Brianstorm 
Arctic Monkeys Lyrics


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Brian
Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us
With your effortlessness
We're grateful and so strangely comforted
And I wonder
Are you putting us under
'Cause we can't take our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination?
Well, see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get
'Cause you're smooth, and you're wet
And she's not aware yet
But she's yours
She'll be saying, "use me
Show me the jacuzzi"
I imagine that it's there on a plate
Your whole rendezvous rate
Means that you'll never be frightened
To make them wait for a while
I doubt it's your style
Not to get what you set
Out to acquire, the eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm

(Brian) calm, collected and commanding
(Top marks for not trying)
You leave the other stories standing
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept 'cause you've stolen their

Thunder
Are you putting us under
'Cause we can't take our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination?





Well, see you later, innovator

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Brianstorm" by Arctic Monkeys seem to be an ode to a charismatic and confident person referred to as "Brian." The first verse praises Brian's lack of effort in being effortlessly cool and "smooth." Additionally, the lyrics imply that Brian has a way of turning heads and making people interested in him. The second verse seems to portray Brian as a player, who knows how to charm women and make them fall for him, even if it means putting on a show of lavish experiences like offering to show them a Jacuzzi. Despite the references to Brian being slick and calculated, the song doesn't seem to criticize him but instead implies that he is a force to be reckoned with and commands attention with his presence.


The chorus exhibits the admiration that the singer has for Brian and his ability to make a statement with just a simple T-shirt and tie combination. The song seems to be more about analyzing the qualities that make someone magnetic and alluring rather than casting judgement on the person themselves. The repeated phrases of "top marks for not trying" and "see you later, innovator" highlight the admiration and fascination for Brian's seemingly effortless demeanor.


Line by Line Meaning

Brian
Refers to someone who is cool and confident


Top marks for not trying
Brian is being praised for being so effortless in his coolness


So kind of you to bless us
The singer is being sarcastic, suggesting that Brian thinks he's doing them a favor by existing


With your effortlessness
Brian's effortless demeanor is what makes him cool


We're grateful, so strangely comforted
The artist is suggesting that Brian's coolness makes them feel better about themselves, even though they don't necessarily like him


And I wonder
The singer is curious about something


Are you putting us under
The singer is suggesting that Brian's coolness has some kind of power over them


'Cause we can't take our eyes
The artist and others are captivated by Brian's coolness


Off the t-shirt and ties combination?
Brian's clothing contributes to his coolness


Well, see you later, innovator
The artist is being sarcastic, suggesting that Brian is not actually innovative


Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
Brian elicits different reactions from different people


There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Brian is so slick, he could get out of any situation


Or at least that's the impression I get
The singer is not sure if this is actually true


'Cause you're smooth, and you're wet
Brian is both cool and confident, and possibly a ladies' man


And she's not aware yet
A woman is oblivious to Brian's charms


But she's yours
Brian will likely win her over, because he always gets what he wants


She'll be saying, use me
The woman will be eager to please Brian


Show me the jacuzzi
The woman is interested in having a good time with Brian


I imagine that it's there, on a plate
Brian has probably already planned out how the night will go


You're whole rendezvous rate
Brian is experienced in these types of situations


Means that you'll never be frightened
Brian is never afraid to take risks


To make them wait for a while
Brian likes to keep people waiting, because it makes him seem more desirable


I doubt it's your style
The singer thinks Brian doesn't like to wait himself


Not to get what you set
Brian always gets what he wants


Out to acquire the eyes are on fire
Brian's presence makes people excited and interested


You are the unforecasted storm
Brian is unexpected, but has a powerful impact on people


Hup
Not sure what this means, possibly just an exclamation


Calm, collected and commanding
Brian is always cool and in control


(Top marks for not trying)
The artist is being sarcastic, suggesting that Brian is not actually trying very hard


You leave the other stories standing
Brian is more interesting than anyone else


With your renditions and jokes
Brian is entertaining and funny


Bet there's hundreds of blokes
Many people are jealous of Brian


That have wept 'cause you've stolen their
Brian has taken attention away from other people


Thunder
Refers to people's attention and interest


Are you putting us under
The singer is suggesting that Brian has an influence on people


'Cause we can't take our eyes
People are captivated by Brian's coolness and charisma


Off the t-shirt and ties combination
Brian's clothing contributes to his coolness


Well, see you later, innovator
The singer is being sarcastic, suggesting that Brian is not actually innovative




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Written by: Alex Turner

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@masonchin4705

Brian
Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us
With your effortlessness
We're grateful and so strangely comforted
And I wonder
Are you putting us under
'Cause we can't take our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination?
Well, see you later, innovator
Some want to kiss, some want to kick you
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get
'Cause you're smooth, and you're wet
And she's not aware yet
But she's yours
She'll be saying, "use me
Show me the jacuzzi"
I imagine that it's there on a plate
Your whole rendezvous rate
Means that you'll never be frightened
To make them wait for a while
I doubt it's your style
Not to get what you set
Out to acquire, the eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm
calm, collected and commanding
(Top marks for not trying)
You leave the other stories standing
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept 'cause you've stolen their
Thunder
Are you putting us under
'Cause we can't take our eyes
Off the t-shirt and ties combination?
Well, see you later, innovator



All comments from YouTube:

@xiaria

THE RANDOM STOCK IMAGES AT BRIAN AND JACUZZI ARE TAKING ME TF OUT

@Futurefighter4900

@@SpoopyKatt you're above this aaron

@donnnut

@@SpoopyKatt hnmmmmnmm

@charlottelouise2208

SAME

@adrianarcos2627

IM DYING OF LAUGHTER HELP IM DYING HAHAHA

@eukyre

dont forget when he says thunder lol

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@asb4938

this song makes me wanna do everything really quickly.

@serenaabraham5769

lmaoo yea

@ReeceyBoy_4

Same bro haha

@rendangisnotcrispy1863

As quickly as peter griffin on redbull?

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