VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL
Ayesha Erotica Lyrics

Sometimes I wonder if you still wanna fuck me
I occasionally contemplate whether you still have a desire to engage in sexual activity with me

Like you said on AIM in '08 (totally)
Similar to your statement on AIM in 2008, no doubt

Bible study, we were buddy, buddy
During our time in bible study, we were close friends

Then you said that we should fornicate (like, yeah)
Subsequently, you suggested that we engage in sexual activity (enthusiastically)

In my gross Ugg boots, in your scene-king suit
I was wearing my unattractive Ugg boots while you were dressed in your trendy scene-king attire

Let your white studded belt hit the ground
Allow your white belt, encrusted with studs, to drop to the floor

And my hair stayed teased as I'm on my knees
As I was on my knees, my hair remained styled in a teased manner

Shut the Porta-Potty door and not a sound
We shut the door of the porta-potty to maintain silence

And like every other shitty love story
Similar to all other poor-quality romantic tales

You came and went, and just like that
You entered and exited my life abruptly and rapidly

And I tried to call you desperately
I made an effort to reach out to you fervently

But boy, you didn't add me back, yeah
However, you did not add me back or reciprocate my actions

And baby I know, I know whatever city you're in
And my dear, I am aware, no matter the location you reside

You're still the boy that I'd pick
You remain the individual that I would select

In a line up of, like 30 hot guys
Even if there were thirty other highly attractive men to choose from

Your eyes are so, so pretty I bet
Your eyes are incredibly attractive, I presume

Your lips are probably wet
Your lips must be wet (likely with saliva)

With the lies of our relationship
Due to the falsehoods or deception present in our relationship

Well, it's fine because I'm a whore
However, it is acceptable because I engage in promiscuous behavior

And, I sleep with guys just for fun and drugs, but
I sleep with men for entertainment and drugs on occasion, but

Sometimes I stay inside and wonder why
Occasionally, I remain indoors and speculate as to why

I thought we were cool, I thought we were cool
I previously believed that our relationship was amicable

In vacation bible school, bible school, ooh
During our time spent in vacation bible school

Scoo-bi-doop-doo-doo, Jesus
Nonsensical repetition of a phrase featuring Jesus

And then when I saw you at our local mall, you
Upon seeing you at our community mall

You walked right by me with your friends
You walked directly by me with your acquaintances

What a dick, literally
That was an unkind move, literally

And one day, I get to blame myself for this
Eventually, I will have the opportunity to hold myself accountable for this situation

I can blame it on selfishness
I could attribute the cause to being self-centered

That you never really wanted my love
That you did not genuinely desire my affection

And someday, God will make you pay for this
At some point, it is expected that a higher power will ensure you are held responsible for your actions

I just wanted faithfulness
I only sought loyalty in our relationship

But you never really wanted my love (my love, my love)
However, you were never truly interested in my affection

(Or my backdoor)
(Or with engaging in intimate acts in that region)

Bible school, bible school
Abbreviated phrase related to vacation bible school