I am
Army Lyrics

I am a Liberace fan
I am a fan of Liberace's flamboyant style and extravagant performances.

A megastar in glam I am
I am a larger-than-life superstar in the world of glamour and extravagance.

I am what Bobby is to Pam
I am an essential and inseparable part of a glamorous and influential power couple, like Bobby Brown and Pam Grier.

Khashoggi to Iran I am
I am a figure of wealth and power, similar to Adnan Khashoggi, who was a prominent businessman and arms dealer with connections to Iran.

Looking in the mirror
When I gaze at my reflection,

The beauty that I see
I see a level of beauty and perfection that is unmatched by anyone else.

It's hard to be this grand for free
It takes an immense amount of wealth and resources to maintain such a grand persona and extravagant lifestyle.

Beg or steal or borrow
Even if you beg, steal, or borrow,

You'll never live to be
You could never hope to become

A charismatic star like me
A magnetic, larger-than-life star like myself.

God created man from dust
According to the Bible, God created humanity from dust, as the first man, Adam.

And man replied with sin and lust
However, humanity has a tendency towards sin and lust, despite their divine origins.

Eternal youth on solid ground
Despite humanity's imperfections, they have been given the ability to live eternally after death if they live righteous lives.

Beauty makes the world go round
The pursuit of beauty and aesthetic perfection is one of the driving forces of human society.

Amen
So be it.

I am the pinnacle of man
I am the ultimate representation of human achievement and perfection.

A superselling brand I am
I am a highly successful, marketable entity, much like a brand or product.

I am a record label scam
I am a shady, deceptive operation within the music industry, exploiting artists and customers alike.

The biggest in Japan I am
I am a massive presence and influence in the culture and entertainment industry of Japan.

Entering the ballrooms
As I swagger into a luxurious ballroom,

The clocks come to a still
All attention is drawn to me, and every other activity or concern becomes secondary.

The multimillionaires I thrill
Even the wealthiest and most powerful individuals in attendance are captivated and impressed by me.

Headline of the columns
I am the focal point of every news column and media outlet.

My duellantes I kill
I dominate and vanquish my rivals and challengers with ease.

The pantheon obeys my will
Even the gods and higher powers seem to be aligned with and at the mercy of my desires and goals.

Law of nature since big bang
The inherent laws and principles of the universe have been in place since the birth of existence.

Cry like young Wurther Sturm und Drang
Individuals have been experiencing intense and often irrational emotions, like the singer of the 18th-century novel The Sorrows of Young Werther.

And louder than the wall of sound
Even amidst the loudest and most deafening of noises and distractions,

Beauty makes the world go round
The drive for perfection and aesthetic beauty continues to permeate and influence human society.

Egomaniac
Someone who is obsessively focused on their own ego and self-image, often to the detriment of those around them.

God created man from dust
The Bible's account of the creation of humanity from the dust of the earth.

And man replied with sin and lust
However, rather than living up to their divine origins, humanity has shown a propensity towards sin and carnal desire.

You're so selfish
You are completely self-centered and unconcerned with the feelings or needs of others.

You son of a
A vulgar insult directed towards someone's mother.

Amen
So be it.

It's real it's grand I am
I am the real deal, a true spectacle of grandeur and extravagance.