Sherlock
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I just can't believe it
I cannot believe what is happening

Like it's not butter
It is hard to believe that this is real

I said "Get out my crib!"
I asked you to leave my house

"I don't think I stutter"
I was very clear with my request

You belong in the gutter
You behave badly and have low standards for yourself

With your dirty mind
You have a vulgar and inappropriate way of thinking

I said Netflix and pizza
I suggested hanging out together in a casual, friendly way

But you here to grind
You want something more sexual and aggressive

You must do this all the time
This is a behavior that you frequently engage in

You be setting up a trap
You are trying to manipulate me

That's a dollar for a redbox
You wasted my time and money with your actions

I ain't ever gonna get back
I will never be able to recover the time and money I lost

You ain't ever gonna get past
You will never be able to have a closer relationship with me

Even first base
You will never be able to go beyond a basic friendship

Why'd you even come to visit in the first place
Why did you come over to my house?

Thought we were hanging out
I believed we were spending time together as friends

It's getting awkward now
The situation is becoming uncomfortable

Turn into something else
The situation has changed from what I expected

How could I not see
I did not realize what was happening

It was no mystery
It was obvious what you were trying to do

And she was like, "Oh my gosh!"
You reacted with shock and surprise

No shit, Sherlock
It is obvious what is happening

You know I'm on the case
I understand the situation

At first she was acting
Initially, you were behaving differently

Like everything was fine
You were pretending that everything was okay

Plot twist, she ---
Suddenly, something changed

I believe in magic
I have faith in extraordinary things

Magic is for real
I believe that inexplicable things can happen

But what you've been doing so dangerous
Your behavior is harmful and risky

You'll get somebody killed
Your actions could have dangerous consequences

I feel bad for your mama
I sympathize with your mother for having to deal with you

Every single day
She has to deal with the problems you cause on a daily basis

You've got so much drama
You are constantly creating unnecessary problems and stress

That you directed your school play
You are someone who likes to be in charge and control others

I don't play no games
I do not engage in deceitful or manipulative behavior

I ain't LeBron James
I am not a superstar athlete who is willing to tolerate disrespectful behavior

And you better think again
You need to reconsider your actions

If you that's gonna change
If you think you can treat me poorly and still expect a positive outcome

How couldn't I read between the lines
I should have seen what you were trying to do

How could I be so blind
I did not realize the full extent of your manipulations

Everything has gotta be just fine
I hope that things can go back to normal and that this does not ruin our friendship

Better get out of my trap house
You should leave my home as soon as possible

And she was like, "Oh my gosh! My gosh my gosh"
You were very surprised and shocked by the situation

No shit, Sherlock
The situation is very obvious