Dirty Old Man Jam
B.B. King & Ensemble Lyrics

I'm low around the way, change the posse global
I often keep a low profile in my neighborhood, but I have a wide network of friends all around the world.

Fuck friends and fam we call it T-Mobile
I prioritize my own desires and don't hesitate to distance myself from friends and family when necessary.

Except for this plan, I'm leavin' after one gig
I have a specific agenda and will only stick around for one event before moving on.

Size don't matter, because they want it big
The physical size of things doesn't have significance; people are more interested in having something grand or impressive.

Runnin' in they ribs and the Hennessey help
Engaging in rough activities and consuming alcohol like Hennessey helps me let loose and have a good time.

Strip club, Backpage, and anything else
I enjoy frequenting places like strip clubs and online platforms like Backpage to indulge in various forms of entertainment.

It get thirsty after 11:30
As the night progresses, people become more eager and interested in engaging in intimate activities.

Half of these people dirty
A significant portion of the people I come across have questionable morals or are involved in illicit activities.

A path to arrivederci, my happen is meeting Gurley
I'm on a journey towards saying goodbye, my purpose is to encounter someone named Gurley.

Then the misery starts
After certain events or encounters, feelings of distress and unhappiness begin to emerge.

They won't give me an effort, but they give me their heart
Although people may not put in much effort, they still show me their affection and devotion.

Saw most of it sex, Castro in our jet
The majority of my experiences involve sexual activities, characterized by a sense of freedom and luxury, similar to Castro in a private jet.

Don't remember her name like I'm supposed to forget
I intentionally don't recall her name, but it's not because I'm expected to forget it.

She an emotional wreck, self-esteem real low
She is emotionally unstable and lacks confidence in herself.

I move quick, set the mood real slow
I act swiftly in my actions, but I take my time in creating the right atmosphere.

And I don't bring 'em flowers no more
I no longer express romantic gestures like giving flowers.

For having them on their knees on the powder room floor
Instead, I expect them to be submissive in intimate encounters, often involving drugs like cocaine.

(You're a dirty old man)
(It's clear that you're a morally questionable and promiscuous individual)

Chillin' out in Switzerland with PYT's
I relax and enjoy my time in Switzerland with pretty young things (attractive young women).

If she 8 or above, then she VIP
If a woman is rated as an 8 or above in terms of attractiveness, she receives VIP treatment from me.

21 and over, we don't do the tiger shit
I prefer women who are 21 years old or older and avoid engaging in risky or immature behavior.

I'm all about a cougar, always know what time it is
I'm particularly interested in older women (cougars) as they are experienced and understand my lifestyle preferences.

We can POF I don't Snapchat
We can connect through platforms like Plenty of Fish, but I have no interest in using Snapchat.

Only use it for head, mami is a snapback
I solely use Snapchat for sexual interactions, and the woman I'm referring to is as easy to control as a snapback hat.

It's a new era, y'all do the same thing
We're living in a different time, but many people continue to engage in the same behaviors.

From back when, shorty's used to wear the name rings
Back in the day, young women used to wear rings with their partners' names on them to show their commitment.

On the necklace, now she on my checklist
Instead of wearing such rings, women are now part of my checklist or lineup of sexual encounters.

Runnin' out of rubbers and fuck it, I'm gettin' reckless
I'm running out of condoms, but I don't care anymore and am willing to engage in risky behavior.

Listen to every record so she already know
The woman I'm involved with listens to my music and is already familiar with my lifestyle.

Get paid for after parties, so she's part of the show
She gets rewarded financially for attending and participating in the after-parties, essentially becoming part of the entertainment.

30's like me teens, 40's is my twenties
In my thirties, I still feel young and act like teenagers, and when I'm in my forties, I feel like I'm in my twenties.

But I never let an orgy interfere with my money
Despite engaging in orgies, I always prioritize my financial interests and don't let it affect my income.

Horny and I'm funny, so we laugh in the foreign
I have a strong sexual desire, and my sense of humor creates a lighthearted and enjoyable atmosphere when engaging with foreigners.

Laugh to myself 'cause it's actually workin'
I find it amusing that my methods of seduction are actually successful.

(You're a dirty old man)
(It's clear that you're a morally questionable and promiscuous individual)

The dip dip, dirty derelict
Engaging in sexual activities involving a lot of movement, characterized by a lack of morality or responsibility.

Disease dick swingin'
Engaging in sexual encounters without taking proper precautions, risking the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

Biggie big, rip the twat, rip the clit, king singin'
Engaging in sexual activities with a dominant and forceful approach, often associated with rough treatment of the genitals.

Hit the pretty pink skin 'til the stink thing stingin'
Engaging in sexual activities until the woman's vagina becomes sore and uncomfortable.

Quick to hit the thick chick, women hit
I'm quick to engage in sexual encounters with curvy women, while other women are also eager to engage with me.

If she got a hairy pussy then I'mma treat her nice
I appreciate and show respect to women who have pubic hair, considering it a desirable trait.

Had more bullshit my life than Condoleeza Rice
I've experienced a lot of nonsense and problematic situations throughout my life, even more than Condoleeza Rice (former US Secretary of State).

Act up, my bitch got a bag like a Mack truck
If someone causes trouble, my partner carries a bag similar to the size of a Mack truck, indicating she's well-prepared to handle any situation.

How that fat fuck shack up and mack that slut
It's surprising how that overweight person managed to seduce and attract that promiscuous woman.

Like 'oh my God Becky, look at that butt'
In a manner similar to the character Becky from the song 'Baby Got Back,' people are amazed and fascinated by a woman's attractive buttocks.

Talk jive, sleep in, eat, man tan shove
I engage in smooth and persuasive speech, enjoy sleeping, eating, and prioritizing my appearance through tanning, but nothing more.

Rugged Man, America's number one bachelor
I am the Rugged Man, widely acknowledged as the most eligible bachelor in America.

Or bust nuts, cumshots in 3D comin' at ya
Alternatively, I release my sexual tension by ejaculating, symbolically represented as 3D cumshots (representing intensity and realism) coming towards the recipient.

Avoid sardine cans, only eat a bitch if the seafood sweet
I stay away from crowded places, but I am willing to engage with promiscuous women if the sexual encounter promises to be enjoyable.

candy, like Swedish Fish
Referring to women's intimate parts as sweet, resembling the taste of Swedish Fish candies.

Hooker in the backseat, gobble ass, eat booty
A prostitute is present in the rear seats of a vehicle, performing oral sex on someone and engaging in analingus.

Stink trash, heap, make the horse sweat ass beef
Engaging in sexual activities that involve unpleasant odors and generating sweat, as if it were a challenge to a horse to exert itself.

Make the bitch freak out, la freak by the band cheeks
I intentionally push the woman to become overwhelmed or distressed, similar to the song 'Le Freak' by the band Chic.

Shove cock down her throat 'til the chick can't speak
Forcefully penetrating the woman's mouth with my penis, to the point where she becomes unable to speak.

S&M on the floor, torture me, sex orally
Engaging in sadomasochistic activities on the floor, where the woman tortures and dominates me through oral sex.

Rotten, despicable, filthy, deprived morally
I am morally corrupt and unscrupulous, characterized by a repulsive, filthy, and depraved nature.

(You're a dirty old man)
(It's clear that you're a morally questionable and promiscuous individual)