Cable Access Follies
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti Lyrics


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Tell me, tell me (?)
Tell me (?)
Tell me what's good about TV
Tell me what's up with that noise?
I don't like no screen TV, that is why I own the cable TV
I don't like no screen TV, that is why I own the cable TV
Show me the way to the nearest cable access follies
Give me the remote control
Show me the way to the nearest cable access follies

Cable access follies, cable access follies
Cable access follies, cable access follies, cable access

Show me the way to the nearest cable access follies
Give me the remote control
Show me what's good about you?
Tell me what the fuck's up with that noise?
I don't like those screens, cable TV
I don't like those screens, cable TV
I don't like those screens, cable TV

Cable access follies, cable access follies
Cable access follies, cable access follies, cable access access

Channel Z, channel ZZ Top, channel ZZ Top, channel ZZ Top





Got to get cable, got VH1 now

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Cable Access Follies" seem to be a critique of mainstream television, and a celebration of the obscure, low-budget programming of cable access channels. The repetition of the lines "Tell me, tell me / Tell me" and "Show me the way" suggest a desire for information and guidance, perhaps from those who are in the know about the best and most interesting shows to watch on cable access. The refrain of "Cable access follies" and "Give me the remote control" further emphasize a longing for control over what is being watched, and a frustration with the limitations of mainstream programming.


The line "I don't like no screen TV, that is why I own the cable TV" could be interpreted as a rejection of the homogenization of television content in the digital age, with its reliance on screens and streaming services. By owning cable TV, the singer is able to seek out and curate programming that is not readily available on popular streaming platforms. The repetition of "I don't like those screens, cable TV" further emphasizes this point.


Line by Line Meaning

Tell me, tell me (?)
I'm curious and would like to learn more information from someone else.


Tell me (?)
Reiterating the previous statement, expressing a desire for knowledge.


Tell me what's good about TV
Explain the positive aspects or benefits of watching television.


Tell me what's up with that noise?
What is the origin or reason behind the unpleasant, loud disturbance?


I don't like no screen TV, that is why I own the cable TV
I dislike televisions with screens, which is why I have opted to purchase cable television services instead.


Show me the way to the nearest cable access follies
Please direct me to the closest venue to watch locally-produced content on cable television.


Give me the remote control
Pass me the device that allows one to change the channels on the television.


Cable access follies, cable access follies
Repeating the name of the program being sought after for emphasis and memorization.


Show me what's good about you?
Please provide examples of your positive attributes or characteristics.


Tell me what the fuck's up with that noise?
Requesting an explanation for the loud, bothersome disturbance being experienced.


I don't like those screens, cable TV
I prefer to watch television on cable services rather than on screens.


Channel Z, channel ZZ Top, channel ZZ Top, channel ZZ Top
Naming and emphasizing the channels of interest, particularly ZZ Top's channel.


Got to get cable, got VH1 now
Expressing satisfaction with the acquisition of cable television services, and naming one of the channels being enjoyed.




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