A Fine Romance
Astaire Fred Lyrics
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A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)
A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
A fine romance, my dear Duchess
Two old fogies, we really need crutches
You're just as hard to land as the Γle-de-France! (France)
I haven't got a chance (chance), this is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good woman
My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman
You never give those orchids I send a glance
They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
This is a fine romance!
The lyrics to "A Fine Romance" by Fred Astaire depict a relationship that lacks passion and intimacy. The first stanza describes a romance without kisses, yet the singer still thinks it's a fine romance. The next stanza conveys frustration towards the lack of affection, as the singer compares himself and his partner to boring "hot tomatoes" and "yesterday's mashed potatoes". The third stanza communicates that the partner won't even "nestle" or "wrestle", indicating a complete absence of physical closeness. The final stanzas take a humorous tone but still highlight the unsatisfying nature of the relationship, through references to old age and failed attempts at gifting flowers.
Overall, the lyrics suggest that while the partnership may appear acceptable on the surface, there is a deep-seated dissatisfaction due to the lack of connection and passion.
Line by Line Meaning
A fine romance with no kisses
A romantic relationship with no physical intimacy
A fine romance, my friend, this is
Despite the lack of physical intimacy, this relationship is still wonderful
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)
We should be passionately and romantically involved
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)
You are emotionally detached and unresponsive
A fine romance, you won't nestle
You refuse to cuddle or get close physically
A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
You won't engage in any playful physical contact
You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You have never been playful or intimate enough to mess up my clothes
You never take a chance, this is a fine romance
You are too reserved and cautious to take any risks in this relationship
A fine romance, my good fellow
A sarcastic reference to the lack of passion and intimacy in their relationship
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You prioritize emotional detachment over passion and romance
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
You are extremely unemotional and detached
At least they flap their fins to express emotion
Even seals show more emotional expression than you do
A fine romance, my dear Duchess
Another sarcastic reference to the lack of passion and intimacy in their relationship
Two old fogies, we really need crutches
They are metaphorically old and need assistance to function in this relationship
You're just as hard to land as the Γle-de-France! (France)
You are just as difficult to win over as a large ship
I haven't got a chance (chance), this is a fine romance
I have no hope of achieving any level of intimacy or passion in this relationship
A fine romance, my good woman
Yet another sarcastic reference to the lack of passion and intimacy in their relationship
My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman
A nod to his partner's age and emotional detachment
You never give those orchids I send a glance
You show no appreciation or affection for the gifts and gestures I make towards you
They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
My gifts and gestures are as unappreciated and emotionally barren as cacti
This is a fine romance!
Sarcastically emphasizing just how unfulfilling and emotionally unsatisfying their relationship is
Lyrics Β© BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: Jerome Kern, Dorothy Fields
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@chrisnorman9980
This will never be outdated - itβs timeless.
@frannieo1707
I hope heaven is an art deco ballroom, with Fred Astaire waiting in top hat, tux. white tie and tails.
@the1920sand30s
That would be lovely Frannie :-) Thank you for watching and commenting, it's much appreciated! Have a nice weekend, Stu
@TomoyoTatar
IT BETTER BE!
@suanl004
It's funny, sweet, and something else you don't see nowadays - ADORABLE! π
@TheMuseSway
I will always love Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. They're my favorite musical, dancing duo <3.
@noodle2453
I swear theyβre just so perfect
@kurtsherrick2066
They were magic together. Last Saturday to get my mind Focused I watched Fred and Ginger all day. Back to a time when of real Stars. Today people just don't get it. I am thankful my parents let me stay up late and watch old movies with them.
@richardgornalle4536
These two are brilliant together. Screen magic.
@Tonetwisters
How could you dance with Ginger Rogers and hold her in your arms ... and NOT fall in love with her?