Leather
B.D. Wong Lyrics

Take a look at my leather boots
I want you to see my boots which I have worn so much that they are now comfortable.

You can see that they're broken in
You can tell by the appearance of my boots that I have worn them frequently.

Cos I been doing some walking
I have worn my boots so much because I have been walking a lot.

But not a lot of talking
I have been occupying myself with walking more than talking.

You shuffle down the high-street
You walk slowly and aimlessly down the main street.

You love every girl that you meet
You are drawn to every girl you come across.

Well come close let me play the fool
Come closer to me and I will act foolish to amuse you.

You got something I fancy
I am attracted to something about you.

You turn around and you flick your hair
You look back at me and shake your hair in a flirtatious manner.

Take at my brand new jeans
I want you to look closely at my recently purchased jeans.

Cos there's a hole in the right knee
One of my knees is exposed because there is a hole in that area of the jeans.

They cost lots of money [yeah]
My jeans were quite expensive.

But that's ok cos they make you stare
I don't mind the price because my jeans are attention-grabbing.

Hot pants are sexy on long legged ladies
Short shorts look attractive on women with long legs.

Cos they're showing plenty
The shorts reveal a lot of leg, which is considered attractive.

Cos I'm in love with the golden girl
I am infatuated with a woman who has a golden complexion.

She looks so fine she blows my mind
She is so attractive that I am overwhelmed.

You wanna take her out
You are interested in asking her on a date.

But she is
But she is unavailable for some reason.

Last one to know
I am the last one to find out that she is not available.

You see the lady in the grass skirt looking fit
You notice a woman wearing a grass skirt who appears to be in good shape.

If there's a back bit then she'd be in it
If there is a place to dance, she would be the one dancing.

You wanna take out and take her down the disco
You want to go out with her and take her to the disco.

But all your friends just say she wouldn't want to
Your friends believe that she would not be interested in going out with you.

[You are] Last one to know
You are the last to find out that she would not want to go out with you.