Lark on My Go-Kart
Asher Roth Lyrics

Sitting on a truffet
I am currently situated on an elevated seat covered in a cushion

Puffing on the best cut buds
I am currently smoking the highest quality marijuana

Trying to get butt from Ms. Muffet
I am attempting to engage in sexual activity with a woman named Ms. Muffet

Me and Teddy Rockspins stirring up a ruckus
My friend Teddy Rockspins and I are causing a commotion

Egging all the houses, Smashing all the pumpkins
We are throwing eggs and causing damage to homes and Halloween decorations

Suck a dick butt-kiss
An insult to someone who is being overly supportive of authority figures

Chumps can't funk with the punk kids
Inferior people can't compete with the punk kids

Ash roth be the king of the blumpkins
I am the master of receiving oral sex while defecating

Any Tim Duncan
Anyone can be defeated, even the accomplished basketball player Tim Duncan

Spur off the moment
Take advantage of the situation

Let the whole world know I run shit
I am confident and successful

Jump ship quick
To quickly abandon something

Tell a friend that I'm dumb sick
Inform someone that I am extremely talented

Spit fungus that'll grow from a dung trip
My rhymes are contagious in the way that fungi grows from feces

Twist to a front flip
To perform an aerial acrobatic maneuver

Son that was some trick
That was an impressive feat

Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this
Girls will dance and grind to my music

Kinda like the blond Bob Sagget
My personality is similar to Bob Saget, a well-known comedian

Ash can get nasty
I am capable of acting inappropriately

Pass me a blunt and some captain
Give me a marijuana cigar and some Captain Morgan Rum

Chilling with an Ashley
Having a good time with a girl named Ashley

Heading to the mall
Going to a shopping center or complex

Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
Receiving manual stimulation of the penis while in the car

Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador
Feeling confident and courageous

Door matted whore with your words
A woman who is subservient or insignificant

Heard that before
I am familiar with what you said

Poor metaphor
Your figurative comparison is inadequate

Pedicure
A cosmetic treatment of the feet and toenails

Get your feet fixed
Take care of your personal issues

Walk in my shoes for a few you gon need it
Experience what I have gone through and you will understand why it is difficult

Yea got your Wii-Fit to practice your freeze with
You have a video game console to exercise and learn breakdancing with

Need a few weeks before you can compete with
It takes time to develop the necessary skills to match my abilities

Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp
My rapping style is aggressive and edgy

You can take a palsky
You will be impressed by what I am about to do

I'm a take lark on my go-kart
I am going to have an enjoyable experience while riding my go-kart

Mario Kart skills are outrageous
I am extremely skilled at the video game Mario Kart

Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
I will be the best at choosing which character in the game to play

Wait no erase it
Ignore what I just said

Meant to say a racer
I meant to refer to someone who participates in races

Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
I have replaced my modern device with an outdated one

Take off your blue tooth now dot com
Disconnect your wireless headset immediately

I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
I am shopping for food with attractive mothers

Bout thirty-five with at least two kids
Around 35 years old and has children

We can make out while my friend babysits
We can engage in a romantic exchange while my friend watches the children

All up in your fridge eating left over shit
I am scavenging for food that has been previously prepared

Tuna sandwich, Butterscotch, Crumpets, Cheetos be my choice of chip
I prefer to eat tuna sandwiches, butterscotch, crumpets, and Cheetos

I enjoy for a bit
I take pleasure in these foods for a brief period

Take a sip from my sips and then split
Drink from my alcoholic beverage and then leave

Roll that J up
Roll a marijuana joint

Is it rolled?
Has the joint been successfully rolled?

Hair like a troll doll
My hairstyle is very distinctive, similar to a toy character

Basketball shorts on
I am wearing shorts designed for basketball

Yea I'm a dork but I'm still holding court, ball up, Balla
Although I am uncool, I still have control of the situation

Y'all take to long get dolled up
You all take too much time preparing for an event

Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
I don't care if I appear unkempt or unprepared

Whom i trying to impress
I do not need to impress anyone in my current situation

Honey in the sundress
A woman wearing a light, summer dress that is attractive

With the breasts, luscious
She has large and full breasts

Just sent me a text
She has communicated with me through mobile messaging

O-M-G your the B-E-ST
She thinks I am the greatest

If you tryin' to have sex
If you are interested in engaging in sexual activity

I'm the best at it
I am highly skilled in this activity