Morning Dew
Bad Lip Reading Lyrics

That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think
The drug addict wanted to get naked and ponder about life

Now she's rolling like a pimp, yeah
Now she's behaving confidently and authoritatively

Gonna send flowers to all my foes
I'm going to be kind to my enemies and send them flowers

Drive a Mexican cab to the store
I'm going to drive a taxi to the store

Stink and sweat out the juice we got in there
Sweat out all the toxins in our body

I'm damp for the easy muffin
I'm excited for the effortless task

What it is, I'm a night trauma life guard
I work as a life guard and handle trauma cases during the night

Chicken never hurt me I'm a good flavor top dog
I'm confident that chicken won't harm me, I'm in control

See me on my float in my bronze tuxedo
You'll see me in a bronze tuxedo, sitting on a float

Stop me at the club, I'm Han, you're Greedo
If we meet at the club, I'll be Han and you can be Greedo

Keep wanting your morning dew
Keep wanting what you desire

You're my pizza man, my pizza man
You're the person who delivers my pizza

I like spastic golden toys
I enjoy playing with energetic, golden toys

This huge pizza's made with Cheese and broccoli
This large pizza has cheese and broccoli as toppings

You got a trophy when you won that thing
You received a trophy for winning that specific thing

Aunt Sharona hates a puppet
My aunt Sharona dislikes puppets

Don't freak if your XBOX ain't a pay phone
Don't worry if your Xbox isn't used as a payphone

Don't ever make a sick child thick toast
Never give a sick child digestion-hindering thick toast

Tonight after wine I'ma knock you in the head, and then
After I drink wine tonight, I'll hit you on the head and follow-up

Grande taco
A large taco

If I had a furry pet monkey right here
If I had a furry pet monkey with me

Then I'd take him out to Shady Pine and get a cold beer
I'd go to Shady Pine with the monkey and have a beer

Keep wanting your morning dew
Keep wanting what you desire

This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli
This large pizza has cheese and broccoli as toppings

One time I drew a pink ice castle with a
Once, I drew a castle made of pink ice

Green hot dog and three light snacks
I also drew a green hot dog and three light snacks

I'ma teach y'all how to scrape out the sink drain
I'll demonstrate how to clean the sink drain

A midget said speak with an accent
A little person asked me to talk with an accent

So I did just so I could steal his
So, I talked in accent in order to steal from him

Porsche while he was tied to a stake in the rain
I stole his Porsche while he was restrained in the rain

Stop the drama
Stop the argument

Before I get the sniffles
Before I catch a cold

Making happy on my floor
Having happy times on the floor

Got a stiffle
I have a stuffy nose

Boom
An exclamation

Bring me my shovel and make one wish
Get me the shovel and think of one thing to wish for

Yeah, who wants to see me give a rock to a fish?
Who is interested in watching me give a stone to a fish?

Whoopsie daisy
An exclamation to show dismay or disgust

Someone's in my backseat
There's an unknown person in the backseat of my car

Eatin' orange slices
They are eating orange slices

Think they took my coffee
I believe someone took my coffee

Went to the club
Went to the nightclub

Got a jawbreaker
I acquired a jawbreaker

We about to party balls
We're excited and ready to have a lively and festive time

Cuz I'm a rainmaker
I have the ability to make rain

Ay o, girl, you should try them chicken fingers instead of that pizza
Hey, girl, you should try the chicken fingers instead of the pizza

Mirror, mirror, on my floor
My floor is serving as a mirror

Am I the prettiest at the store?
I want to know if I'm the most attractive person at the store

The world's fastest girl might be wrong
Perhaps, the world's fastest girl is incorrect

We popped the cork, now it's time to go away
We opened the bottle, we must now leave

I got that crown, I'll knock you out
I have the upper hand and can defeat you

I got ten pounds of peanut brittle
I've got ten pounds of candy made of peanuts

And a little poodle got it's coat on
And there's a small poodle wearing a coat

Is this Idaho?
Are we in Idaho?

Because I will NOT limbo in Idaho.
I absolutely refuse to do limbo in Idaho.