Tequila
Azúcar Moreno Lyrics

I was at the bar with my drinkin team
I was at the bar with my drinking buddies

It was me Jack Daniels and my homey Jim Bean
My friends were Jack Daniels and Jim Beam

We were kinda blitzed and we were trying to behave Y'all
We were a little drunk, but trying to keep it together

when in walked a soldier he was from the fuzzy naval
A soldier from the nearby naval base entered the bar

We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin
We were very drunk and having difficulty standing

her come da police, Captain Tom Collins,
The police arrived, led by Captain Tom Collins

and the rapper said freeze
The police instructed us to stop and put our hands up

he said 'hands in the air and hand over your keys'
The police demanded we surrender our car keys

now we did, and that was kinda simple,
We complied with the police's request without much trouble

now here came Marguarita and her friend Shirley Temple
Two women named Margarita and Shirley Temple entered the bar

I asked my friend 'bout Marguarita,
I inquired about Margarita with my friend

he said Shirley was a virgin an I wouldn't wanna meet her
My friend informed me that Shirley was a virgin and not worth pursuing

So I talked to Marguarita, cause yoh, she was flyer
I decided to talk to Margarita, who I found attractive

I took her to the coast cause I wanted to Screw Driver
I took her to a coastal location to have sex

Now Im not one for a speech,
I'm not usually one to give speeches

but there was plenty of Tequila and Sex On The Beach, Y'all.
However, there was an abundance of tequila and opportunities for sexual activities

Here we go again and Im not fussin,
I found myself in a similar situation again, but I wasn't complaining

see I'm a French Mexican but I can get with White Russians,
I'm of French and Mexican descent, but I can still enjoy White Russians

In walked Jose Cuervo what was marguaritas man.
Jose Cuervo, who was with Margarita, entered the bar

I talked to the wise man cause, yoh he's distinguished.
I spoke to a wise man who appeared to be distinguished

His name was St. Ives and he spoke in old english.
The wise man's name was St. Ives and he spoke using old English

He said 'you'd better think fast,
The wise man advised me to act quickly

'cause Jose is kinda crazy and I heard he Shot Glass'.
He warned me that Jose might act aggressively and dangerously

He gave me some advice and it went like this:
The wise man gave me some helpful advice

'catch the night train and head up to 'cisco'
The wise man suggested I take the night train to San Francisco

I didn't wanna stick around,
I decided to leave the bar and avoid any trouble

I caught the 1:51 to New York, the Grey Hound.
I took a Greyhound bus to New York City

Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody's stylin'.
I arrived at the Red Zone, where everyone appeared fashionable

Was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island.
I was drinking Long Island Iced Teas

I blacked out and the party came to a halt,
I became unconscious and the party stopped

cause I was drinking the Tequila with the lemon assault Y'all
I had been drinking tequila with a lemon flavoring that affected me strongly

I woke up in the morning and felt like a Zombie,
After waking up, I felt groggy and dazed

the Tequila Gold Label had bombed me.
I had consumed Tequila Gold Label, which had a strong effect on me

You see I woke up late and wasn't feelin' so great,
I woke up later than I intended and felt unwell

And Mike said there's a Bicardi party startin' at eight.
My friend Mike informed me of a Bacardi party starting at 8 PM

Yo we walked in the party and started playin our games,
My friends and I arrived at the party and started playing drinking games

we played tops, fuzzy quarters, with Bartles & James.
We played a variety of drinking games with various brands of alcohol

Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill,
Shirley Temple arrived at the party and someone told me to calm down

because the Mickey Brothers took her up to strawberry hill.
The Mickey Brothers took Shirley Temple to a nearby location called Strawberry Hill

They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think,
The Mickey Brothers stole Shirley's $1000 mink coat and she was stunned

cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink.
The tequila Shirley had consumed had a strong effect on her and she was happy

Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental.
The music started playing and I enjoyed dancing to it

There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental.
There was a woman named Mai Tai who was attractive and of Asian descent

A groupie is a girl that jocks,
A groupie is a woman who is attracted to musicians

She wore the def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the Rocks.
Mai Tai wore black velvet clothing and drank Scotch on the rocks

We had a fake marriage, now here's to honeymoon,
Mai Tai and I pretended to get married, and now we were celebrating our honeymoon

Ya zone vagabond and the Blue Lagoon.
We were living life without a care and enjoying the moment

Now everybody take a word from the wise,
Now everyone should take advice from someone who is wise

A girly and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise.
A female companion and a bottle of Tequila can create a sunrise-like experience

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