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Could you explain to the camera your... unusual diet
Can you please describe on camera your unique eating habits?

Well, I'll put it into the best words that I can
I'll try my best to explain it accurately with my words

I eat money, I eat a lot of cash, ay
I consume currency, in large quantities

I think it's yummy when I down it's a good day
I find pleasure and satisfaction in eating money

Pounds go to my thighs, ay
The weight gain from eating money is noticeable in my thighs

TLC wants me on but I do not advertise, ay
The TV network TLC is interested in featuring me, but I prefer not to promote it publicly

Y'all think this is funny, but wait yes it's really true
You may find this amusing, but it is indeed a true fact

I'm chowing down on money eating way more greens than you
I consume money as my food, having a greater amount than others

It's dirty and weird but only from your point of view
From your perspective, it may seem strange and unclean, but it's subjective

I swallow all these pennies and I crunch some shiny quarters
I ingest pennies by swallowing and chew on shiny quarters

I'm cutting into 20s while explaining to reporters
While speaking to reporters, I'm physically dividing twenty-dollar bills

I just like to eat this stuff, it's not some weird disorder
I enjoy consuming money, it's not a bizarre disorder

Yes while the coins are sometimes tough, I've got it all in order
Even though the coins can be hard, I have everything under control

I'll eat pounds and I'll eat pesos, just like you would eat potatoes
Similar to how you eat potatoes, I consume British pounds and Mexican pesos

I'll eat yen and I'll eat euro, now and then with a side of mayo
Occasionally, I consume Japanese yen and European euros, along with a side of mayonnaise

Down on a dollar, I snack on a rupee, the way I be snacking I'm rivaling Scooby
I indulge in one-dollar bills and Indian rupees as snacks, competing with Scooby-Doo's eating habits

I'm eating cheddar, but none of it cheese, it's cotton not paper I'm saving the trees
I'm consuming money, but it's not actual cheese. It's made of cotton, as I care about preserving trees

Ay, yuh, I season it with clove, ay
I add clove as seasoning to the money I eat

Dollar on the pan I let it sizzle on the stove, ay
I heat a dollar bill on a pan, letting it sizzle on the stove

Yuh, salad with the caesar
In addition, I have a salad dressed with caesar dressing

Throw it in the blender and I'm downing the whole liter
I blend the salad and consume the entire liter of it

Ay, yuh, melting down the nickels
Furthermore, I melt down nickels

Popping back my quarters just like you would do your skittles
I consume quarters in a similar fashion to how you eat Skittles

Ay, yuh, and now I'm eating all my cash, when I find a penny I pick it up and throw it in the stash
Currently, I'm consuming all my money. When I come across a penny, I collect it and add it to my savings

Running out of money and my bank account is finna close
I'm running low on funds, and my bank account is on the verge of closure

All these cons of slamming cheddar gonna start to outweigh pros
The negative aspects of consuming money are starting to surpass the advantages

Cooking quesadilla using dollars as tortilla, but my eating college savings really ain't a good idea
Although using dollar bills as tortillas for cooking quesadillas may seem interesting, it's not a wise decision to consume my college savings

Popping back my quarters and bank account is gonna close
Continuing to consume quarters will sooner or later lead to the closure of my bank account

Eating all this green means no more money on the Visa
By consuming money, especially in large quantities, I won't have any funds left on my Visa card

I'm getting sick of dollar smoothies soon I'll switch to eating Domino's
I'm becoming tired of consuming dollar smoothies, and I plan to start eating Domino's pizza instead