Brainstorm
Arctic Monkeys尀 Lyrics

Brian
The singer addresses someone named Brian, who is described as calm, collected, and commanding.

Top marks for not trying
Brian is congratulated for his success without appearing to put in much effort.

So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
The singer sarcastically praises Brian for making everything look easy and effortless.

We're grateful and so strangely comforted
Despite the sarcasm, the artist admits to feeling grateful and comforted by Brian's soothing presence.

And I wonder
The artist expresses doubt and curiosity about Brian's motives and intentions.

Are you putting us under
The singer suspects that Brian may be manipulating or deceiving them in some way.

Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt
The singer acknowledges Brian's fashion sense and the attention it draws.

And ties combination
The artist notes Brian's choice of shirt and tie, which add to his fashionable appearance.

Well see ya later Innovator!
The artist sarcastically bids farewell to Brian, calling him an innovator for his style.

Some want to kiss some want to kick you
The artist comments on the mixed feelings Brian inspires in others.

There's not a net you couldn't slip through
The singer describes Brian as being able to handle any situation with ease.

Or at least that's the impression I get
The artist acknowledges that their perception of Brian may not be entirely accurate.

Cause you're smooth and you're wet
The singer uses sensual language to describe Brian's demeanor and appearance.

And she's not aware yet, but she's yours
The singer suggests that Brian has a way of attracting and seducing others without them realizing it.

She'll be sayin' "Use me"
The singer envisions a woman being so taken with Brian that she offers herself to him.

Show me the Jacuzzi
The artist imagines the woman wanting to indulge in a lavish experience with Brian.

I imagine that it's there on a plate
The artist imagines everything coming easily to Brian, without him having to put in much effort or work for it.

You're our rendezvous rate
The singer suggests that Brian is the go-to person for social or romantic encounters.

Means you'll never be frightened
The singer believes that Brian is fearless and unafraid of taking risks.

To make em wait for a while
The artist suspects that Brian likes to keep people waiting or guessing.

I doubt it's your style
The artist expresses skepticism that Brian would enjoy making others wait.

Not to get what you set
The artist implies that Brian is successful in achieving his goals and desires.

Out to acquire
The singer acknowledges that Brian is goal-oriented and driven to get what he wants.

The eyes are on fire
The artist describes a sense of passion or intensity in Brian's gaze.

You are the un-forecasted storm
The singer uses dramatic language to describe Brian, as someone who unexpectedly shakes things up and causes a stir.