The Torture Papers
Army of the Pharaohs Lyrics

Yeah, muthafuckas! AotP in the building!
Army of the Pharaohs is here, listen up!

Pazmanian Devil!
Vinnie Paz is about to spit fire!

Celph Titled!
Celph Titled is a lyrical serpent!

Planetary, OS! Apathy!
Planetary, OS and Apathy are here too and ready to go!

What's the deal, baby?
What's up, are you ready to witness greatness?

We mobbin' on you muthafuckas!
We're coming at you hard!

If there's one thing for certain, Celph Titled's a serpent
Celph Titled is certain in his ability to slither and outshine others.

Put on this earth on purpose to change the ocean's current
He was put on this planet to change the world, just like the current of the ocean.

Into tidal waves and lava, Secret government labs in Nevada
He has the power to cause destruction, like a tidal wave or lava, and even secret government labs can't handle it

Found fragments of my sentence and died instant
People who try to piece together his sentence cannot handle it and die instantly

From an infant to an emperor
He has been a master from birth, destined to rule.

Dead Sea Scrolls mixed with gangsta shit, my literature
His literature is epic and mixes ancient wisdom with modern gangsta themes.

Annihilate entire societies, nothin' left to salvage
He has the power to destroy whole civilizations, leaving nothing behind.

Next mornin', loungin' on a tropic beach, gettin' drunk, talkin' about it
He's so powerful, he can destroy societies and still have time to relax afterwards

We might move in silence, not revealin' our plot
Army of the Pharaohs moves quietly and doesn't reveal their strategy

No alcohol in your system, but you'll be feelin' the shots
They don't need alcohol to make you feel their rhymes like a shot to the system.

So many pistols, I'm the 45 King
He is the king of the 45 caliber pistol

Yes the Pharaohs is the new Flavor Unit, it's a fortified thing
Army of the Pharaohs is the new Flavor Unit, a group of strong and talented individuals.

And it's "A" 'cause we animals, "O" 'cause we ominous
The initials of Army of the Pharaohs stand for Animals and Ominous.

"T" 'cause we tyrants and, "P" 'cause we're prominent
The initials also stand for Tyrants and Prominent

On all continents, our contents incite mosh pits
Their music is worldwide and makes people go wild.

Products of our environment, we Designed to be Violent
They are the result of their environment, raised to be violent.

And the Hologram showed you that, the prophecy was golden
Their music is a prophecy and a message, delivered through a hologram.

The Torture Papers, hands catch on fire when they hold it
Their music is so hot, it can literally set hands on fire when holding their album.

The game's changed, now there's more than 5 Perfect Exerters
The rap game has gotten harder and they are the only Perfect Exerters in the game.

Hang my portrait on the wall and you can frame me for murder
He is so hard, you can frame him for murder just by hanging his portrait on the wall.

I'm a arson, y'all live y'all lives in coffins
Planetary is a force of destruction and sees life as a prison.

I can hear y'all hatin' (The walls are thin)
He can hear people hate on him, but it doesn't matter because the walls are thin.

Apathetic, call the paramedics, we had to set it
Army of the Pharaohs are not apathetic but are lethal and take down anyone who challenges them.

It's a war of words, they got lost inside the sentence
The battle they engage in is so fierce, others get lost and cannot compete with their lyrics.

I'm diggin' graves, put the switch to my blade
Planetary is digging metaphorical graves for his opponents, and he's ready to use his knife.

Shank a nigga just for lookin' at me, get up on stage
He's so hard, he might stab someone just for looking at him the wrong way.

When I say "Throw your hands up," better keep 'em up
When he asks for people to throw their hands up, they better keep them up or face the consequences.

'Cause niggas is creepin' up with heaters up
Other rappers are trying to challenge him and he's ready to fight back.

And nigga, you soft, I'll take you to lunch and feed you a corpse
He thinks other rappers are soft and would even serve them a dead corpse for lunch.

Wash it down with OE, see nigga, I boss
He's the boss and would drink Olde English while eating a corpse.

Celph bring guns and smoke, I bring rum and the coke
Celph brings the weapons and drugs, while Planetary brings the alcohol and cocaine.

Love my wife, that's why I never had no love for a ho
Planetary is devoted to his wife and has no respect for women who sell their bodies.

What, you don't know? I spit it with a propane flow
He's so hot, he spits fire like propane gas.

Cocaine-to-the-nose rap, that's why Plan' about to blow
He raps about cocaine, which is why he's about to become big.

So let's go, take a walk with a menace
Join him and experience the danger.

Alcoholic nigga, showin' 40's love like tennis
He loves alcohol and drinks 40s like a pro tennis player.

I'm the product of angels and demons, cocaine and weedin'
Apathy embodies both the good and evil, and also drugs.

Eight different reasons the A-P is breathin'
He has eight different reasons to keep living and to keep spitting fire.

Language I'm speakin' is ancient as Eden
His language is ancient and wise, like the Garden of Eden.

Where snakes had Eve eatin' Satan's semen
He references the story of Adam and Eve, where Eve was convinced to eat the forbidden fruit by a serpent, metaphorically referred to as Satan's semen.

A top dollar pharmaceutical block scholar
He's a top tier lyricist and academic, always bringing his A game.

Pop my collar like a bionic rottweiler
He's fierce and proud and pops his collar like a bionic dog.

Molecules dissolve, I pass through walls
He has supernatural abilities and can pass through walls.

Solidify on the other side, grab my balls
He's so real and hard, he grabs his balls when on the other side of walls.

I'm the shit, bitch, flip bricks bigger than Egyptians
He's confident, and makes a ton of money by selling drugs, even more than ancient Egyptian traders

Dragged across sand to expand my shipment
He's so good at what he does, he can even transport drugs via caravan across deserts to expand his market.

Shapes are shiftin', liftin' more weight than pistons
He's constantly changing and evolving, and can lift more than pistons (engine parts).

Attila the Hun with a gun, keep your distance
He's a warrior like Attila the Hun with a gun, and people should stay away.

Toss UFO's and foes like a discus
He easily defeats enemies, and throws them like a discus (an Olympic sport).

The size of Godzilla, dick bigger than bridges
He's huge and powerful and even has a large penis.

Wicked as a wizard with a liquid elixir
He's so talented and skilled that he's like a wizard with a magic potion.

Stick to the script, I'm spittin' the unholiest scripture
He's a master of his craft and is rewriting the bible with his words.

And y'all are just now goin' through your thug phase
Other rappers are still new to the game and are just starting to establish themselves.

While I blast like flash grenades in drug raids
Apathy is a force to be reckoned with and brings destruction like a military raid.

Try to criticize me, you little rappin'-ass groupie
Other rappers try to criticize Apathy, but they have no standing in the game.

Y'all as corny as muthafuckas who clap at the movies
Others who criticize are just as corny as those who clap at movies.

The Army of the Pharaohs, checks with six ceros
Army of the Pharaohs is a wealthy group with a ton of money.

Try to walk in my shoes and pop your Nike Air soles
Trying to be like Apathy will cause your shoes to pop like Air Jordans.

There's no mercy, so of course the haters
Army of the Pharaohs show no mercy to haters and naysayers.

Will get my autograph on The Torture Papers
Haters will end up loving them and even getting autographs on their album, The Torture Papers.