Headlines" is a satirical commentary on the culture of fame and the extreme measures people will go to in order to achieve it, as well as the fleeting nature of that fame.


Line by Line Meaning

Do a show
Perform on stage for entertainment


Save a child
Help a child in danger or need


Raise a million bucks
Collect funds to reach one million dollars


That'll last a while
The money raised will last for some time


Fight at parties
Get into altercations at social gatherings


Buy a horse
Purchase a horse, possibly for racing or show jumping


Lose a couple
Experience the loss of one or more things, potentially referring to lost relationships or possessions


Win that big divorce
Successfully end a marriage and come out on top in the settlement


I want to be in the headlines
Desire to gain attention and publicity


Anything to be in the headlines
Willing to do whatever it takes to get attention


Saw my chance
Noticed an opportunity


Made my break
Seized the opportunity


Took the biggest float
Claimed the most prominent spot in a parade


In the Rose parade
Refers to a specific annual parade in Pasadena, California


Got jailed
Was arrested and sent to jail


No disgrace
Not ashamed of the incident


A hundred million people
An extremely large number of people


Saw my face
Saw a widely-circulated image or video of me


Called a conference
Scheduled a gathering of press members


With the press
In the company of media representatives


Announced my marriage plans
Declared intentions to marry someone


In a wedding dress
Wearing a traditional gown for the ceremony


Climb a building
Scale a tall structure such as a skyscraper


At six-below
During freezing weather conditions


On New Year's Eve
On the last day of the year


Without a stitch of clothes
Wearing no clothing at all


Popped out
Appeared suddenly and unexpectedly


From a cake
Emerging from inside a large dessert


At the President's ball
At a formal event hosted by the President of the United States


What a big mistake
A major blunder or misjudgment


Fifty guns
Fifty firearms pointed in my direction


Aimed at me
Pointed towards me


I was nearly killed
Came close to being fatally wounded


But what publicity
Received a significant amount of media attention


Nominated
Selected as a candidate for an award or honor


Something big
A major event or accomplishment


Stole the hottest scene
Became the center of attention in a situation


Says the Globe And Trib
According to an article in a publication called Globe And Tribune


Porno movie
An adult film containing explicit content


Comes to light
Is revealed or made public


But I was starving then
At the time of making the film, I was in need of money and resources


So that's alright
Justifies participating in the film despite its controversial nature


As long as the spell my name right
As long as I am mentioned in the media and my name is spelled correctly


Keep my sidewalk status star bright
Maintain my reputation and fame


Feel free to walk on me tonight
Make use of my name or status for personal gain


Just don't spit on me
Do not disrespect or degrade me


Headlines
News articles or stories featuring me




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: COOPER, JOHNSTONE, MANDEL

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Phil


on Former Lee Warmer

Interesting. I like it! I am surprised someone covered that lesser known song of Cooper’s. I will have to check out more of Valery’s work.

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