Facts
Astro Safari USA Lyrics

A horse is a zebra with all brown stripes
Horses and zebras are biologically similar animals with similar characteristics, the only thing that separates them is the color and location of the stripes on their body.

A lion is a gryphon who forgot his wings
A gryphon is a mythical creature with the head and wings of an eagle and the body of a lion. This line implies that a lion is similar to a gryphon without the wings.

A snake is a chameleon without his shoes
A chameleon changes its color to blend in with its environment. This line implies that a snake is similar to a chameleon without the ability to blend in by changing colors.

A dentist is a doctor but just for your tooth
A dentist is a medical professional who specializes in the treatment of teeth and gums. This line implies that a dentist is similar to a doctor but with a specific focus on dental health.

A rhino is a hippo with a pointy nose
A rhinoceros and hippopotamus are both large, land-dwelling mammals. This line implies that the only difference between them is the shape of the nose on the rhino.

A dolphin is a surfboard with a face
This line is a humorous comparison between a dolphin and a surfboard due to their similar shape, with the added fact that a dolphin has a face, unlike a surfboard.

A giraffe would need a big turtleneck sweater
Giraffes are known for their long necks, and this line implies that if they needed to stay warm, they would require a turtleneck sweater with a long neck to cover them completely.

A cat is a dog who does everything better
Cats and dogs are both common household pets, but this line implies that a cat is superior to a dog in every aspect.

Kids don't do drugs Cause' they all lead Closer to the edge of your reality All at once knowledge overload A power your brain can't control
The repeated lines throughout the song that serve as a warning to kids about the dangers of drugs, as they can lead to a loss of control over one's reality and can cause an overwhelming amount of knowledge with harmful consequences.

Wolves are dogs that got really old
This line implies that wolves and dogs are similar, but wolves have existed for a longer time and are what dogs may become if they evolved over time.

A worm is a grub on a diet
Grubs and worms look similar, but this line points out the difference in their diet, suggesting that a worm is a slimmed-down version of a grub.

A butterfly is a bird with paper wings
This line is a playful comparison between a butterfly and a bird, with the added fact that a butterfly's wings appear thin and delicate like paper.

Spaghetti is lasagna that they made into strings
Spaghetti and lasagna are both types of pasta, but this line makes a comparison that suggests spaghetti is simply a thinner form of lasagna that has been cut into strips.

A lucky rabbit only has three feet
The idea of a lucky rabbit is a cultural superstition, and this line suggests that a rabbit with only three feet would be considered lucky because it's unusual.

A dragon is a lizard with bad breath
A dragon is a mythical creature, and this line suggests that it's similar to a lizard but with the added feature of having bad breath.

A lilypad is a private frog island
A lilypad is a small, floating leaf that is home to frogs and other small animals, and this line suggests that it is like an island where a frog can live in privacy.

A ham is a pig with really bad timing
Ham is made from a pig's leg, and this line suggests that the pig had bad luck to become ham, as it was killed at an inconvenient time.

Facts are cool Lava is a smoothie that's made out of fire Facts are cool
This line celebrates the idea of facts and how learning new information can be intriguing, such as the fact that lava can be compared to a smoothie made out of fire.