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Fake Tales of San Francisco
by Arctic Monkeys

Fake tales of San Francisco
Echo through the room
More point to a wedding disco
Without a bride or groom
And there's a super cool band, yeah
With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine
And all the weekend rock stars are in the toilet
Practicing their lines

I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you, no
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you
I don't want to hear your

Fake tales of San Francisco
Echo through the air
And there's a few bored faces at the back
All wishing they weren't there

And as the microphone squeaks
A young girl's telephone beeps
Yeah, she's dashing for the exit
Oh, she's running to the streets outside
"Oh, you've saved me," she screams down the line
"The band were fucking wank
And I'm not having a nice time"

I don't want to hear you
(Kick me out, kick me out)
I don't want to hear you, no
(Kick me out, kick me out)

Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing, though
So all that's left
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf

He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
I don't quite know the distance
But I'm sure that's far
Yeah I'm sure it's pretty far

And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem
You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook

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Written by: Alex Turner

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michael numbarez

Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not and Favourite Worst Nightmare are true masterpieces.

ziplictic

Humbug as well

EddieIdek

You really aren’t wrong

Joaquin del Fresno

@Carson Huff Respect opinions, in my opinion suck it and see was very few good songs. Humbug otherwise is a great album, i personally dont love it. Seeing objectively, WPSIATWIN, humbug and FWN are their best albums.

Joaquin del Fresno

@profesormota yes it is wtf

Daniel Fattouh

Too true

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Chris Saunders

AH DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU
KICK MEOWTH
KICK MEOWTH

Филипп Якутин

pikaaaaaCHUUUUUUUUUU

Giacomo Mansilla

Sounds like that because of his accent, Sheffield Accent lol

Caca

meow

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