12 Fake Tales Of San Francisco
Arctic Monkeys Lyrics


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Fake tales of San Francisco
Echo through the room
More point to a wedding disco
Without a bride or groom
And there's a super cool band, yeah
With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine
And all the weekend rock stars are in the toilet
Practicing their lines

I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you, no
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you
I don't want to hear your

Fake tales of San Francisco
Echo through the air
And there's a few bored faces at the back
All wishing they weren't there

And as the microphone squeaks
A young girl's telephone beeps
Yeah, she's dashing for the exit
Oh, she's running to the streets outside
"Oh, you've saved me," she screams down the line
"The band were fucking wank
And I'm not having a nice time"

I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you, no




(Kick me out, kick me out)

Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing, though
So all that's left
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf

He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
I don't quite know the distance
But I'm sure that's far
Yeah I'm sure it's pretty far

And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem
You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

Overall Meaning

The Arctic Monkeys' "Fake Tales of San Francisco" is a satirical take on the music industry and the culture surrounding it. The song paints a picture of a pretentious, overhyped band playing at a wedding disco. The singer is unimpressed with the performance, and sees through the facade of the musicians' trilbys and white wine. The song highlights the inauthenticity of these weekend rockstars, who are more interested in practicing their lines in the toilets than genuinely connecting with their audience.


The chorus, "I don't want to hear your fake tales of San Francisco," is a direct commentary on the tendency of musicians to romanticize certain cities or musical movements in order to appear more legitimate or edgy. The song suggests that this kind of cultural appropriation and posturing only serves to further distance the band from their audience.


The final verse, in which the singer sarcastically suggests that the bandwagon books should be put down, is a clear indictment of the music industry's tendency to produce formulaic, marketable music that lacks any real artistic or intellectual content. The song positions itself as a counter to this kind of commercialization and commodification of music, urging listeners to seek out authenticity rather than falling for the hype.


Line by Line Meaning

Fake Tales of San Francisco, Echo through the room, More point to a wedding disco, Without a bride or groom
The song is criticizing the fake stories and experiences that people adopt to seem cool and trendy. The image of a wedding disco without a bride or groom implies that people are aimlessly following certain trends and do not have a clear sense of direction.


There's a super cool band yeah, With their trilbys and their glasses of white wine, And all the weekend rockstars are in the toilets, Practicing their lines
The band and their audience are depicted as wannabe musicians and rockstars who care more about the appearance and image rather than the music itself. This highlights the idea of people faking it to fit into a trendy scene.


I don't want to hear you, (Kick me out, kick me out), I don't want to hear, you know, (Kick me out, kick me out), I don't want to hear you, (Kick me out, kick me out), I don't want to hear you, I don't want to hear your
The repetition of 'kick me out' suggests that the singer wants to distance themselves from the fake tales and people. The singer is not interested in listening to the lies and fake stories that these people are telling.


Fake Tales of San Francisco, Echo through the air, And there's a few bored faces at the back, All wishing they weren't there
The repetition of the opening line signifies that people are still discussing the fake tales, but now, there are a few people at the back who are bored and frustrated with the situation. They might have realized that they don't belong in this scene and are starting to question it.


And as the microphone squeaks, A young girl's telephone beeps, Yeah she's dashing for the exit, Oh she's running to the streets outside, 'Oh you've saved me,' she screams down the line, 'The band were fucking wank, And I'm not having a nice time'
The young girl in this verse represents someone who got caught up in the fake tale and decided to leave the scene because she realized it wasn't worth her time or energy. She confesses over the phone that the band was terrible and that she wasn't enjoying herself.


Yeah but his bird said it's amazing, though, So all that's left, Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
The line 'his bird said it's amazing' implies that people are blindly following others' opinions, even if they don't really believe in them. This highlights how people tend to follow trends or people they're interested in without really thinking for themselves, thus being blind and deaf to their own intellect and beliefs.


He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar, I don't quite know the distance, But I'm sure that's far, Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty far
The singer is making fun of people who pretend to be from San Francisco, a trendy and cool city, but are actually from a completely different place. He doesn't know the exact distance between San Francisco and Hunter's Bar but implies that they are far away, suggesting that the person is pretending to be cooler than they actually are.


And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem, You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham, So get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The artist is directly addressing someone and essentially telling them to stop pretending to be from a certain place or following certain trends just to seem cool. By saying 'get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook,' he is asking people to stop following trends blindly and start thinking for themselves.


Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
The repetition of this line serves as a chorus and emphasizes the main message of the song - stop pretending and start being yourself. The artist wants people to stop following trends and faking their experiences just to seem cool.




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Written by: Alex Turner

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Beatriz

Fake Tales of San Francisco
Echo through the room
More point to a wedding disco
Without a bride or groom
There's a super cool band yeah
With their trilbys and their glasses of white wine
And all the weekend rockstars are in the toilets
Practicing their lines

I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear, you know
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you
I don't want to hear your

Fake Tales of San Francisco
Echo through the air
And there's a few bored faces at the back
All wishing they weren't there

And as the microphone squeaks
A young girl's telephone beeps
Yeah she's dashing for the exit
Oh she's running to the streets outside
"Oh you've saved me, " she screams down the line
"The band were fucking wank
And I'm not having a nice time"

I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear, you know
(Kick me out, kick me out)

Yeah but his bird said it's amazing, though
So all that's left
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf

He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
I don't quite know the distance
But I'm sure that's far
Yeah I'm sure it's pretty far

And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem
You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook



All comments from YouTube:

GAVINJ 145

That "love's not only blind but deaf" line is genius

Isabella Balsom

Alex is a genius

Prisca Zeni

Mdrrrrrrr i'm dead

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ahenderson1989

alex turner is a genius. who else could come up with lyrics such as "so all thats left, is the proof that loves not only blind but deaf" and "all the weekend rockstars in the toilets practicing their 'lines'". he is a true modern day poet that just happens to also play guitar and head probably the greatest band of their generation. amazing

Ben Townsend

Very underrated track on the album. Id place it above dancefloor.

Ben Townsend

I did name half the album but it just shows how good it is

Ben Townsend

@Sugar honestly view from the afternoon doesn't hit different like some of the others do. It's a good song but I don't like it as much for whatever reason. Id say my favourites are ACR, Mardy bum, FTOSF, FTRTTR, dancing shoes, when the sun goes down.

Sugar

Best track imo, maybe the view from the afternoon is better tho

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jkubed95

I tried listening to the Monkeys several times in the past 7 years or so. I could never really get into them. I respected the music and them as musicians, but it never really "clicked," you know? A few months ago on a whim I listened to a song off of AM and loved it. Listened to the whole album and loved all of it with a passion. It was on repeat for weeks. I then decided I needed to check out all of their work and I love all of that even more. They're currently my favorite band and I cannot understand how I didn't find all of their music kickass before.

Jimboringo

Honestly, they’re all my favourite

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