I AM NOT A MORON!
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Cara Mia Addio Cara bella, cara mia bella! Mia bambina, o Chell! Ché la…
PotatOS Lament Potato lacrimosa Potato po uota Diva me a atra anima evicta …
Still Alive This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It…
Want You Gone Well here we are again It's always such a pleasure Remembe…





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Whoknowswhat

Here’s the funny thing about Wheatley calling you “Tiny and insignificant”

We’ve been shown very early on that Wheatley has a tendency to project his own feelings onto other people. Like when he says this just before you enter GLaDOS’s ruined chamber:

“So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be a tremendous time to voice them… Riggght now. In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open."

Only to then follow that up with

“Okay, I'm gonna lay my cards on the table: I don't wanna do it. I don't want to go in there. Don't... Don't go in there - She's off. She's off! Panic over! She's off. All fine! On we go."

And later on when GLaDOS is being reactivated, he projects his own fear and panic onto Chell

“Okay don't panic! Alright? Stop panicking! (Is the one panicking) I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password. It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm..."

So when Wheatley says this:

“Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant.”

It’s projection. He really means that about himself because only a few moments later, he follows that up with

“I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this.”

He’s the one who sees HIMSELF as “tiny and insignificant” and that amount of power on someone with an inferiority complex and low self esteem who craves validation and to feel like he’s important is a recipe for disaster. What Wheatley needs is therapy.

And no. I do not believe that Wheatley is actually a moron. He’s far too self aware and he does come up with clever ideas to help you (Coming up with the plan to disable GLaDOS’s defenses as well as figuring out the puzzle for the turret control center if you take too long to figure it out yourself). If anything, he’s as smart as the average person. FAR from being “the dumbest moron who ever lived”

What I think is that Wheatley is very clearly mentally ill, insecure and emotionally unstable. I mean, if you were called stupid from the moment you were born and then treated unfairly due to nobody having any faith in you over a label or assigned purpose / social status that you had no say or control over, you would come out of it with some deeply rooted psychological issues as well.

And then having the chassis amplify his neurosis and give him an addiction to the solution euphoria comparable to that of a cocaine addiction (as stated by the developers) only made things worse. Because now he’s engaging in the robot equivalent of substance abuse and elevated power/social status to cope with his inferiority complex.

Chances are that Wheatley has never received any validation or recognition for anything good he’s ever done in his life. And when GLaDOS said that he didn’t do anything and that Chell did all the work, he got upset and immediately assumed that Chell agreed with her, prompting him to turn against Chell. Because he thought she was turning against him like seemingly everyone else who had ever doubted him.



Rachel McDang

"Oh! Sorry, the lift. Sorry. I keep forgetting." the lift starts going up "This body is amazing, seriously! I can't get over how small you are! But I'm HUGE!!" Wheatley starts laughing, but it turns from innocent to evil "...Actually, why do we have to leave RIGHT now?"

and

Wheatley: "Ah. See that? That is a potato battery. It's a toy for children. And now she lives in it." laughs
GLaDOS: quietly "I know you..."
Wheatley: "Sorry, what?"
GLaDOS: "The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down. Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream if terrible ideas."
Wheatley: "No! I'm not listening! I'm not listening!"
GLaDOS: "It was YOUR voice."
Wheatley: "No! No! You're LYING! You're LYING!"
GLaDOS: "Yes. You're the tumor. You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron."
Wheatley: "I AM NOT! A! MORON!"
GLaDOS: "YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE MORON THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!"
Wheatley: breaks the glass with GLaDOS "Well how about now?! NOW WHO'S A MORON?! Could a MORON! PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT?! Huh?! Could a moron do THAT?! Uh oh..." the floor beneath you breaks 



All comments from YouTube:

Skeleton

Wheatley’s betrayal was honestly so sad. Before you get in the elevator pretty much all of his dialogue is about how he and chell can escape together. He really was planning on giving up his power and escape to the surface with chell. He was so selfless

Fäzzy

Exactly, i neve saw him as a villian, i saw him as somebody that was acting over his emotions instead of his reasoning, he was only really angry and sad at his own existance and couldn't handle it anymore. It's honestly quite depressing

Skeleton

@ailights well, he already was being corrupted before GLaDOS made him mad. But yeah, GLaDOS def shared in making him worse

Socially Undead

Not to mention he was incredibly damaged by GLaDOS and was clearly having some issues. He just seemed surprisingly human. When he finally got the power to stand up for himself he went crazy with it. Ultimately, he just wanted to be free to be whatever he wanted. You can even see as the testing program starts torturing him near the end. He was never designed to handle that weight.

Hgre

@Socially Undead he plans to escape the facility because he know that there will be a nuclear meltdown, with another subject, of course they all died except Chell because they have peanut brain unlike Wheatley

Uuan

​@Hgre *would have all died

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Whoknowswhat

Here’s the funny thing about Wheatley calling you “Tiny and insignificant”

We’ve been shown very early on that Wheatley has a tendency to project his own feelings onto other people. Like when he says this just before you enter GLaDOS’s ruined chamber:

“So. If you've got any reservations whatsoever about this plan, now would be a tremendous time to voice them… Riggght now. In case you thought to yourself, 'I've missed the window of time to voice my reservations.' Still open."

Only to then follow that up with

“Okay, I'm gonna lay my cards on the table: I don't wanna do it. I don't want to go in there. Don't... Don't go in there - She's off. She's off! Panic over! She's off. All fine! On we go."

And later on when GLaDOS is being reactivated, he projects his own fear and panic onto Chell

“Okay don't panic! Alright? Stop panicking! (Is the one panicking) I can still stop this. Ahh. Oh there's a password. It's fine. I'll just hack it. Not a problem... umm..."

So when Wheatley says this:

“Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant.”

It’s projection. He really means that about himself because only a few moments later, he follows that up with

“I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this.”

He’s the one who sees HIMSELF as “tiny and insignificant” and that amount of power on someone with an inferiority complex and low self esteem who craves validation and to feel like he’s important is a recipe for disaster. What Wheatley needs is therapy.

And no. I do not believe that Wheatley is actually a moron. He’s far too self aware and he does come up with clever ideas to help you (Coming up with the plan to disable GLaDOS’s defenses as well as figuring out the puzzle for the turret control center if you take too long to figure it out yourself). If anything, he’s as smart as the average person. FAR from being “the dumbest moron who ever lived”

What I think is that Wheatley is very clearly mentally ill, insecure and emotionally unstable. I mean, if you were called stupid from the moment you were born and then treated unfairly due to nobody having any faith in you over a label or assigned purpose / social status that you had no say or control over, you would come out of it with some deeply rooted psychological issues as well.

And then having the chassis amplify his neurosis and give him an addiction to the solution euphoria comparable to that of a cocaine addiction (as stated by the developers) only made things worse. Because now he’s engaging in the robot equivalent of substance abuse and elevated power/social status to cope with his inferiority complex.

Chances are that Wheatley has never received any validation or recognition for anything good he’s ever done in his life. And when GLaDOS said that he didn’t do anything and that Chell did all the work, he got upset and immediately assumed that Chell agreed with her, prompting him to turn against Chell. Because he thought she was turning against him like seemingly everyone else who had ever doubted him.

bee man

i apprecciate the effort of making an entire diddly dang essay for wheatley's mistreatment but the saddest thing about him is that his name is wheatley

Whoknowswhat

@bee man He most likely named himself Wheatley because he didn’t want to be known as the “Intelligence Dampening Sphere.”

Yeetus Deletus

"...you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage." *is the one designed to have brain damage*

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