Rejoice
Andrew Jackson Jihad洀 Lyrics

Rejoice, rejoice God's ears are stitches
Find joy in the fact that God, the all-seeing and all-hearing, is not listening to our distress and is instead sewing his ears shut.

Rejoice, His eyes are big X's (axes)
Celebrate the idea that God is not watching over us, and his eyes have become axes which are ready to strike at us at any time.

Rejoice, His arms are burning witches
Take pleasure in the fact that God is burning witches with his arms, indicating that he is a violent and vengeful deity.

Rejoice, His hands perform hexes
Be glad that God is placing curses on us using his hands, portending that we are cursed to fail and suffer.

Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you
Despite being hurt, enjoy life and find happiness that is not tainted by your physical pain.

Rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you
Even though death looms over us, find satisfaction and happiness in life.

Rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds
Although life can be cruel and devastating, still find joy and pleasure in it.

Rejoice because you're trying your best
Find happiness in the fact that you are doing your utmost, even if it is not enough, and be content with your efforts.

Rejoice, the bed you sleep in is burning
Be excited by the image of the bed you sleep in burning, as it may indicate that you are suffering from intense and overwhelming passion in your life.

Rejoice, the sky's fucking falling
Find joy in the fact that everything around you is collapsing, even the sky itself, signifying that our world is in turmoil and chaos.

Rejoice, the world we know is turning
Celebrating the fact that our world is constantly changing, even if it is not always for the best, and that we must enjoy life while we can.

Rejoice, your father's been calling
Find happiness in the fact that your father is reaching out to you, even if it is not always a positive interaction, as it indicates that you have support in life.

Rejoice although this world will devastate you
Find pleasure in life even when it is difficult and causing you great pain and sadness.

Rejoice although this world will penetrate you
Even though life can be invasive and all-consuming, still find something to celebrate and enjoy.

Rejoice although you will not survive
Be happy and content in the present, despite the grim fact that we will all eventually face death.

Rejoice you'll never make it out alive
Find joy in the idea that we will all die eventually, which is a liberating thought as it frees us from the constraints of our existence.

Rejoice, your hair it smells like burning (hair)
Be happy in the thought of your hair smelling like burning, an indication of great excitement, passion, and perhaps even danger in your life.

Oh rejoice, your nails all got chewed off
Celebrate the idea that your nails are chewed off, perhaps indicating that you are anxious or stressed, but still find a source of happiness and positivity.

Rejoice, and holy fuck you're bleeding (there)
Find joy in the fact that you are bleeding, perhaps from an injury or wound, as it can be a visceral indicator of excitement, passion, and perhaps even danger.

Oh rejoice, you burned your whole beard off
Celebrate the fact that you burned your whole beard off, which may represent freeing oneself from societal norms and constraints, signifying a new beginning.