Worldwide Socialites Unite
All-Stars United Lyrics

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At the top of the social ladder I speak
Let me welcome you here officially
To the back drop of martini clatter
Break the ice with superficial chatter

I'm glad to be this year's MC
To greet the chic and the elite
Yeah, you finally get to mix and mingle

Pressing flesh until your fingers tingle

Worldwide socialites unite
OK, alright

The band is grander than I recall
The talk is cultured, if a little small
Keep parading your charading manners
Keep pretending that it really matters

Don't ask, don't tell
And please don't stare at the emperor
In his underwear
Special thanks to the snack committee
Heavens, don't those tarts look pretty

Worldwide socialites unite
Enjoy the conversation
But try to keep it light
Just avoid the friction
And if you feel conviction

Well then, baby, step outside
Let's keep the "lite" in social
Let's keep the social light
Let's keep the "lite" in socialite

Worldwide socialites unite
Avoid the dreaded question
The meaning of our lives
And as to God's existence
Well, that's your private business

And, quite frankly, impolite
Let's keep the "lite" in social
Let's keep this social light
Let's keep the "lite" in socialite

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Worldwide Socialites Unite" by All-Stars United paint a satirical picture of a high society gathering, with the singer taking on the role of the MC welcoming the chic and elite attendees. The opening lines set the tone for the song by highlighting the superficiality and pretentiousness of such social events, where small talk and appearances often take precedence over meaningful connections.

As the MC continues to narrate the scene, the lyrics poke fun at the grandeur of the band, the cultured yet shallow conversations, and the facade of manners that the attendees maintain. The mention of the emperor in his underwear serves as a metaphor for the hypocrisy and illusions that people in high society often uphold, while the reference to the snack committee and the pretty tarts hint at the superficial nature of the event.

The chorus "Worldwide socialites unite" serves as a sarcastic rallying cry for the attendees to maintain the façade of exclusivity and sophistication, while also encouraging them to keep the conversation light and avoid any contentious topics that may disrupt the superficial harmony of the gathering. The repetition of the phrase "Let's keep the 'lite' in socialite" underscores the emphasis on maintaining a shallow and pleasant atmosphere.

The final verses of the song further emphasize the avoidance of deep or controversial discussions, with a nod to the privacy of personal beliefs and a suggestion to step outside if one feels compelled to engage in more meaningful discourse. The overall message of the song seems to be a critique of the emptiness and insincerity that can often characterize high society events, urging the attendees to prioritize keeping things superficial and light-hearted rather than delving into deeper, uncomfortable truths.

Line by Line Meaning

At the top of the social ladder I speak
Speaking from a position of social status and influence

Let me welcome you here officially
Formally inviting you to join this exclusive social gathering

To the back drop of martini clatter
Amidst the sound of clinking glasses and socializing

Break the ice with superficial chatter
Engaging in light, surface-level conversation to start interactions

I'm glad to be this year's MC
Pleased to be hosting and guiding the event

To greet the chic and the elite
Welcoming the fashionable and high-class attendees

Yeah, you finally get to mix and mingle
You now have the opportunity to socialize and network

Pressing flesh until your fingers tingle
Shaking hands eagerly with excitement

Worldwide socialites unite
Bringing together socialites from all over the world

OK, alright
Acknowledging and approving the gathering

The band is grander than I recall
Noticing the impressive music performance

The talk is cultured, if a little small
Conversations are sophisticated but limited in depth

Keep parading your charading manners
Continue to display artificial and insincere manners

Keep pretending that it really matters
Maintain the facade that this social gathering is significant

Don't ask, don't tell
Avoid asking probing questions or revealing too much about yourself

And please don't stare at the emperor
Respect the authority figure in the room

In his underwear
Vulnerable or exposed state

Special thanks to the snack committee
Appreciation for those in charge of providing snacks

Heavens, don't those tarts look pretty
Commenting on the visually appealing desserts

Enjoy the conversation
Appreciate and engage in the discussions

But try to keep it light
Keep the discussions casual and pleasant

Just avoid the friction
Steer clear of conflict or tension

And if you feel conviction
If you strongly believe in something

Well then, baby, step outside
Take the discussion or debate outside

Let's keep the 'lite' in social
Maintain a carefree atmosphere in social situations

Let's keep this social light
Keep the social interactions enjoyable and easygoing

Avoid the dreaded question
Stay away from deep or uncomfortable topics

The meaning of our lives
Existential questions about purpose

And as to God's existence
Controversial topic of religious belief

Well, that's your private business
Those topics are personal and should be kept private

And, quite frankly, impolite
Discussing those matters would be considered rude

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Capitol CMG Publishing
Written by: DAVE CLO, DOUGLAS KAINE MCKELVEY, IAN ASHLEY ESKELIN

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