Mysterious Bruises
Art Brut Lyrics


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I've had one Zirtec, two Advil
With the drink that made me feel invincible

I don't know how I managed to do this
But I woke up this morning covered in bruises

I only dance to songs I like
So I was sat down most the night

I don't know how I managed to do this
I woke up this morning covered in bruises
Hahahaha

I found a bruise on my arm, one on my knee
I can feel some more in a place I can't see

Is this a new bruise, or has it been there forever?
When did I do it, I can't remember

Can't remember anything I've done
I fought the floor and the floor won
I can't remember anything I've done
I fought the floor and the floor won
I can't remember anything I've done
I fought the floor and the floor won
I can't remember anything I've done
I fought the floor and the floor won

I don't know how I managed to do this
But I woke up this morning covered in bruises

I'd finally decided to tell you how I felt
I mistakenly thought that the drink would help

I don't know what happened
The planets weren't aligned

I kept giving you a wink
You kept missing the sign

I can't remember anything I've done
I fought the floor and the floor won
I can't remember anything I've done
I fought the floor and the floor won
I can't remember anything I've done
I fought the floor and the floor won
I can't remember anything I've done
I fought the floor and the floor won

I finally managed to unravel the plot
It's not a happy ending, but it's the best that I've got

I woke up this morning covered in bruises
One Zirtec, two Advil are gonna get me through this

I finally managed to unravel the plot
It's not the happiest of endings, but it's the best that I've got

I finally managed to unravel the plot
It's not a happy ending, but it's the best that I've got

I had one Zirtec, two Advil
With the drink that made me feel invincible

I had one Zirtec, two Advil
Then I bounced around, just like a pinball

I had one Zirtec, two Advil
With the drink that made me feel invincible





I had one Zirtec, two Advil
Then I bounced around, just like a pinball

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Mysterious Bruises" by Art Brut describe the aftermath of a night of heavy drinking and partying. The singer of the song admits to having taken Zirtec and Advil with alcohol, which made them feel invincible, but ultimately resulted in them waking up covered in bruises. The singer cannot remember anything they did the night before and discovers multiple bruises on their body in places they cannot see. Despite feeling regretful for the night's events, the singer tries to find some positivity in the situation and ends the song by saying they have "finally managed to unravel the plot."


The song seems to be about the consequences of excessive drinking, and how it can cause individuals to lose control and experience potentially dangerous situations. The mention of wanting to confess their feelings to someone and the concept of missed signs suggests that the singer may have acted impulsively or inappropriately towards someone while under the influence. The repetition of the line "I can't remember anything I've done, I fought the floor and the floor won" emphasises the loss of control and the unintended consequences of drinking.


Overall, "Mysterious Bruises" is a cautionary tale that encourages listeners to be responsible when drinking and avoid putting themselves or others in potentially risky situations.


Line by Line Meaning

I've had one Zirtec, two Advil
Taking medication to help with pain or allergy before drinking


With the drink that made me feel invincible
Drinking a concoction that made them feel powerful


I don't know how I managed to do this
Uncertainty about how the bruises occurred


But I woke up this morning covered in bruises
Surprise and shock waking up with multiple injuries


I only dance to songs I like
Being choosy with music and selecting only favorite tunes to dance to


So I was sat down most the night
Spent more time sitting than dancing


Hahahaha
A nervous laugh in response to the strange situation


I found a bruise on my arm, one on my knee
Discovery of multiple bruises on different body parts


I can feel some more in a place I can't see
Sensing additional bruises that are difficult to see or locate


Is this a new bruise, or has it been there forever?
Questioning whether the bruise is recent or an old injury


When did I do it, I can't remember
Lack of memory about how the bruises were obtained


Can't remember anything I've done
Unable to recall any actions or events from the previous night


I fought the floor and the floor won
Falling and injuring oneself in the process


I'd finally decided to tell you how I felt
Intention to confess feelings to someone special


I mistakenly thought that the drink would help
Misguided belief that the drink would improve their courage or confidence


I don't know what happened
Lack of comprehension about the events that occurred


The planets weren't aligned
Feeling like one's luck was not in line with the universe


I kept giving you a wink
Attempt at making subtle advances towards someone


You kept missing the sign
The other person failed to pick up on the hints or signals


I finally managed to unravel the plot
Understanding the sequence of events leading to the bruises


It's not a happy ending, but it's the best that I've got
The conclusion is not ideal, but it is the only option available.


One Zirtec, two Advil are gonna get me through this
Belief that medication can alleviate the physical symptoms of the bruises


Then I bounced around, just like a pinball
Moving erratically or carelessly after consuming medication and alcohol




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: EDDIE ARGOS, FRIEDERIKE SIEPE, IAN WILSON, JASPER FULCHER, MIKE BREYER

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