His awards include seven Tonys, three Grammys including Best Contemporary Classical Composition for Requiem, seven Oliviers, a Golden Globe, an Oscar, two International Emmys, the Praemium Imperiale, the Richard Rodgers Award for Excellence in Musical Theatre, a BASCA Fellowship and the Kennedy Center Honor.
He currently owns six London theatres, including the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane and the London Palladium.
Dangerous Jade
Andrew Lloyd Webber Lyrics
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Installing the girl in the Army HQ
And she's an actress! The last straw
Her only good parts are between her thighs
She should stare at the ceiling
Not reach for the skies
Or she could be his last whore
The evidence suggestsShe has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim bitch!
Dangerous jade!
We have allowed ourselvеs to slip
We have completеly lost our grip
We have declined to an all-time low
Tarts have become the set to know
It's no crime for officers to
Do as they please
As long as they're discreet and
Keep clear of disease
We ignore, we disregard
But once they allow a bit on the side
To move to the centre
Where she's not qualified
We should all be on our guard
She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid slut!
Dangerous jade!
This has really been your year, Miss Duarte
Which are the roles that you yearn to play?
Whom did you dine with yesterday?
Acting is limiting, the lines not mine
That's no help to the Argentine
Can we assume then that you'll quit?
Is this because of your
Involvement with Colonel Perón?
Goodnight and thank you
She won't be kept happy with
Her nights on the tiles
She says it's his body
But she's after his files
So get back onto the street!
She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid
The evidence suggests
She has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim
To see an underdog succeed
Is the encouragement I need
Opportunity is back!
If she can make it by her efforts in the sack
Then a man who offers more
Me! Will have the world beat
A pathway to his door
She should get into her head
She should not get out of bed
She should know that she's not paid
To be loud but to be laid
The evidence suggests
She has other interests
If it's her who's using him
He's exceptionally dim
Things have reached a pretty pass
When someone pretty lower class
Graceless and vulgar, uninspired
Can be accepted and admired
The lyrics of Andrew Lloyd Webber's song "Dangerous Jade" depict a scandalous and controversial relationship between a man and a woman. The man is described as a fool who breaks societal taboos by promoting the woman's position in the Army headquarters, despite her being an actress. The lyrics suggest that the woman's talent lies solely in her sexuality, as her only good parts are between her thighs. Rather than reaching for success or pursuing her dreams, she is expected to remain subservient and engage in sexual encounters. The woman is portrayed as manipulative and using the man for her own interests, while the man is depicted as naive and dim for allowing himself to be taken advantage of.
The song further highlights the decline of society, where "tarts," or promiscuous women, have become popular and influential figures. The lyrics criticize the lack of morals and discretion within the ranks of authority, suggesting that as long as they remain discreet and disease-free, their actions are acceptable. However, when a woman without qualifications or talent rises to a position of power through relationships, the lyrics call for caution and skepticism. The woman is seen as nothing more than a seductress who aims to obtain confidential information.
The song questions the actress's career choices and suggests that she should focus on her sexuality rather than pursuing her acting ambitions. It implies that she will not be satisfied with her current lifestyle and is after more than just physical relationships - she aims to access confidential information and documents.
Overall, "Dangerous Jade" portrays a cynical and judgmental perspective on a scandalous relationship, highlighting societal double standards and the consequences of pursuing power and success through questionable means.
Line by Line Meaning
The man is a fool breaking every taboo
The man is foolishly disregarding societal norms and rules
Installing the girl in the Army HQ
Placing the girl in a position of power within the military headquarters
And she's an actress! The last straw
Furthermore, she is an actress, which is seen as the final unacceptable factor
Her only good parts are between her thighs
Her only valued attributes are her sexual prowess
She should stare at the ceiling
She should limit her aspirations and aim for mediocrity
Not reach for the skies
Instead of aiming high and pursuing her dreams
Or she could be his last whore
Otherwise, she may be seen as his final sexual partner
The evidence suggests
The available proof indicates
She has other interests
She has additional motivations or intentions
If it's her who's using him
If she is the one taking advantage of him
He's exceptionally dim bitch!
Then he is particularly foolish, insulting term!
Dangerous jade!
She is a treacherous and seductive woman!
We have allowed ourselves to slip
We have permitted ourselves to decline morally or socially
We have completely lost our grip
We have entirely lost control
We have declined to an all-time low
We have fallen to the lowest point we have ever been
Tarts have become the set to know
Promiscuous women have become the popular crowd to mingle with
It's no crime for officers to
It is not illegal for officers to
Do as they please
Act in any way they desire
As long as they're discreet and
As long as they are careful and secretive and
Keep clear of disease
Avoid contracting any illnesses
We ignore, we disregard
We choose not to pay attention to, we dismiss
But once they allow a bit on the side
But when they have an extramarital affair
To move to the centre
To advance to a prominent or influential position
Where she's not qualified
Where she lacks the necessary qualifications or skills
We should all be on our guard
We should all be cautious and vigilant
She should get into her head
She should comprehend or understand
She should not get out of bed
She should stay passive and obedient
She should know that she's not paid
She should understand that she is not compensated
To be loud but to be laid slut!
To be outspoken and promiscuous, derogatory term!
This has really been your year, Miss Duarte
This has undeniably been a successful year for you, Miss Duarte
Tell us where you go from here, Miss Duarte
Inform us about your future plans, Miss Duarte
Which are the roles that you yearn to play?
Which are the characters that you eagerly desire to portray?
Whom did you dine with yesterday?
With whom did you have dinner yesterday?
Acting is limiting, the lines not mine
Acting restricts one's potentials, the dialogue is not written by me
That's no help to the Argentine
That is not beneficial to the people of Argentina
Can we assume then that you'll quit?
Can we infer, therefore, that you will retire?
Is this because of your
Is this due to your
Involvement with Colonel Perón?
Romantic association with Colonel Perón?
Goodnight and thank you
Farewell and gratitude for the time and effort
She won't be kept happy with
She will not be satisfied with
Her nights on the tiles
Her nights spent partying and socializing
She says it's his body
She claims that it is his physical form
But she's after his files
But her true motive is to obtain his confidential documents
So get back onto the street!
Return to your previous occupation or lifestyle!
The evidence suggests
The available proof indicates
She has other interests
She has additional motivations or intentions
If it's her who's using him
If she is the one taking advantage of him
He's exceptionally dim
He is remarkably foolish
To see an underdog succeed
To witness an disadvantaged individual triumph
Is the encouragement I need
Is the motivation that I require
Opportunity is back!
Opportunity has returned!
If she can make it by her efforts in the sack
If she can achieve success through sexual relationships
Then a man who offers more
Then a man who provides greater opportunities
Me! Will have the world beat
I will surpass the world
A pathway to his door
A route to his residence or position
Things have reached a pretty pass
The situation has become quite dire
When someone pretty lower class
When an attractive individual from a lower social stratum
Graceless and vulgar, uninspired
Lacking elegance, crude, without inspiration
Can be accepted and admired
Can be embraced and respected
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