Dammit Janet
B. Miller & Abigale Haness Lyrics
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To the bride's bouquet
The river was deep but I swam it
(Janet)
The future is ours, so let's plan it
(Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it
(Janet)
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it
(Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it
(Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it
(Janet)
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
(Oh, Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
(Oh, Brad)
That you met Mom and you know Dad
(Oh, Brad)
I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad
Oh, dammit
I'm mad
Oh, Janet
For you
I love you too
There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo
And that's go see the man who began it
(Janet)
When we met in his science exam-it
(Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then panic
Janet
Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet
Oh Brad, I'm mad
Dammit, Janet
I love you
The lyrics to "Dammit Janet" by B. Miller feat. Abigale Haness tells the story of two young lovers, Brad and Janet, who have fallen deeply in love with each other. The song describes how they met, fell in love, and became engaged. Janet is enthusiastic about their future and asks Brad to refrain from telling her to "can it," expressing her strong love for him in the process. Brad reciprocates her feelings and they share a moment of excitement reminiscing about the past and eagerly looking forward to their future together. The song ends with a call to action, encouraging the couple to seek out the man who "began it" and sparked their romance.
Overall, the song captures the youthful spirit of young love, with its upbeat tempo and catchy lyrics. It's a joyful celebration of romance with a touch of humorous playfulness, making it a fun song to dance and sing along with. It's a classic musical number that has entertained audiences for decades.
Line by Line Meaning
You beat the other girls
Janet, you caught the bride's bouquet before any of the other girls did
To the bride's bouquet
You caught the bouquet that the bride threw
The river was deep but I swam it
I overcame difficult obstacles to be with you, Janet
(Janet)
Addressing Janet directly
The future is ours, so let's plan it
We have a bright future together and should make plans for it
(Janet)
Addressing Janet directly
So please don't tell me to can it
Janet, please don't ask me to stop expressing my love for you
(Janet)
Addressing Janet directly
I've one thing to say, and that's
I have one important message to communicate
Dammit Janet, I love you
I love you, Janet, and I need to say it passionately
The road was long but I ran it
I worked hard to get to where we are, Janet
(Janet)
Addressing Janet directly
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it
You are the one who ignites the passion in my heart, Janet
(Janet)
Addressing Janet directly
If there's one fool for you then I am it
If being foolish for loving you is necessary, then I'm willing to be that fool for you, Janet
(Janet)
Addressing Janet directly
I've one thing to say, and that's
I have one important message to communicate
Dammit Janet, I love you
I love you, Janet, and I need to say it passionately
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
I'm giving you a ring to prove that I'm serious about us, and not just playing around
There's three ways that love can grow
Love can grow in different ways
That's good, bad, or mediocre
The growth of love can be positive, negative, or average
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
I'm spelling your name as a way of emphasizing my love for you, Janet
Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
Our situation is better than Betty Munroe's
(Oh, Brad)
Addressing Brad directly
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
I'm happy that we're engaged now, Brad
(Oh, Brad)
Addressing Brad directly
That you met Mom and you know Dad
I'm glad that you've met my parents, Brad
(Oh, Brad)
Addressing Brad directly
I've one thing to say, and that's
I have one important message to communicate
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
I'm also passionately in love with you, Brad
Oh, Brad
Addressing Brad directly
Oh, dammit
Expressing frustration or strong feelings
I'm mad
I'm very much in love
Oh, Janet
Addressing Janet directly
For you
Because I love you
I love you too
I also love you, Janet
There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo
There's only one thing we need to do now
(Janet)
Addressing Janet directly
And that's go see the man who began it
We should go see the person who helped bring us together, Janet
(Janet)
Addressing Janet directly
When we met in his science exam-it
We first met in a science exam that he was overseeing
(Janet)
Addressing Janet directly
Made me give you the eye and then panic
I noticed you and felt nervous around you at first, Janet
Janet
Addressing Janet directly
Now I've one thing to say, and that's
I have one important message to communicate
Dammit Janet, I love you
I love you, Janet, and I need to say it passionately
Dammit, Janet
Expressing frustration or strong feelings towards Janet
Oh Brad, I'm mad
I'm also passionately in love with Brad
Dammit, Janet
Expressing frustration or strong feelings towards Janet
I love you
I love you dearly
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