Justin Johnson, (born January 16, 1980) known by her stage name Alyssa Edwa… Read Full Bio ↴Justin Johnson, (born January 16, 1980) known by her stage name Alyssa Edwards, is an American drag performer, dance teacher, and businesswoman. Johnson was known for competing in drag pageantry and being dethroned from her title as Miss Gay America 2010, before gaining prominence on the fifth season of RuPaul's Drag Race. In 2015 her TV show "Beyond Belief" will start production about her and her dance company.

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Megan Delamar

5y↑3.9K

"I'm not a drug addict, I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a teacher, I'm a mentor, I'm a leader." Me when a cop tries to pull me over for petty speeding.

Ruby Rose

4y↑6

Megan Delamar 😂

Fuck You

Hahahahaha yes! 😂😂😂😂😂

Arnie Calang

🤪🤪🤪

Lemon

3y↑3

If you’re speeding, you can still be arrested or at least have to pay a ticket. Especially for resisting to pull over.

Megan Delamar

3y↑26

@Lemon Yeah, I know how the law works lol It was a joke.

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Soy una pringada

9y↑4.6K

"I may not be funny" SHE'S HILARIOUS OMG

Longano CanCant

6y↑65

Soy una pringada unintentionally

Thicci Kween

5y↑72

Soy una pringada She is Funny but she’s not a comedy queen. Being funny is unintentionally, and just comes out. Comedy is writing something down and the crowd laughs

RonalD

5y↑4

¿Tu ríes?

Pablo Broisin Vacas

4y↑20

vine buscando alyssa y encontré oro

Mallory Newcomb

4y↑28

Drag queens are not usually my thing, but I aspire to have the confidence Justin had when he said “I might not be funny, or a singer or a seamstress... but I am fierce queen”. You see that shot of him in drag at the end of that clip and I’m like YES YOU ARE.

Know your strengths and weaknesses!

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Alexandra

9y↑3.4K

"I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous." Seriously one of the best quotes in history.

HeyMyLifeIsLibby

9y↑252

You probably meant HERstory.

Ale_divairus

8y↑4.1K

"So you forgive the people who hurt you... and you forget they existed" ...Man I needed this quote right now in my life.....

KikoMuSo

8y↑67

OKAY!

Helena RC

5y↑31

She's a wise woman

Shaby 28

5y↑7

YESSS

Malaria Arachera 🖤

Yes

Kerr Quevedo / GIRL (Drag)

3y↑5

Her Capricorn energy

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Lilly Kathleen

9y↑3K

I cannot get enough of her. Alyssa is life.

Pierre Black

9y↑19

Yessss

Kenyan Bunnie

7y↑7

2 years later. She is still LYFE!!!

jess

5y↑5

Kenyan Bunnie 4 years and I’m still livingggggggggg

Valentino Miller

4y↑3

She's so frigging easy to love

Whiterain 25

2y↑1

Her?

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Broyale26

8y↑3K

This is what I love about Alyssa. She is soooooooo much funnier and quotable when she is just being herself and not put on the spot and "forced" to be funny. That, and her persona is nice, genuine, relatable, self-deprecating, but FIERCE!

goliaboi

8y↑99

she's not self-deprecating

KELLIESSUGAR

+goliaboi Who said she was?

Shiteyanyo

5y↑3

She is really funny I think when she's trying too

Mallory Newcomb

4y↑4

I love her positive attitude, I can tell it is not forced

charlie z

@goliaboi she absolutely can be self-depricating :)) in that absolutely unique Alyssa way ofc

Lucy Watson

9y↑1.8K

Seriously the eyeroll after she asks Jade why she's being cute IS GIVING ME SO MUCH LIFEEEEE

J ROD

9y↑8

Yassss

xmattel

5y↑7

Lucy Watson I was the 666th like. My mom Sharon Needles would be proud

B.B

5y↑7

She said while u bein cute lol

Sunday Cielo

3y↑100

“Don’t get bitter, just get better” Amazing.

Tommie

1y↑2

Iconic asf ngl.

Andy Morales

3y↑52

-"I'm not going to entertaint drama, chaos, confussion and madness"
*Proceeds to create drama, chaos, confussion and madness all season long* 😂
I looooooooove Miss Alyssa ❤

Guillaume

8y↑4.1K

Sad to see her as a victim of Rolaskatox on ALL Stars 2...

MattJHarrell

8y↑33

same

Guillaume

8y↑57

Mya Korelli You take the words out of my mouth lol.

Shandel Maldonado

7y↑437

I hated it toooo. Omg it broke my fucking heart. It's a competition, not a place to be all friendly. Roxxxy was trash and was on the bottom all the fucking time.

Guillaume

7y↑161

Shandel Maldonado Yeah the finale should have alyssa instead. They really wanted to give roxxy this redemption lol.

Nirl

7y↑243

But I feel that she walked away the biggest winner of All Stars 2. With all her wit and class act, everyone watching fell in love with her.

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Pbgum 1028

3y↑27

"MAMA THIS IS GARBAGE" AND " DEUCES" WAS ONE OF MY FAVE QUOTES OF ALYSSA👑👑👑🌈🌈

not another theatre trash channel

5y↑298

“......:I’m a man.......*laughs at own joke*” always gets me 😂😂

868tatj

2y↑8

And the hand rubbing like an evil genius hahah

little boy Dallas

2y↑16

"Would you please shut up with your no drag knowledge." is a tonic and balm for my soul 😌🙏🏻✨

starilie

8y↑349

Awww, this needed "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING" from Reading Is Fundamental. Alyssa is perfection.

Matthew Gonzalez

2y↑2

Dude i love her response to that read 😂😂 it’s so cute

Millenial Syd

8y↑1.5K

'Coco was the one backstabbing me behind me back [rolls].' hahha

Zaria Winter

8y↑76

....backrolls?

Whimsical Nessa

7y↑58

+Zaria Winter Awright.

salahsi little

7y↑12

Whimsical Nessa I see where this is going

Darhío Vo

😂😂😂

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Mariuxi Bermeo

8y↑773

iconic and so robbed.

HeyMyLifeIsLibby

7y↑20

Mariuxi Bermeo twice......in 1 season.

Pretty Ricky

8y↑436

"What the hell you squirpin like a chirpin like the bird up in the" lmfao. I liiiiveeeee for that damn scene. Alyssa had me back rollin... I mean rolling! 😂😂😂

Chiranthie M. K. H.

Pretty Ricky back rolls?

T ♡

2y↑1

You really came that way? Awright…

Sam

8y↑97

she needs a new one for all those quotes she was dropping during all stars 2 "it was rigga moriss girl"

Dan Demo

8y↑805

"what the hell you squirking like a chirping like a" is the best of all

Kamuro Tetsu

8y↑15

Jade didn't stand a chance lol

Zaria Winter

8y↑19

Who's Jade?

Kamuro Tetsu

7y↑6

+Zaria Winter Jade was a drag queen on S5 who went for Alyssa. It's who Alyssa said the chirping quote to.

x

7y↑24

Kamuro Tetsu no she said that to coco, jade had already gone home by that episode lol

Zaria Winter

7y↑9

Kamuro Tetsu I know that lmao it's a joke. I had no idea people could be this dense.

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GracieK

3y↑13

'Backstabbing me behind my back' gets me everytime

Leonardo Fabri

9y↑333

She's AMAZING! Should be at the top 4 at least, after all, she was better than Coco and Detox as a performer.

Eric Lee LeBeau

9y↑77

Leonardo Fábri Alyssa was robbed.

Leonardo Fabri

9y↑3

Eric Lee LeBeau totally agree

T AS

7y↑13

Robbed when ? I love her, really, but her run on season 5 was overall pretty weak... That's why I was really impressed by her versatility and her looks on all stars. But on her season, top 6 was as far as she could go, really.

Ninfa Julian

7y↑6

She was soo robbed..

annainretrograde

6y↑10

She should've really been in the top 4 on All Stars. Roxxy did not deserve that spot

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Dean Adams

2y↑4

The best drag queen of all time. She is unmatched 😂❤

Daniel Franco

9y↑218

I swear she better be part of All Stars 2. If she's not ima scream!!

Super G

47w

Your wish came true 🌠

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little boy Dallas

2y↑7

I might not be funny and i might not be a singer or a damn seamstress, but I'm a fierce queen✨👑 I LOOOOOOVE HER ❤️

J

3y↑6

It is so iconic that every one of her quotes where from a single season and all are quotable, relatable and ICONIC 💙

Mike Cee

9y↑54

Always & forever, miss Alyssa Edwards!!! She was the real star of season 5 of #rupaulsdragrace :)

Breno Sterphan

4y↑6

She didn't win any Rupaul's Drag race season she was on, but guuuurl she won the war !!!!! ALYSSA IS LIFE!

Brian Sherrod

4y↑13

Alyssa is iconic. She made me laugh every time she was on scene lol

Ryan Lauer

9y↑67

Willam, Alyssa and Laganja are probably three of my four or five faves of all time because they're unique and consistently witty. Not even a true follower of this show but they have my attention. The Bianca person and Jujubee were also pretty phenomenal.

Daniel Franco

9y↑38

Laganja had a similar personality to Alyssa's but hers came off as very fake. I feel like she desperately wanted to be Alyssa part 2 and it just didn't work out. This season Jaydinn has a similar personality but hers u can tell is genuine

KnightsRadiant

9y↑20

+Ryan Lauer Laganja was funny at first but her 'Alyssa' speak got so anoyyyyiinnggg by the time she was elimated. Every sentance was 'gurllllll' and 'okuuurrr?' I love all of Haus Edwards btw.

b b

4y↑5

oh u just dont call bianca del rio, "the bianca person" 😭😭😭😭

A Boy

8y↑266

The way she clocked the shake-n-go wig ✌😂

Kamuro Tetsu

8y↑42

This is $450, that is $35!

Nathan Rago

8y↑29

why u bein cute

Kenyan Bunnie

7y↑11

And Jade shut up! Because Mama Alyssa was spot on!

Heloisa Mourao

9y↑51

My favorite quote from all seasons: This is forhundrefifty dollars, THAT IS THIRTY FAHF!!!" Points finger, queen down.

WinterWonder99

8y↑3

+mchelo1979 Why you bein' cute? epic eyeroll

Leon O'Brien

8y↑1.3K

"Put your mouth where your fashion is" my new insult

Broyale26

8y↑103

Perhaps the best uninitentionally brutal reads on the show, next to, "Go back to party city!"

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Ariadne's Child

1y↑2

I loved that when Alyssa clapped back at Santino!

Josh Bullin

3y↑4

Underrated is the sheer venom in her voice when she says "this is $450, THAT is $35", capped by the iconic "why you bein' cute? *eye roll and smirk*"

Poniella81

3y↑4

I think she’s my favourite of all time ❤️

G name

8y↑23

She said 'You ain't never won nothin" to Coco...oh the shade of it all. Oh and "Wrong Queen Mama cuz I am not the one!" love her.

Jamie White

5y↑11

“Get a grip, get a life and get over it!”
“Backrolls?!”
“What the hell u squrpin like a chirpin like the bird”

My fav Alyssa quotes! 😂♥️

Lennyy15

8y↑76

I HATE her the first time i watched season 5, pero looking at it now and seeing on youtube these days this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while. like i learned that she really didn't have bad intentions, she is a good christian women but under pressure of the competition. she's actually funny af.

Mo Ob

8y↑3

this season is hilarious

A

6y↑16

"pero" haha too cute

charlie z

3y↑4

5 years later and your "pero" sent me :DD

eririe

45w↑1

Whats so endearing about her is how genuine she is

CubeHorse

6y↑3

"I will not entertain drama,chaos,confusion and madness" this is it , this is the best quote

Mallory Newcomb

4y↑19

Justin was pretty wholesome when he said “I’m not a drug addict, I’m not an alcoholic: I’m a teacher, I’m a mentor, I’m a leader”

I was like dang! You tell em, that’s no smoke and mirrors... I could that’s who he actually is at home

Elizabeth

7y↑23

“So you forgive the people that hurt you and you forget they exist” 😂😂🙌🏾

Abs

45w↑1

I don't think we will ever get enough of alyssa edwards

JTdeluxe

2y↑3

All these years later , “This is 450 that is 35” still gets me together.

adaywithaleks

1y↑2

Alyssa Edwards thinks she may not be funny.. and although i can agree she gives too much fish to be serving camp and comedy but she is hands down one of the most unintentionally funny drag queens I have ever watched! She slays with her words and makes me laugh no matter what the topic is!!

Bazil

9y↑89

I can see where Laganja got the mannerisms since Alyssa is her drag-mother, but, seriously; that bitch embarrassed herself by going ''over-the-top-Alyssa'' in S6. Her face after the ''why you bein' cute,'' comment cracked me up.

Prince Briar

8y↑22

i LOVE Alyssa she's honestly one of the best sbe doesn't even have to win

Orange Schubert

2y↑3

It turns out the best thing she ever said was when she read Santino.

Duck Beanie

6y↑1

I'm not even kidding when I say that I watch this at least once a day every day. I've even watched this on my lunch break in the office, she's just TOO hilarious.

David Figueroa

8y↑296

I was honestly expecting three minutes of tounge popping

Sean Yates

6y↑1

the thing I love about Alyssa is her story shows no matter how hard you work, however many titles, Pageants don’t work for everyone. Asia’s story on the other hand speaks to how gaining international experience through Pageants can be a great outlet for some queens to develop their Drag into highly professional award winning entertainers.

Danni S

3y↑2

She lives in her own little world and I love her for it

Barış Peker

8y↑104

Put your mouth where your fashion is. ❤️

luna jack

3y↑3

She’s iconic , no one can deny that

helinski

8y↑151

"dont get bitte, get better"
YES

Matsuo

3y↑1

TRULY one of the most iconic queens ever walked the show.

maxwellvoodoo

8y↑4

Alyssa, my queen! It's very hard to choose, but she has to be my favorite queen to
watch on drag race. I am so glad she's on All Stars 2 to entertain us even more!!!
"Girl, what was those colors?"
"She was the one backstabbing me behind my back"
"BACKROLLS?" LMAO, i can go on forever. I love her.

death drops & exits stage left

Tricia C

8y↑2

Love you Alyssa and that wonderful voice! Backrolls?? 2:28!!!

Shiteyanyo

Okay but Alyssa talking about being a leader is golden and motivating

jenny davis

She is still it!!! Already going to season 8 an she is still giving people life #teamalyssaedwards

roxxistarr21

My fave season and my fave queen she seriously made this season!! Still talk about her infamous girl look how orange you look scene!!

Just Cade

“I may not be funny…and I may not be a singer… or a damn seamstress, but I am a fierce queen.”

Antônio Leal

Ela não ganhou mas conseguiu ficar na memória de muitos.

Mckinzi Brown

3y↑1

"Oh but you wanna really fight" Is my favorite the delivery is so amazing

Larizzard

8y↑1

for some reason the way she says"awright" has stuck with me haha she fkn slays I hope she's in all stars two!!

A

6y↑4

I get SO much life when Alyssa says "Awriight"

tom tom

Her expression at 1:07 she really said it all, lmao!

marmenti94

9y↑1

every word that came out of her mouth during s5 is quotable, Alyssa for AS2!!!!!!

atolm1

The gift that keeps on giving, that song never enough is actually about Alyssa.

Cristian Dario

9y↑89

SHE WAS THE ONE BACKSTABBING ME BEHIND MY BACK!!!!

Simon Kristofer

Am I the only one who loved the way Alyssa's saying "Awright~"?

𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕜𝕤.

3y↑2

"THAT is 35" makes me burst out laughing everytime 💀💀💀

stephanie g

9y↑8

Alyssa is legendary

Cons

2y↑1

Still one my favourites.

T AS

7y↑8

the fact that her sighing is a quote itself :')

Qeisama

It's always hilarious to read the caption in Alyssa's video. "And I not be a finger like dancing stars" LMAO I died :)))

GidgetnSweetpea LaCarter

9y↑2

Alyssa you are beautiful, you are talented, you are a roll model and yes you are a mentor! You are All rolled into one fabulous and witty woman!! Babe, you've got all of what it takes and then some! I think your ship has arrived!!!💐

Philip Nguyen

She truly is quotable, what an amazing queen

Jordan Bignall

2y↑1

The missed the best quote of all… “A Ghetto is a place, mama. So don’t call people a place” ☠️

Aj Romero

Alyssa is the Texan former teen beauty queen aunt with backrolls we all need in our lives.

Mike T

8y↑9

How could they forget "I'm gonna be honest with you: they read me the house down underneath the cement?" Hahaha

Roxana Salahshoor

I die every time Miss Alyssa says "This little queen really coming after me!" She's too much and I love her for it! 😂😂😂

Jalyn Fetters

52w

Alyssa is funny when she doesn’t try 😂

Mallory Newcomb

I like the part where he says “Don’t get bitter just get better”... like I need that printed on a coffee mug!

The timing of the tongue pop thing afterwards was genius so well done to the editor of this video 👏🏼

My Blood

I love the last clip.
So proud of herself, as a truly queen.

Athena

I really don't know what she has done to me. But she is one of my top 3 queen of it all. God knows I love her and I sure hope to meet her 1 day!

Ronney Rendon

Hands down, one of my favorite queens!

Dang Delos Santos

4y↑5

“honestly y’all my personality is dominant” she aint wrong

Reyna Rincón

8y↑1

Hahah there is something about Alyssa that idk, i find really cute Haha and i loved how even though She had her issues with coco, she always tried to do the challenges right, and to get along. I love her so much 😄😄 cutie alyssa💜

Branden Garcia

1y↑3

"Put your mouth where your fashion is" DEADDD

Darren Wells

She has such beautiful eyes. In and out of drag

Aj Pass

8y↑8

Forgive the people that hurt you and forget they existed 😂🙌🏽

Julia CB

6y↑11

2:43 "I don't get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous"

Wenthony

Has there been a more quotable drag queen on this show? She's just awesome.

Heaven Toms

7y↑3

"Girl, look how fucking orange you look, girl." Iconic.

Indigo Journeys with Jesse Matthew Saavedra

4y↑1

God, she’s literally amazing. Haha

Sara Ben jilali

yall know that shocked face alyssa had when she was told by jade that she has backrolls. That's the exact same face i had when alyssa said "i may not be funny"