The Boys Light Up
Australian Crawl Lyrics


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Let me tell you about my mountain home
Where all the ladies names are Joan
Where husband works back late at night
Hopes are up for trousers down
With hostess on a business flight
Taxi in a Mercedes drive
I hope that driver's coming out alive
The garden it is dorsetted
That lady she's so corseted
She's got 15 ways to lead that boy astray
He thinks he's one and only
But that lovely she's so lonely
She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way
What a sing song dance
What a performance
What a cheap tent show
Oh no no no no no

Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up, light up, light up

Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up, light up, light up

Silently she opens the drawer
Mother's little helper is coming out for more
Strategically positioned before the midday show
Her back is arched, those lips are parched
Repeated blow by blow
Later at the party all the MP's rave
About the hummers she's been giving
And the money that they save
To her it is skin lotion
For him promotion to
That flat in surfers paradise with the ocean view
What a sing song dance
What a performance
What a cheap ten show
Oh no no no no no

Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up, light up, light up

Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
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Then the boys light up, light up, light up

Then the boys light up
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Then the boys light up, light up, light up

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Then the boys light up (then the boys light up)
Then the boys light up

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to "The Boys Light Up" by Australian Crawl are a commentary on the mindless and promiscuous behavior of the upper class, particularly with regard to their sexual exploits. The song opens with mention of the singer's "mountain home," where all the women are named Joan and the husbands work late into the night. The singer describes the wives as being "corseted" and having "15 ways to lead that boy astray," painting a picture of a society that is repressed and hypocritical. Meanwhile, the husbands are hoping for their trousers to come down, and taking taxis to meet their mistresses.


The singer then introduces us to a specific woman who uses "mother's little helper" (a euphemism for prescription amphetamines) to get through the day. She positions herself strategically before the "midday show," presumably a reference to a social event or party, where she provides sexual favors to MPs and other powerful men. The reference to "hummers" is a not-so-subtle double entendre, and the singer notes that she sees it all as "skin lotion" while the men view it as a way to get ahead in their careers.


Ultimately, the song is a critique of the emptiness and moral bankruptcy of the upper class, who engage in these kinds of behaviors both out of boredom and as a means of exerting power over one another. The repeated refrain of "then the boys light up" is a nod to the fact that, in this world, everything seems to revolve around sex and the pursuit of pleasure.


Line by Line Meaning

Let me tell you about my mountain home
I am going to tell you about my hometown


Where all the ladies names are Joan
Where all the women are named Joan


Where husband works back late at night
Where the husband works until late at night


Hopes are up for trousers down
Hoping for sexual activity


With hostess on a business flight
With a female airline attendant out of town for business


Taxi in a Mercedes drive
Riding in a Mercedes taxi


I hope that driver's coming out alive
I hope the driver is safe and unharmed


The garden it is dorsetted
The garden is well kept or in order


That lady she's so corseted
The woman is constricted in her clothing


She's got 15 ways to lead that boy astray
She has many ways to tempt or seduce that boy


He thinks he's one and only
He thinks he is the only one for her


But that lovely she's so lonely
But the woman is actually lonely


She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way
She gives him breakfast and then sends him off


What a sing song dance
What a fun or exciting dance


What a performance
What a great show or display of talent


What a cheap tent show
What a low-budget or tawdry production


Oh no no no no no
Expressing disbelief or disappointment


Then the boys light up
Then the men start to party or have fun


Silently she opens the drawer
Quietly, she opens a drawer


Mother's little helper is coming out for more
She is taking some kind of drug to cope with stress


Strategically positioned before the midday show
Tactically placed before the noon performance


Her back is arched, those lips are parched
She is excited or in need of something


Repeated blow by blow
Repeated instances of something


Later at the party all the MP's rave
Later at a party, MPs (members of Parliament) express their admiration or enthusiasm


About the hummers she's been giving
About the oral sex she has been performing


And the money that they save
And the money they save from not paying for sexual services


To her it is skin lotion
To her, it is an intimate and sensual activity


For him promotion to
For him, it is a reward or promotion


That flat in surfers paradise with the ocean view
A flat in Surfers Paradise with a view of the ocean


Then the boys light up (repeated multiple times)
Then the men start to party or have fun




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Michael Reyne James

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@pointbreak8646

Just arrived to my sisters in Sydney from the UK and I'm hearing all these aussie classics. Cool stuff

@chantellekristensen2067

Thats what i love to see....pur music is legendary 🙌

@casadimilano7048

You Brits have a lot of great musicians, so that’s a big compliment for the Aussies.

@downatheel66

So many great Aussie bands just never got the airplay in the UK. Icehouse made the effort to come over ahd were rewarded with a last minute slot on top of the pops with hey lite girl. Men At work, mental as anything, air supply and split Enz had limited success but so many fell by the wayside (the church, sunny boys, mi sex, real life were my favourites) before inxs made the grade after years of struggle.

@patriciamichels1411

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@vivianchetty7477

The beaches is bloody beautiful in sydiney

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@kyliewalker6647

My first job, I babysat James Reynes niece, back in the eighties She lived in Langwarrin. I read her her Rolling Stones mags for several hours. The stax were as tall as me! She had a really Cool old house with a beautiful garden with sculptures. I think he still lives on the peninsula.

@lostinrhodesia2819

Everyone please rise for the Australian national anthem

@gsferrari

😂😂😂 LOL

@Matty21stead

Followed by Bliss, the New Zealand national anthem.

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