Im on Everything Feat Mike Epps
Bad Meets Evil Lyrics

All these little young kids ain't got no direction
The youth lack guidance and are lost

Shit, these lil' kids is on everything
The youth use a variety of drugs and alcohol

Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed, Hennessy, vodka
Examples of the substances used by the youth

I'm on everything
The artist is also on various drugs and alcohol

I'm on syrup painkillers, cigarette, weed
The specific substances the artist is using

Sober don't interest me
The singer has no desire to be sober

Bout to sip the liquor like it's Caine
The singer is so high that they compare alcohol to cocaine

That's how high I am
The artist is very intoxicated

I take painkillers to ease the pain
The artist uses painkillers even though they are not in pain

Though I ain't in pain
The artist is not currently experiencing physical pain

No, we, ain't the same, we drunk
The singer is not like others because they are intoxicated

'Cept when I kick it, gout
Excluding times when the artist is experiencing health problems

Me sobering up, ha, alf
The singer finds the idea of being sober laughable

Cash rules everything, acid tab, hash, 'shrooms
The singer values money and uses hallucinogens

I done woke up with a fucking tiger in my bathroom
The singer has experienced wild and bizarre situations due to their drug use

I am fucking high, high, high, high
The artist is repeating how intoxicated they are

Menace to society I feel sorry for your mother
The artist sees themselves as a danger to society and feels sympathy for the consequences others may endure due to their actions

Me and Vicious on 'shrooms
The singer and someone else are taking hallucinogenic mushrooms

Call us the Mario brothers
The singer is comparing themselves and their friend to the video game characters who also use mushrooms

Back down, we never back down
The artist and their friend are not easily intimidated

Never laid out
The artist has never been beaten or defeated

Can't put my back down
The artist is physically resilient and cannot be overpowered easily

Painkillers, I call 'em Caine pillars
The singer uses painkillers like a crutch or support

'Cause they'll hold me up when I take 'em I need a cane and pillows
The artist needs painkillers to function and be comfortable

Sick when I kick it, barf Me sobering up, fart
The singer experiences unpleasant symptoms when they stop using drugs

I crush ya brain like a pill crusher, lets crush a pill yeah
The singer is comparing themselves to a device that crushes pills and threatens to crush their enemies

Fuck, I think I just crushed my last Tylenol three up
The singer is running out of their medication and is frustrated

Grab the key up off the counter till the camp all left the crib
The artist is going to get drugs from their dealer

Man, who'd knew that three in the morning I'd still be up
The artist is up late/early due to their drug use

Could barely see up over the steering wheel, crashed the whip, tore a tree up
The singer was driving while intoxicated and crashed their car into a tree

On my way to the dealer's, tryna re-up
The singer is driving to get more drugs from their dealer

Call me Brett Favre, spell it F-A-V-R, E, yep
The artist is referring to the football player Brett Favre and explains how to spell his name

It's wrong, other words I just fucked my RV up
The artist made a mistake that damaged their RV

Bitch, it's on again yeah, break that Klonopin in half While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb
The artist is mixing prescription medication and marijuana while hanging out with Donovan McNabb (former NFL quarterback)

And I dye my hair back blond again and laugh
The singer is amused by dying their hair blonde again

I'm the real macaroni you cheesy bitch, I'm demonic with the craft
The artist is skilled at rapping and considers themselves a true artist

There's a devil in my noodle, you angel hair pasta
The singer is claiming to have a dark or evil side

Flows dreaded like some fucking tangled hair rasta
The singer's rapping style is compared to the hair of a dreadlocked Rastafarian

Farian, Jamaican, relax, man I'll send a fucking axe at you if you insist on a fucking accent
The singer is referencing the Rastafarian religion and threatens violence against someone if they continue to use a certain accent

Bad and Evil is back with an epidural, check ya girl 'cause after we prop you up, we propping her up
The group is back and ready to party while also implying sexual activity with someone's girlfriend

So, baby, come put ya feet up in these stirrups Your boyfriend better find another fucking whore to smash the stir up
The artist is inviting a woman to have sex with them while also insulting her boyfriend

We rap like we're on I'm on syrup painkillers, cigarette, speed
The group raps as if under the influence while the singer mentions specific substances they are using

Uh, classic!
The singer believes their rap is classic or timeless

It's Eminem and him again, my sentiments exactly
The group is back and the artist is happy about it

I told that bitch to get at me, then the bitch attacked me
The artist approached someone and received a negative response

Kid you not, I'm lit up as fuck, tablecloth tucked in my pants
The artist is extremely intoxicated and has made a strange choice in clothing

Then I'm hearing dishes drop, 'cause I walked away from my dinner with schmucks
The singer left a dinner party due to boredom or dislike of the other guests

Then I aimed to the front of the K-Mart shopping center With' a coupon book and a hundred and ten bucks
The artist went shopping at K-Mart with a budget and coupons

And a bunch of change and wife beater with a mustard stain
The singer has a small amount of change and is wearing a dirty shirt

I'll crush your brain like I'm crushing pills What the fuck's the muthfuckin' deal?
The singer will harm someone's brain and demands to know the problem

This shit's making me feel like I'm tryna do a mothafuckin' cartwheel up a hill
The substances the singer is using are having strange effects

How many bars, how many tabs? A-c-i-d, y-e-s, 'cause I'm sniffin n-y-e-s
The artist is consuming large quantities of illicit substances

F-you-c-k'ed up, and it's obvious Smoking Henny in my chest
The artist is intoxicated and smoking a cigarette while drinking Hennessy

I'm b-a-n-a-n-a-s I'm a c-o-c-o-n-you-t
The singer is making nonsensical and foolish statements due to their intoxication

Put this CD in and then you'll see The sequel to Scary Movie, bad is to evil, the roofie to Roethlisberger
The singer is comparing their music to a movie franchise and themselves to a date rape drug

You are gonna wind up six feet deep Under that shits creek so I hope that you brought preservers
The artist threatens someone and advises them to be prepared for consequences

You could put a turd on the plate Silverware on the tablecloth to serve us
The artist has low standards for dining etiquette and service

You don't bring shit to the table I mean your grill like a Seville when a mark gets murdered
The artist insults someone's usefulness and compares their facial expression to a car when a murder victim is found inside

You pushing the envelope, and I'm shovin' that whole post office further Right off the surface, to the serpents in the darkest and the farthest corner
The singer is pushing someone's boundaries and is being even more extreme in response

Maui, wow wee, sour diesel, how many jars, To all my people I'll be the Mars, mommy come on
The artist is listing different types of marijuana and signals their intention to share with others

She can actually wrap my nut sack 'round the back of her neck in a bathroom stall And she can just puke from sipping this piss from my twenty four inch catheter cord
The singer brags about an extreme sexual encounter and mixes in disgustingly graphic references to bodily fluids

I'm the type that'll take a bath with' a whore Drown her, bang her head on the passenger door When I'm stashin' 'er in the back, smackin' her forehead on the dash And its accidentally blowin', a Benz jeep horn
The singer admits to violent sexual fantasies and references causing a car horn to honk during sex

My friends be knowin' that when I'm on a binge, I'm stingy Even when I'm ten deep in a room with the MG and and with' Lindsay Lohan and she on
The singer's friends are aware that they become selfish and cling to drugs even when surrounded by others who also want to use