The Courtesy Call
The Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory is the moniker of Mike Mora… Read Full Bio ↴The Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory is the moniker of Mike Morasky, a composer for Valve. The laboratory is part of the Aperture Science Laboratory, researching psychoacoustics to enhance the immersive and multidimensional experience generated by Valve's most widely lauded game, Portal and its successor Portal 2.

According to Aperture, "Whether you’re a mega-science corporation with decades of test experience, or a young start-up liberating your first test subject from non-testing with a chloroform-soaked rag, Aperture guarantees results. Wake up your test subject, open the chamber door, and press play—let Aperture’s patent-pending rhythmic compliance enhancers do the rest." Thus far, three volumes of material have been made available and are all free to download from here: http://www.thinkwithportals.com/music.php

The Courtesy Call
Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory Lyrics


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Cara Mia Addio Cara bella, cara mia bella! Mia bambina, o Chell! Ché la…
PotatOS Lament Potato lacrimosa Potato po uota Diva me a atra anima evicta …
Still Alive This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It…
Want You Gone Well here we are again It's always such a pleasure Remembe…





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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@jackofalltrades8412

"Hello, and good morning. You have been in suspension for 9,9,9,9,9..."

"Hello? Can you hear me? Can you open the door for me?"

"Hello?"

"Hmm, maybe Spanish."

"Hola, amigo! Co-- no maybe not..."


"No, it's okay, it's not like theres 10000 other bloody test subjects begging for me to help them escape! Its not like the place is about to EXPLODE!"

"Its fair-- fairly urgent so could you just please open the door!"

"AHH! You look terr-- good, looking good!"

"Are you okay, are you-- don't answer that, im sure youre fine. There plenty of time to recover, just take it slow."

Announcer: "Prepare for emergency evacuation."

Wheatley: "Prepare! That's all they're saying, prepare."

"Now, most people have cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension, you have been under for... quite alot longer so you MAY have a minor case of serious brain damage."



@ManaGoober

“Alright, you might want to hang onto something.”
“I think there’s a docking station here.”
“I’m gonna attempt a manual override on it.”
“Can you hear me?”
“That was, in fact not a docking station.”
“Hold on tight!”
“Who would tell little Wheatly.”
“And who’s to blame when the officer comes in and see’s the 100 thousand flipping vegetables?!”
“Nooo… nobody would tell Wheatly, who was supposed to be in charge!”
“This test was made for advanced test subjects,”
“Well atleast you have jumping on you’re side.”
“Good luck.”



All comments from YouTube:

@spectrumdash3070

Wheatley: Say Apple
Me: That word is forbidden, I work for Microsoft.

@bettercetacean

LMAO i died of laughter reading this comment nice one

@n-sanecrashfan1820

Wheatley: Let me put it in a sentence...
Me: NO!!! Microsoft watches me
logo walks in
Logo: don't you say it
Wheatley: falls

@depressedkermit3752

Wheatley:well, thats close enough

@NepgearGM6.1

Wheatley: say Apple
Me: iPhone

@multiverseone8115

I'll just jump for "jump into it" A.K.A xbox 360 subtitle.

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@FUNKe

Portal 2 is more of an interactive movie than a Game. And i love it.

@mattvii9228

oh my god i bet you feel so incredibly wrong now

@RomanSnow

@AbandonHope VII What do you mean?

@mattvii9228

because 99% of ps4 games are like this. and portal is nowhere near an interactive movie outside of the opening chapter

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