Atlas Volt is an Alternative Indie Rock duo based in Malmö, Sweden founded … Read Full Bio ↴Atlas Volt is an Alternative Indie Rock duo based in Malmö, Sweden founded in 2012 by Canadian singer-songwriter Philippe Longchamps and British producer and composer Adam Hansen-Chambers. We believe in creative independence and we want to offer our fans an uncompromised version of our artistic vision. Everything we do is homemade and financed with the money we make with our day jobs. We believe that the only way to create the innovative blend of the eclectic musical genres we like is to keep away from the standardized and prefabricated structures of the music industry. Being unsponsored, unsigned and unbound is the only alternative to offer our fans what they are craving for: authenticity.

Shine Your Own Light
Atlas Volt Lyrics

We have lyrics for these tracks by Atlas Volt:

Dreamweaver of the Dreamscape How can you be sure you'll be saved? Only by the…
History Is Written In Blood It’s no mystery We haven’t learned a thing From all the agon…
Taken By the Tide Growing tide of convergence Won’t turn around and let you fl…

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01Shine Your Own Light3:19

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02History is Written in Blood1:21

03Find Myself Lost7:33

04Mother Nature's Infanticide6:52

05Taken by the Tide5:35

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Comments from YouTube:

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

15w↑3.4K

I get a lot of comments on this video,saying that I'm British. You can call me anything you like, but don't call me British. I'm Irish

@AirWick694

15w↑57

oof

@AirWick694

15w↑284

hey brit, how are you?

@SuperSharwood

15w↑190

Men, if you did't know, for the rest of the world there is no difference between brit and irish.

@robosullivan

15w↑269

sorry bud, I'm Irish too and we've decided collectively we don't want you

@peterkin1010

15w↑12

I'm quarter Irish whether I like it or not.

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@RUdigitized

27w↑18.1K

He found the only actual woman in Thailand and blew it

@flyswatter45

23w↑1.1K

He found all the other women and blew it too 🎺

@them12biggates26

22w↑72

😂

@Kaisenburb

22w↑102

@@flyswatter45 Yoo 😂

@johnxiong2525

20w↑276

You sure its a women?😂

@Crazyhorse71

20w↑16

Derp I’m from Alabama

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@yourworstnightmare1332

31w↑15.8K

Dude knows how to get friendzoned even in Thailand.

@darev6780

31w↑120

😂

@dizzlegrizzle1919

31w↑62

lol

@mohitgoyal15

30w↑42

😂

@slayermenta

30w↑100

Why? Are you saying women are more easy in Thailand?

@Harveyfett

29w↑74

Bro... This is the first time I've laughed out loud at a comment in a while 😂

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@xxgil2

13w↑518

Rule 1: if you are trying to pick up a woman don’t film her with your phone…
Rule 2: if you fail at it don’t post it…

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

13w↑24

This is a short, taken from a long form video. The video was shot in landscape and converted to a portrait short firm .it was shot with a Cannon M50 Mark 2. You should get your facts right before making stupid statements.

@xxgil2

13w↑221

@@thebigpicture-elpanoramaha ha ha! That’s even worse…

Rule #3 don’t get triggered by the comments. The internet is not real…

@WorthlessDeadEnd

8w↑21

@@borrago Exactly. Why was this even in my list of recommended videos?

@Paper_Trader

@@WorthlessDeadEndYour username may have something to do with it. It's a sign for you to quit YouTube and learn stock market technical analysis.

@WorthlessDeadEnd

8w↑5

@Paper_Trader You're not important, you narcissist.

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@TrillBill

13w↑1.2K

3rd hand embarrassment

@battle4dead

11w↑4

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AWMulholland99

11w↑7

This is not pad thai

@donarthiazi2443

6w↑12

This will undoubtedly be multi-generational embarrassment. Grandchildren and great grandchildren will suffer too 😢

@TrillBill

@@donarthiazi2443 💀

@Chuck_N0rris

I only have two hands and a third leg atm

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@GenXstacker

44w↑9.7K

You can have an awkward conversation with a pretty girl in any country.

@sparkeyjones6261

44w↑46

Haha... true

@Mickieshelton

43w↑20

Thank goodness

@diabolivirtusen-tavares-ea4645

36w↑6

😂

@thegamecreed133

35w↑208

I wouldn’t be sure about ”girl”

@wheric

35w↑13

You can specialize in awkward conversations too as is evident from his other videos.

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@frankiechong3819

33w↑4.6K

This guy is embarrassing.

@ryannewton5423

18w↑43

Pretty easy to meet a woman there. Not hard lol he sounds like MR bean

@eancola6111

18w↑100

@@ryannewton5423It’s easy to meet a man dressed as a woman there

@zairman

17w↑4

@@eancola6111 Depends on where you go....

@MiLLz830

17w↑6

@@eancola6111 depends, if you actually been there you know where not to go lmao

@danielhenderson762

17w↑7

Says you who's never shot your shot with anyone ever

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@xXFOYXxQ8

12w↑129

Guys if you struggle getting rejected by girls, remember this guy exists!

@Wil_Dsense

8w↑1

Lmao. 🤣

@redpill2634

16w↑1.3K

Bro is getting cooked in the comments 💀💀💀

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

15w↑173

There's only one thing worse than being talked about, and that's not being talked about. (Oscar Wilde)

@Mawyman2316

15w↑231

@@thebigpicture-elpanorama Never seen you before but yeesh thats some copium. Your responses in these comments show you do not truly share that opinion with the great Mr. Wilde.

@lanthanumlanthanium6373

14w↑25

@@Mawyman2316 The real joke is that you're commenting on his videos and making his video more available through the algorithm to other people which generates him more money. Take a look in the mirror bud, the only copium is from you being emotionally invested and projecting the jealously through mean comments.

@Mawyman2316

14w↑47

@@lanthanumlanthanium6373 Thats some cope.

@lanthanumlanthanium6373

14w↑12

@@Mawyman2316 That's all you got? My 7 year old parrot could put out a better response than that, lol.

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@sparkeyjones6261

44w↑7.5K

"This can happen in Thailand"
What, a conversation with a girl? I'm fairly sure that can happen pretty much anywhere in the world. 😅

@jamiecoburn1231

43w↑302

You think an average guy can just have a nice conversation with a hot girl in LA? Really?

@sparkeyjones6261

42w↑461

@@jamiecoburn1231 What? Of course he can.

@georgewestad8982

42w↑250

not in the US. Average men are invisible to women here.

@frankom2862

42w↑236

@@georgewestad8982 mmmm i think you are not even average

@georgewestad8982

42w↑58

@@frankom2862 yeah. Because you know me so well. 😂

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@mrtdtong

46w↑6K

She's obviously struggling to understand your broken Thai 😂😂

@beeceebee1

46w↑165

Yeah, I don't even speak Thai, and it sounds like the most heavily accented and weird Thai I've ever heard

@malcolmrowe5031

45w↑86

@@stuffeddotcodotnz exactly what I thought, speaks too fast mixing poor Thai with very fast English, so confusing 😂😂😂😂😂

@PichusTrianun

44w↑29

😂😂such a broken Thai.

@beeceebee1

44w↑137

@@PichusTrianun Honestly, I really respect him for appreciating the culture and trying to learn such a difficult language, but man should he work on his pronunciation.

@cmstair

44w↑95

His pronunciation is unintelligible. It's like he's not even trying.

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@joshuapatrick682

12w↑286

Turns out you can try to impress women and fail in any country, you can just do it cheaper in Thailand…

@s0nyaz_

7w↑1

@arnaudkaho7137

4w↑8

If you fail in thailand there is no hope honestly. It's the "Easy" difficulty level.

@johonass

😂

@PIVfirestarkproducon

7w↑117

I don't understand why this video is getting so much hate. After watching this video, my confidence was boosted 1000%, knowing that there's no way I could fumble the bag as hard as this guy. I got out there, took some Ls, some Ws, and came out with a girlfriend all thanks to this video. Thank you Friendzone Freddy. This really can happen in Thailand.

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

7w↑6

Thank you so much

@dvltheo382

5w↑4

😂

@philvillafana2584

5w↑2

Did you actually?? 😂

@mg6775

4w↑2

Y u can tell she wanted they way she was playing with her hair

@peaceful2701

Damn bro, you had me in the first half not gonna lie.😂

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@robinmorales5365

23w↑4.5K

Bro went to Thailand and still got rejected lmfao

@sixdegreesofgaming4719

16w↑13

Who the F hasn't 🤷

@melissamoran5626

16w↑2

Hahaha

@Alex-ln9on

16w↑6

absolute beta

@FarmerFpv

15w

@@sixdegreesofgaming4719 As an American, I haven't been rejected in Thailand. You must have no confidence if you do. Women can smell your fear like lions fixating on prey. It did help that I had a girlfriend cause girls always want what they can't have. They are strange creatures.

@CrypticalCypher

14w

u envy him pal :)

dnt u have mature statement ?

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@NeilHaran

19w↑2.5K

The look of relief on her face as the conversation ended.

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

19w↑63

You don't know what you're talking about. This is just a short clip from a Longform Video. You have no idea what happened 😕

@jameshudson169

19w↑116

her face is off camera as the conversation ended.

@Oz_Nino

19w↑30

@@thebigpicture-elpanorama I think is the same every where. You 🎉 it

@BLOOD

19w↑135

@@thebigpicture-elpanorama We know what happened. You have documented it with this video. She was so happy when you were done annyoing her...
:(

@adi93209

19w

did you check her pants before tho @@thebigpicture-elpanorama

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@amecth

6w↑2

His Thai is like a tourist learning a few sentences.

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

What would you know???

@Asteroidea111

4w↑6

Dude… 31 is not an age to compliment someone on „looking so well“ 😆 Gives off sex offender vibes.

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

4w↑1

In Ireland 🇮🇪 that's how we greet people.

@donalain69

43w↑2.6K

I think she understood the English better than the "thai" :)

@joesa6998

39w↑53

He speaking Thai with an English accent, really hard to understand ..same thing like Thai speaking broken english with Thai accent

@art9096

39w↑18

Yes, I had no idea he was speaking Thai. “Speaking”

@u2-tv899

35w↑12

📝 🧐
Hmmm Oooh lord🤦‍♂️!…
Leave poor guy alone, as a bilingual myself I applaud him for trying to score that piece of🍰…

@donalain69

35w↑8

@@u2-tv899 lol.. I speak 6 languages better than he can speak Thai, (including Thai) but wouldn't dare to try showing off with any of them on YouTube.

@u2-tv899

35w

@@donalain69 😂 I wouldn’t either…

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@spincity850

43w↑3.9K

Just looked like you bothered a stranger, stuck a phone in her face and she was trying to get away tbh.

@jonathanwongsa2314

42w↑37

She struggle because of a language barrier she try to understand him when he speak in broken Thai then switch to English

@aesthetix3398

37w↑7

Exactly

@davidabkk

37w↑155

Agree, its cringe as fuck, guy thinks he's being charming/flirty but the girl looks really uncomfortable

@leesangbum2820

37w↑18

How you know that’s a she not he?🤨🤔

@kylepatrickmaducdoc1719

37w↑18

you guys don't always have to be negative it is what it is you wouldnt know how youd interact if you wouldnt try. Some people could be uncomfortable and some are good with it. Dont always put it on men.

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@tonimarx6405

3w↑3

She's totally baffled.

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

That's what you think. This is 15 second short taken from a 5-minute interview on my channel. You don't know what you're talking about

@danny_invadio

3w↑16

Jesus Christ, I'm going to be lying in bed and suddenly this encounter will smack me in the brainhole. Instinctively I'll cover my face and curl into the fetal position saying "Why did he do that?"

@josedorsaith5261

3w↑1

😂 I know what you mean

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

You seem to be displaying your ignorance.

@rhettoberts18

1w↑3

You seem fragile for an Irishman@@thebigpicture-elpanorama

@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive

I encourage you not to blaspheme. Jesus loves you so much. Never forget it, and stay close to Him, to save your soul:

But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
-Mark 3:29

@hawaiianpunch6534

33w↑2.3K

She got the Stranger Danger vibes real quick. I'd run too.

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

33w↑62

I'd run from you too

@thomasviglione2362

25w

...
@@thebigpicture-elpanorama

@newingvaeona8907

25w↑474

@@thebigpicture-elpanoramabutthurt

@panther189_

24w↑20

@@newingvaeona8907😂😂😂

@anotherdragneel5077

24w↑51

@@thebigpicture-elpanoramalike your dad ran from you and your mom?

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@TrollsAndScrolls

37w↑130

Wow, I am surprised that this can happen in Thailand, like you go outside and talk to a woman, groundbreaking, it has really broadened my horizon

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

37w↑5

Cheers mate 👍

@herbiehusker1889

19w↑5

It's probably a dude.

@LPY-eq3ow

17w↑5

Yeah, fukin hate clickbait. Shorts suck

@MellonVegan

16w↑11

@@thebigpicture-elpanorama did you really miss the palpable sarcasm in that comment?

@moshe5446

16w↑5

@@thebigpicture-elpanorama cmon its sarcasm

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@jucks

13w↑49

This video keeps getting suggested ans I STILL have no idea WHAT can happen in Thailand?!

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

13w

Just lighten up!

@Md40407

11w↑8

The same things that happen in other countries duh lol

@SP-pn7xx

I follow a lot of wristwatch YouTube channels. I showed my colleagues some wristwatch videos on the work computer and now this video keeps showing up...

@jungleperry

14w↑117

you're proud of this video it's obvious. this can happen in Thailand? you mean being considered irrelevant to the local women?

@AlexanderBrown77

1 John 1 KJV 🩸
7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

1 Corinthians 15 kJV
1-4

@SixSnax

The guy is like 60 years old. You're all making jokes and assumptions. Some of them are pretty funny, but still, the guy is living a better life than 95% of the folks who spend their lives watching YouTube. Even at 60 years old.

@jungleperry

5w↑2

@@SixSnax so you took the time to preach to me. Dude, I am 60. My life is way better than that dude.

@BoberMcBoberson

19w↑940

Damn, and I thought I had no game😅 this was painful to watch 😂

@august6981

17w↑29

Wtf was he saying?

@ZaszaszasZ

12w↑26

@@august6981 I'm thai but i have no idea wtf he's talking. Even that girl didn't understand so she answered in English🤣

@johnmontgomery8127

10w↑2

@@ZaszaszasZLMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@user-yn8nc6iq5q

46w↑180

What can happen in Thailand? Some dude records himself annoying women? Hahaha

@Paul-dv4dr

44w↑7

He's been doing it every evening for quite some time.

@topgameworld2323

40w↑1

😅😅

@terrydactyl2077

21w↑3

Kinda person you wonder what’s on his hard drives

@stephenhockley

13w

hahahahahahaha @@terrydactyl2077

@danmystro

8w↑51

This is the equivalent of Brad Pitt pronouncing 'Gorlami' in Inglorious bastards.

@bobjelIy

7w↑2

Well I speak most I-talian so...

@ImTash.O

Bueno

@robosing225

@@ImTash.O Bonjorno

@ImTash.O

@@robosing225 correcto

@javiervazquezz

17w↑228

Ladyboi might be better suited for you bud

@darrelldarrell1447

12w↑7

Nice handle to hold onto.

@onlyenzoYT

11w↑2

Don’t give him bad advice 😂

@col.greasebagmcqueen9933

10w↑3

Any old hole with some heat in it.

@lightfox11

4w↑1

Rip

@scottpilgram696

41w↑41

Id never publish videos of me speaking garbage language until im half way decent lol

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

40w↑6

You shouldn't publish comments using bad grammar. . .not id it's I'd.

@Aiyoukim

26w↑29

@@thebigpicture-elpanorama That's not how you use ellipses. Also, you're missing a capitalization and a comma.

@allhopeabandon7831

44w↑976

She definitely has the 'get me away from this pervert' vibe going on as she runs away...

@millypoo7713

44w↑28

You should know

@HelloHollyling

44w

@@millypoo7713you’re dumb. Only a weird pervert does NOT know that’s why they are perceived as such. Normal people are aware of their actions.

@g60force

38w↑4

hahahah they all have watch his video's

@wladynoszhighlights5989

35w↑23

Why would he be a pervert just because being awkward with weird thai accent? xd

@TonTon.2142

34w↑25

@@wladynoszhighlights5989People really just look for ways to be upset in this age, to the point where they’ll always let their imaginations get the better of them. It’s just an unfortunate, unavoidable reality of the world that we live in. No matter what you do, someone will find a way to be offended by it. They persecuted Jesus ffs. The creator of these videos genuinely believes he’s showcasing foreign women for men coming to the country looking for true love and lifelong companionship. Now, his audience might be another story.

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@GigaChadL337

6w↑11

“I’m lady boy~ “

@OfficialFloydboy

34w↑469

"bro leave me alone" written all over her

@pokemonitishere202

28w↑5

exactly lol

@8AE

20w↑3

True

@testtor2714

19w↑3

I don't think so. Thai people usually don't care about stuff like this. I actually have the feeling they kinda like it. They are not the type of "leave me alone" people.

@OfficialFloydboy

19w↑17

@@testtor2714 nah she has leave me alone written all over her face. Don't matter what race she is.. she's not here for it

@snozzlehead92

19w↑5

@@testtor2714 Tell us you haven't been to Thailand before without telling us you haven't been to Thailand before. You're projecting your Western biases onto women globally and thinking they all behave the same. Believe me when I say you really do need to go to Thailand and see it for yourself. You actually can strike up a conversation with almost anyone - male or female - because it's a cultural thing. The two main reasons are because it's a Buddhist society and people are generally more laid back, and the other reason is that feminism is all but non-existent there, so 90% of the women don't have the same societal chip on their shoulder. If anything, they're only stand-offish or shy if they don't feel confident about their level of English.

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@lunarsabbatical7906

33w↑42

Can a dude get any creepier than this

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

33w↑1

You should give a go and see

@prikkeldraad7112

18w↑21

@@thebigpicture-elpanoramatake the L dude and learn from the criticism you’re getting

@SeahorsesJay

18w

You should let my 26 y/o Asian ex tell you the story of how she got groomed for casual sex by a grandpa in his 60s on the film set of the Netflix series Umbrella Academy but somehow believed he actually loved her and subsequently got into a relationship with him. She is probably buried under his porch these days tho 💀

@lunarsabbatical7906

18w↑1

@@prikkeldraad7112 I’m thinking you and your buddies are the L remember Jared from subway had an accomplice so get a life or go meet Jared

@prikkeldraad7112

18w

@@lunarsabbatical7906 I'm thinking you probably misread my comment, since it wasn't even directed to you.

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@Heidi123

16w↑349

31?! You look so well. Being 31 isn't an illness. What an embarrasment this guy is.

@Harddaysnight01

16w↑39

I spotted this too. Why is he acting like 31 is old? Is he after much younger or something...bit suspicious but I hope not. 31 is still prime.

@georgem8744

15w↑30

He in Thailand looking for the little girls

@Harddaysnight01

15w↑10

@@georgem8744 makes you wonder...

@Stahl_und_Eisen

14w↑5

bro

@joshishere96

14w↑14

"31?! You look so well." Pick up line of the century, it's too legendary it's on the same league as "the goat" meme

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@d...c...

13w↑20

Dude should stop pretending he speaks Thai when tonality is disregarded. Sounds like singing Hey Jude to the tune of Happy Birthday: horrible.

@andrewmowbray7035

21w↑257

“31 you look so well” idk if that’s the compliment you think it is bud

@Myndir

20w↑36

"Wow, you look good even though you're OOOOOLLLD!"

Why don't women know how to take a compliment?!

@dorjedriftwood2731

19w↑8

I don’t think it’s the insult you think it is, if the guy was yummy and dressed right and not acting so pushy just accidentally mentioning age isn’t a deal breaker. In fact if your a lot younger and she is in to that it might be a sign that your happy with her age which she could be nervous about.

People on the internet are so eager to be brutal and critical or sensationalistic fear mongers about literally every issue. You can just treat people with a relaxed attitude. It’s better than being addicted to putting everyone down constantly, real world friends tend to find that sort of energy draining and a downer.

@therebrand9018

18w↑24

@@dorjedriftwood2731the guy was yummy? What the heck is that

@DBLUE-bo2qe

17w

I’d tell her ur old, then call her a tyilf a thirty yr old I’d live to .. 😂

@andrewmowbray7035

17w↑9

@@DBLUE-bo2qe the word “old” just starts becoming meaningless because by the same logic 18 is “old” to a 12 year old. And a 3 year old is “old” to a 1 year old. I mean what does that word even mean anymore.

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@tedred8869

35w↑98

Wow i can't believe that happened in Thailand 🇹🇭 that's insanity 😮

@zacharydurocher4085

35w↑20

I’m still in shock.

@olibarahosasa1137

24w↑1

Lololol

@Pamelabbgrndnndnd

23w

😂😂😂

@nonenothing4412

22w↑1

My world will never be the same after this video.

@dschNgz

19w↑1

Can someone translate ?

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@james_giant_peach

14w↑171

I see the British are still failing to conquer Thailand 😂

@broland4387

14w↑7

Bruh more like the British are trying to be friends with Thailand 😂

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

14w↑15

I am not British. That is an insult!

@bldontmatter5319

13w↑27

@@thebigpicture-elpanoramabro, your mom is probably British and your dad liked her too much to resist.

@user-cw6ju7kj8m

13w↑15

@@thebigpicture-elpanoramaur insulting ur self by posting 😂

@blissy1

10w

Or worse a septic ( yanks google it)

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@WalkingRoscoe

15w↑52

A shop called "Toilet". They have great prices.

@Nerdmannchen

12w↑4

Customer service is shit tho.

@VinceBlack536

12w

If they don’t do good business then all there work goes down the drain 😂

@joergarms1

11w

Shitty prices and stinky after sales

@Jacmac1

41w↑28

This video clip should be titled "incoherency".

@HumbleGardensThailand

45w↑211

Greet them in Thai, then speak in simple English. End with Sawasdee Krub. Nobody can make any of your Thai out. It's just terrible.

@omedonnie

45w↑17

LOL he probably thinks he can speak good Thai. ล่าช้า

@urbandruiduk9928

45w↑15

Even if Thai understand your Thai they pretend they don't.
They're too proud to share their language...plus it makes it harder for them to rip you off when you can understand them.

@malcolmrowe5031

45w↑9

Speaks too fast mixing English and Thai, must confuse the hell out of them😅😅

@beestonbump1106

44w↑17

@@malcolmrowe5031 He has no idea of the tones

@The_Gallowglass

44w↑4

@@urbandruiduk9928 That happens in a lot of countries, unfortunately. You'll get someone that understands you perfectly plus or minus and then someone will act like they have no idea what you said.

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@ytmndan

8w↑3

She was like, "Oh I'm about to get drugged and wake up chained to a radiator again. I need to get tf out of here."

@doloreswatson6269

18w↑409

Embarrassing to see these desperate efforts … she clearly wants to run, but is too polite. This guy should stop harassing people and go back to where he came from

@smudent2010

17w↑48

I think the same thing of every immigrant in north america

@urdriverman

17w↑2

Astute comment

@catto8331

17w↑17

I ain’t gon lie, the last phrase of your comment was pretty outta pocket my guy 🖐️💀

@jalanmcrae

17w↑8

Harassing?

@urdriverman

17w

Imagine if native Indians came up with that@@catto8331

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@antiquefuturistic

23w↑225

“31 you look so well”
My guy thinks 31 is same as 61

@wallacesousuke1433

18w↑33

For most white people, it basically is lol

@MegaChickenPunch

18w↑21

she looks like 20 year old girls in our country

@MB-rt9dq

18w↑14

Some people look very busted at 31

@jwt-nu3ei

18w↑3

And others are literally winning Olympic decathlons. It’s wild.

@hcsnake

18w↑6

@@MegaChickenPunch I'm a 33 old white dude and I look like I'm in my mid 20's at max, gene issue my man.

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@Jacked2theTs

35w↑61

If you’re not good with woman in your home country, you’re just gonna be a sucker, ripe for the taking in SE Asia. So many guys come over here with a misguided attitude of, “All I have to do, is demonstrate my ability to be a financial provider, and she’ll love and respect me!” And then can’t believe they were taken on a ride. And on top of that, they are still desperate. Can’t tell a woman “NO” or “That’s unacceptable”, out of fear they will leave. When all the woman is really trying to find out, is if you have a backbone. It’s the same everywhere. If you think women here have lowered standards when it comes to looks, you’re dead wrong.

@Jbmc65

17w↑3

I just watched a video of a guy that fell right in love with a girl in Thailand. She and her boyfriend took him for a few grand, she woulda got him for a lot more but he sent her flowers and the florist sent a pic of her receiving them and he noticed everything was a lie.

@angrydragon4574

17w↑1

It ain't about a backbone in the US, it goes way further than that.

@kylehenline3245

It's not really lowered standards so much as novelty can go a long way. Not long enough to fix being a pudgy geriatric though.

@josephrivera674

13w↑17

Comment section is really funny 🤣 whats even funnier is the guy posted this still replying 😂

@nitaseely6830

9w↑3

Lmaoooo

@hayley8907

16w↑36

He said, "31!? You look so well!" as if she said she's 50???

@-lucas-3854

36w↑86

how did this come up when I searched for "sv650 custom paintjob"
T-T

@Zel_eo

33w↑16

Brother I searched for a CZ 600 trail rifle and got this...algorithms be wild

@michikatsutsugikuni4096

32w↑6

bro I was looking for a house and lot sale when I ended up here

@CatFinder3000

31w↑8

I searched 2024 triton wtf is YouTube doing with this one

@markay_

31w↑5

I searched for some blues guitar riffs. Wtf😂

@Zel_eo

31w↑1

@@markay_ oh snap, what riff?

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@salguodrolyat2594

18w↑126

Dammit dude, you're supposed to post only your wins on social media.🤦

@seanguitarman5594

16w↑6

Underrated comment located 😅

@HeavensToMergatroid88

16w↑3

Instructions were unclear…😂😂😂😂😂😂

@thedevo01

15w↑1

Keeping it real 😂

@jk1362

15w

W comment 🎰

@GRACELINE259

10w

😂😂

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@erick_30000

5w↑1

Don't know what language he was trying to speak but he's sure fluent in friendzonese 😂

@nopeno6514

4w↑3

She's bored by that guy in less than a minute of conversation. 😮

@thaiwatchdog

40w↑42

The dude tried to act like he speaks Thai but his first sentence is a complete gibberish and the had no clue 😂

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

40w↑1

. . .so what?

@dizzlegrizzle1919

31w↑32

@@thebigpicture-elpanoramawhy you so lame?

@Lilfaz27

17w↑9

@@thebigpicture-elpanorama"so what" 😂 bro cant even speak properly and try to speak thai

@ethnicalbert

17w

bro you really taking these comments to heart. they must have struck a nerve@@thebigpicture-elpanorama

@chrislock8005

46w↑38

They never understand his Thai !😂, he always has to repeat in English.

@yjl2888

45w↑4

All because of his english accent.Don't use your nose to talk.
He talks fast too.I pity those thai girls have to go though this.🤣🤣🤣

@charlesbrown4483

32w↑3

@@yjl2888 Do you pity the British people who have to deal with all the Indian and various middle eastern languages in their country?

Do you pity the Americans who have to deal with all the Spanish and various south American languages in their country?

@aahyes9068

31w↑1

@charlesbrown4483

"Do you pity the British people who have to deal with all the Indian and various middle eastern languages in their country?

Do you pity the Americans who have to deal with all the Spanish and various south American languages in their country?"

LOL it's politically incorrect to admit it if so

@Foxikaze

25w↑1

@@charlesbrown4483 Wait he has a point

@Solamander12

6w↑1

I'm half-thai and can confirm my American dad does the same shit. Not really sure how I was born lol but somehow I was.

@MarkyNomad

5w↑2

My Thai is super basic, but people compliment my pronunciation a lot so I’ll say this; try to mimic Thai speakers and speaking patterns because you speak Thai with a British accent 😂

@pkthe2ndhokage188

43w↑36

I don't understand... What could happen in Thailand? talking to women and making them nervous to talk to you? that happens everywhere bro...

@dizzlegrizzle1919

31w

lol

@billionabil

21w↑15

How do you fumble so hard across continents?

@---nu4ed

12w↑4

"This can happen in Thailand" - this meaning having an incoherent incomprehensible conversation with someone? It can happen anywhere if you don't know a common language.

@misspoliticallyincorrect2081

7w↑3

Why is he filming her!? That alone would make me not want to engage.

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

You don't know what you are talking about

@Happysimi123

@@thebigpicture-elpanorama lol, coming from the "pick-up artist"

@teddundy2621

46w↑30

He does not speak a word of Thai

@1969gawa

19w↑1

Nor did the bloke who shot the video.

@joeblow26

9w↑4

Looks like it's back to the old Rosie Palm and her five friends for him!

@fn2577

Bet he even got rejected by the "5 friends" also. 😂😂

@northwestmechanic8991

4w↑1

The dude can't flirt to save his life 😂😂😂😂😂

@ejicon3099

44w↑42

Bruh speaking Thai like he’s reading from a menu. Nice. I think. 😅

@DT-gs3wi

40w↑2

He just needs to slow down.

@Firemarioflower

32w↑1

He's probably just learning and nervous

@buggyman286

31w↑1

I think he’s trying to order some sausage 😂

@VmoneyV-ru9th

27w↑55

Wow she wanted to bail the entire time? So freakin cool that can actually happen in Thialand... Conviced me to get my passport & move asap!

@E_-_-

17w↑1

lmao. thailand videos and the comment sections are hilarious

@SRDXXF

12w↑4

Friend zone freddy has some cringe game. She wanted out of that awkwardness asap.

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

12w

You haven't a clue what you're talking about. Empty vessels make most noise.

@dragulia_venaro

6w↑25

"How to get friendzoned in 5 second"

@hunterkiller1440

37w↑47

She looks very uncomfortable

@77esto

35w↑443

Poor guy, his first conversation with a girl.
Stay strong brother, one day you'll get lucky💪

@mma-g

34w↑30

A “girl” with a deep voice

@CelebritiesFromEarthTV

33w↑2

Lady boy😂😂

@meaningoflife7199

33w↑4

@@mma-g🤣

@lonewolf_0073

33w↑18

Girls got it easy , the guy is the one who always had to go up first and talk , women don’t really gotta do anything that much expect sit there an act cute .

@jazzoj5

33w↑5

That's why he's in Thailand lol

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@CCJJ160Channels

12w↑4

Love the random ”TOILET” sign in the background 🤣

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

11w

It is one of two public toilets in the whole of Huai Khwang night Market

@BenQuartermaine

15w↑51

My biggest fear is my life ending up like his: A cold, old, hollow life with a daily dose of polite rejection.

@timd729

15w↑3

We living the dream my guy. That will be us.

@lanthanumlanthanium6373

14w↑20

Let's get real dude, you're already living that life, otherwise you wouldn't have brought it up.

@bloopy6166

12w↑1

As long as you’re tall you’ll be okay

@blissy1

10w

I think you are already like this , be honest it’s okay just admit it

@allahalkareem8055

10w

@@bloopy6166 what about dudes who r 6 foot even?

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@FaeezHendricks

46w↑1.5K

Men of Culture we have gathered here once more again to observe a fine specimen. Update: wow first time I ever had 1k likes. Thanks guys!

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

46w↑33

Well said 👏

@TheJayair

46w↑32

His a man

@FaeezHendricks

45w↑8

@@TheJayair proof?

@coleslaw7evencommented10ye2

45w↑43

You are not even sure if thats a woman. She might have longer dangle than u 😂

@jchock7503

45w↑6

Men of culture.....

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@realcapers

30w↑5

You can be cringe anywhere on this planet.

@IzludeTingel

3w↑2

I'm convinced that when the watchers (fallen angels) took human women as wives and begot the nephilim (giants), they were probably asian women lol.

@countryside_guy

16w↑8

She's gorgeous!

@austin33785

8w↑2

Most Thai women are. The actual women atleast

@podcastpotpourri6040

44w↑97

Working on your tones will facilitate better comprehension of your Thai.

@scorpion_investor

44w↑11

His tones are the least of his pronunciation problems. Incomprehensible.

@spoonkiller7elie

35w↑2

His vowels seem more of a problem but hey at least he's forcing this girl to practise with him, and he speaks better than most foreigners

@scorpion_investor

35w↑7

@@spoonkiller7elie I have lived in Thailand now for 14 years. I speak, read and write Thai better than most. I also know many, many foreigners who speak at various levels.

No, he definitely does NOT speak better than most. I would not discourage most people from their efforts, but in his case it's so bad and so hard to understand that I honestly, and without malice, recommend he stops trying to speak Thai in his videos. It's painful to listen to, and frankly just embarrassing.

By all means, practice and keep making videos, but make the videos in English until the Thai is intelligible, at least.

@spoonkiller7elie

35w↑3

@@scorpion_investor does this entitle you to discourage this fellow from trying to speak Thai? your comment feels like you're trying to push people down that wanna learn a new language

@scorpion_investor

35w↑6

@@spoonkiller7elie Then you are not reading it properly. I am discouraging HIM, not others from practicing in his videos. Read it again.

You may not like my tone, but sometimes the harshest critics are the ones you (general, not you personally) need to listen to.

@iPknEdge

21w↑6

You know, if you dialed it back like 1000% and wasn't so invasive, you might not come off as a creepo.. just some thought..

@revealview

12w↑2

and if he actually had anything intelligent or interesting to say.

@meispuis

4w↑2

embarassinggg..with Drake's zesty ahh voice🥴

@koolburn5218

8w↑4

Wtf did I just watch. A whole lotta nothing happened

@cymro9559

38w↑44

What can happen? Unfortunately you don't talk with, rather at them, it's not impressive.

@IMGTOW-rk2ii

45w↑129

What was actually happening??....She looked nervous and creeped out.

@Paretozen

45w

Rightfully so.

Imagine an old dude coming up shoving a camera in your face and asking you how old you are and if you got a boyfriend within a few seconds.

What an absolute fucking weirdo.

@KurushimiVrishraka

45w↑16

5000 Bhat is the key.

@brandonGCHACHU

45w↑8

She was

@napolean34

45w↑7

The man can be cringy sometimes 😂

@fn2577

44w↑11

She was nervous and creeped out because she could barely understand anything of what a stranger with a camera asked her. Cringy

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@jarlbalgruufthegreater1758

12w↑2

Imagine not getting it in Thailand 😂

@ivermectin1974

44w↑589

Thai women are some of the prettiest women on earth. I was there for a couple months and feel in love with so many women there. Sometimes I look back and wish I did marry one. They are amazing wives who actually love being one. Not like western women who tend to destroy the men they are married to and leave them with nothing.

@denisa2667

44w↑131

actually its full of scammers that do exactly what you describe

@zinknot

44w

@@denisa2667Yes, but there are plenty of signs to weed them out if you aren't socially retarded.

@juanzebastianpipot8161

44w↑1

not ladyboys?

@nolongerhuman6192

44w↑70

Wake up my friend. There are many of such women in Thailand too haha

@pgaven9396

44w↑91

And lady boys 😂

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@jasonbruce3481

46w↑9

This guy thought can speak some Thai with her but totally failed, she can’t even understand what this dude is talking😅

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

46w

I have been living in Thailand for 10 years. My Thai is good enough to get by. 😋

@fn2577

44w↑2

yeah, she was just being polite, but had no idea what he said. I had no idea either, apart from a few words.

@fn2577

44w

@@thebigpicture-elpanorama should learn to read and write, because from your pronounciation it's obvious you can't read any Thai

@chrishansen2100

44w↑14

@@thebigpicture-elpanorama Ten years and that's all you can produce? Still walking around interviewing bar girls like they are some kind of catch. Classy Thai women wouldn't even talk to you

@jasonbruce3481

43w

Surprisingly you said 10 years living in Thai and yet speak ‘non understandable’ Thai? I have been traveling in and out in BKK for last 1 year and I dare my Thai is much much better than yours so-called 10 years Thai 😂 1st of all, u should learn to speak slowly 🤣 too fast yet catch no ‘balls’ with your Thai

@yskr0102

15w↑10

You immediately recognize the pervert when he reacts in surprise to her age with: “31?! You look so well' 😂 yeah dude because 31 is young, to normal people at least.

@anthonyjocasio7169

3w↑2

She probably just got out of the toilet, that's why she is so uncomfortable 🙄

@PittheadX

33w↑41

You're lucky those Thai ladies are just superbly polite. If it was other countries, you'd get a stiff slap in the face and a hard hit with a handbag.

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

33w↑5

That's why I live in Thailand 🇹🇭

@yunghoene8753

31w↑37

@@thebigpicture-elpanoramaPolite means they are respectful even though they find you repulsive mate.

@buggyman286

31w↑4

“Ladies” 😂 its a dude

@pokemonitishere202

26w↑2

@@buggyman286
That's what your father said to your mother?

@buggyman286

26w

@@pokemonitishere202 I wouldn’t be here if my mom was a ladyboy..

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@Nick-yv1wy

44w↑8

So you just creep around Thailand?

@plaszid1

8w↑2

His Thai is horrible. So hard to understand. Like you did not give a fudge about the tone and f the language at all. Considering it’s a tone language to begin with.

@thebigpicture-elpanorama

Why don't you try it before you criticize

@plaszid1

@@thebigpicture-elpanorama I can speak Thai 😂

@silasketgaskets8709

16w↑6

helps to be ex Navy in Thailand as some of those girls have periscopes.

@darylj7628

35w↑19

This conversation just gave me terminal brain damage

@DanniChan_Worldwide

This conversation was PONDEROUS.

@narudonr3820

44w↑23

Please translate for me 😅 I am Thai and got almost full scores of listening part of TOEFL but can't understand this mixing languages.
Anyway, I like this video.

@thomaseland3136

43w

His Thai is not very good and he tries to speak too quickly

@redlefevre5448

1w↑1

I came to straight to the comments section as I knew what was about to go down...

You magnificent people did not disappoint!

@GavinskisTutorials

2w↑1

Who needs contraception when you’ve got chat-up lines like this 🤷

@UncleDougDeli

44w↑6

Beautiful 31 years old lady, that’s what my eyes 👁️ 👁️ tells my brain 🧠

@gretelgrosse6266

32w↑6

Legends say that 25 years later still nothing happened

@rickyaclickpowr2187

15w↑1

Dude click baited us only to end up being roasted 😂😂😂

@user-yk4gk4bh8f

2w↑1

been living in Bangkok for 4 months. still don't speak Thai, i'm a foreigner but not white but at least i'm better at getting local women than this guy.

@captureitlive

46w↑24

Most Thai girls are single bud. It's called " bi polar, and narcissistic"

@elkskiutah8204

46w↑7

What you talking about? How many days have you spent outside Pattaya?

@defrank1870

46w↑2

Most women in the United States are that. We can't avoid it in Asia? 😢

@sluxi

46w

sounds like you have problems

@Madtigertv

44w↑1

well said espceiclaly in the states

@captureitlive

44w

@@elkskiutah8204 15 years. Esan. Got a Thai stepmother since 1974 . What would you like to discuss ? Yeah this is one of those moments where you ran up against someone who calls your bs

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@peterjanoff

39w↑52

What a ride interviewer asking her how old she is and then saying she looks well for 31. Such idiocy.

@stephencook7337

21w↑10

2bf he’s used to looking at used up 31 year old western women, so, yeah there’s that….

@onewey00

19w

What do ya mean, such idiocy? Why..,?

@blackbeltjones2903

For real, in what world is 31 old? Physical prime is, what, mid twenties? But most ppl still look youthful in their early 30s.

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